Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

(This part... you may not be able to guess it, the content has been changed too much. After all, I directly included Jing Jian in the main text)

(Oh, never mind, just read it for now. I'll go to the trash can to sort out other waste manuscripts and go through them first.)

(If the discrepancy is too great, I'll just throw them into the trash.)

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Turn off the game and lie down on the large and soft bed.

As expected, Zhu Yan started to miss his wife again.

As an adult male insect.

At this age full of vigor and vitality, I am very lucky to have two beautiful wives who dote on me.

But unfortunately, both of my wives are not around now, and I have to stay alone in the empty room every night.

What kind of poor cat...is this?!

It is so sad and pitiful to see Zhu Yan.

Xiao Wang had no choice but to comfort his host: "Lan Qing is a soldier bug after all, and is envied by the other soldier bugs, so it will take a little longer."

Xiao Wang: [But Lan Ci is very fast. He will be back in less than half a year. It has already been a month.]

Bamboo Inkstone: [……]

How could it be fast? Hearing this, he felt even more desperate.

I tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep, even chanting the Heart Purification Mantra didn't help.

There is no way to be pure and free from desires at all.

Sigh...it's torture.

Zhu Yan got up from the bed, turned on his computer and checked the replay of his live broadcast.

Maybe he really has the potential to do live streaming?

Or is it that it’s too rare to see male insects live streaming while playing games?

Or maybe you prefer this style?

In short, after this month's live broadcast, I gained a lot of fans and the account also received a lot of private messages.

He passed the time by reading private messages at a glance. Some liked his live broadcast style, some volunteered to be his bed warmer, some paid him to help with advertising, and some live broadcast platforms contacted him to sign a contract... Let's not talk about the others for now.

But the photos sent by these female insects are really beautiful. It turns out that if you don’t have a little confidence, you won’t dare to post photos.

Look at the pictures sent here.

That figure and that appearance are really pleasing to the eyes.

Zhu Yan's tears almost flowed out of the corners of his mouth.

Oh no, I feel like if my wives don’t come back, I’m going to lose my virginity.

He continued to flip through the private messages at a glance, when suddenly one of the fan's questions caught Zhu Yan's attention.

There is no other reason, because the content of the question is hard not to attract Chong's attention: Is it Mr. Zhuyan?

Zhu Yan didn't know how to answer.

There are only a few S-level male insects, and each one has a name, so they can be screened using the more complicated elimination method.

In fact, many accounts have sent private messages recently, directly guessing the name.

Ask one account at a time, and you will always find a matching one.

And now this account is empty.

Even the account name is the system default number, and you can tell at a glance that it is a newly opened account.

Xiao Wang consciously checked the information of this account and reported it to his host.

Xiao Wang: [The person on the other end of this account is Jing Jian. He probably recognized the host by his voice.]

Zhu Yan stopped the action of blocking the person: [Is that so? I thought you were trying to scam me.]

If you know him, then there's nothing to worry about.

Zhu Yan replied with a "hmm", then exited the chat interface and continued looking at the photos.

Now these photos are the spice of his life.

Soon a message came from the other side.

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A bunch of characters: I guessed right, the voice sounds very similar, I am Jing Jian.

I'm so bored: Oh, hello General Jing Jian, I didn't expect that the general would also watch live broadcasts, I thought you would be very busy.

A bunch of characters: I don’t have time normally, but I’m on vacation now. When I saw it some time ago, I thought your voice sounded familiar, and then Lan Qing happened to tell me that you were doing a live broadcast of playing games, so I thought of you first.

I'm so bored: Because I'm bored, I play games to kill time.

A bunch of characters: There are quite a few male insect gatherings recently. If you are bored, you can go there to play. There are only male insects there, and you should have a lot of common topics.

I'm so bored: No, I won't go in this lifetime. I won't go even if asked. [Sternly refused]

A bunch of characters: Yes, you like quietness.

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Zhu Yan didn't know how to answer for a moment.

The atmosphere of this chat seems a bit off, so ambiguous...

I always feel weird, maybe I’m too sleepy?

Say good night and go to sleep.

Zhu Yan decisively ended the chat and looked at the time in the lower right corner before lying down on the bed.

No! You shouldn't sleep!

Now is the time for a midnight snack!

A greedy cat and dog ordered a lot of midnight snacks without stopping, and after the snacks were delivered, they immediately started eating like crazy.

It’s good to have a big appetite. You can eat a lot of delicious food without feeling full.

……

Two months of leisurely days passed, and as expected, an accident happened.

Zhu Yan's pheromones are somewhat unstable.

At first, Zhu Yan thought it was caused by irregular work and rest schedule.

He followed Lan Ci's instructions and ran to the Yueli family hospital obediently. With the help of the doctor, he went into the medical cabin for treatment.

But after coming out of the medical cabin, the doctor found that Zhu Yan's pheromones were still very unstable.

This made the doctor feel a little strange.

Isn’t it caused by irregular work and rest schedule?

So I had to check again.

After a series of inspections.

The doctor looked at the results and hesitated.

Doctor: "Mr. Zhuyan, have you been staying at home alone lately?"

Zhu Yan: "Well, I don't like going out."

Although Lan Ci said that he would send the bamboo inkstone to the master's house.

But Zhu Yan was unwilling to do so. He patted his chest and said that he was already a big catworm and could live independently. At worst, he had a housekeeper who could take care of himself.

Seeing that the young hero insisted again and again, Lan Ci had no choice but to give up.

Doctor: "Do you really want Lan to quit them?"

This question really touched his heart.

Zhu Yan nodded vigorously: "I miss my two wives very much."

Doctor: "Has your appetite increased recently?"

Zhu Yan scratched his head embarrassedly: "Yes, maybe I am growing taller again? I can eat a lot at every meal these days."

The doctor smiled kindly.

It is impossible to grow taller, but the "condition" has been confirmed!

The doctor took out some snacks and asked Zhu Yan to eat them slowly while waiting obediently.

After arranging the bamboo inkstone, the doctor immediately took out his laptop and reported the situation to the host.

……

Not long after, Agent Chong came rushing over.

After listening to the doctor's detailed instructions, Agent Chong nodded and took Zhu Yan away in a gentle but unyielding manner.

In this way, Zhu Yan was 'detained' in the family.

Facing a group of kind elders, Zhu Yan, who had never seen such a big world, sat stiffly on the sofa, eating the various snacks prepared for him on the table in small bites.

Zhu Yan was a bit confused: "What's going on?! When I measured my mental power just now, it was S-level. What did the doctor find out? He looked so serious when he left."

Xiao Wang: [I just checked, and it says that you, the host, are about to enter estrus.]

Zhu Yan: [So why is he so serious? Estrus isn't a disease.]

Xiao Wang: [If I'm not mistaken, Lan Ci and Lan Qing are going to get scolded.]

After Xiao Wang's series of popular science explanations, Zhu Yan realized that things had gotten pretty serious.

It wasn't just a simple scolding, it was almost a punishment...

She's holding her lord back until he's in estrus!

This situation is unheard of!

Fortunately, the hospital is family-owned and the matter was suppressed.

Otherwise, if you don’t know, you might think that the Yueli family is abusing male insects!