Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

There are very few people like Zhu Yan who are accompanied by only one military insect, and most of them are accompanied by two.

Aquarium, animal house, bakery, amusement park... Lan Qing was dazzled by the sight and didn't know which one to choose for a moment, while Zhu Yan in his arms was very calm.

Or is it that there is no hope in life?

竹砚：(?0?4―?0?4?1?1)

Because he didn't want to come at all...

Sitting in the sightseeing car, Lan Qing tried to find a topic while driving, desperately searching the knowledge in his head, and then a light bulb went off in his head.

Lan Qing: "By the way, Little Hero, do you know what the prices of the male insects in the black market were when it was rampant?"

竹砚：Σ(?1?9?6?6?1?9?1?7)?1?7啥？！

Who taught you these chatting skills?

Lan Qing opened up his own conversation, and before Zhu Yan could answer, he began to talk.

"The valuation of male insects on the black market is definitely based primarily on mental strength and age..."

Zhu Yan was so frightened by what he heard along the way, and Lan Qing was kind enough to give Zhu Yan an estimate of the price.

"The little hero is now C-rank, young, pretty, and well-behaved. This kind of person will double his value based on his appearance..."

“So your estimated price is…”

"How about it? Little Hero, I'm a little tempted by the price. How about I sell you..."

"Anyway, Lan Ci is not here now, so when the time comes..."

Zhu Yan huddled in the corner without saying a word, and began looking for an opportunity to jump out of the car and escape. He couldn't stand listening to this crappy conversation at all.

I'm starting to feel hungry... I have nothing to eat...

Fortunately, this is a sightseeing bus, designed for enjoying the scenery along the way, and it has a speed limit, so it cannot drive fast at all.

So Zhu Yan endured Lan Qing's nagging while looking for an opportunity. He must teach Lan Qing a lesson today.

Lan Qing even opened a bottle of water and drank while talking. At this time, he was already talking about various organ specimens of male insects.

Suddenly, there was a sound of something falling behind me.

Lan Qing looked back in confusion and found that the door of the sightseeing car was open and her little master was nowhere to be seen.

Lan Qing hurriedly stopped the car and looked outside: "Little Hero!"

In the sight, Zhu Yan was moving his legs and running madly into the swarm of insects.

竹砚：(′д｀)…彡…彡

"Why are you running? I was just joking!" Lan Qing hurriedly got out of the car to chase after him, but Zhu Yan ran even faster.

Lan Qing had just run a few steps when a female soldier suddenly appeared in front of him, blocking his way and attacking him.

Lan Qing hurriedly resisted and kept some distance.

Encountered a bug dealer?!

Lan Qing looked at the female soldiers who were crowding towards him with a clear purpose, and his expression was serious. Was this a gang crime?!

Thinking of this, Lan Qing gritted his teeth.

These insect dealers are too bold! They dared to kidnap male insects to the male insect paradise and sell them openly in front of him, a great colonel. Death to them all!

I don't know what happened to the little hero?

Lan Qing looked anxiously for her little master.

Then I saw Zhu Yan, who was crying loudly, being held in the arms of another larger male insect for comfort. She was surrounded by a group of enthusiastic male or female insects and staff.

兰清：?1?2?7?6?7?6?3?8

It seems...something is wrong?

Until the female soldiers in charge of the park's security, fully armed, surrounded Lan Qing.

Lan Qing's slow brain only reacted at this moment.

So I'm the damn insect dealer?!

Help, I've been mistaken for a bug dealer and am surrounded by people. What should I do?

"Stop resisting, you are surrounded!"

"lay down your weapon!"

Which eye of yours saw me carrying a weapon?

Listening to the constant warning voice, Lan Qing sighed helplessly and chose the most direct method, which was to give in.

What else? Rebellion?

What's the difference between that and directly proving the guilt?

The security guard was even more angry when he saw the insect dealer surrender so quickly and squat down with his head in his hands.