Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

(I can't believe you can even see this.)

(But since you are all old readers, you can guess which timeline this was deleted.)

Getting up from the bed, Zhu Yan stretched comfortably and threw the pillow in his arms aside.

Zhu Yan: "Aci?"

There was no response, and he went out to work again.

Hearing Zhu Yan's call, the little housekeeper quickly appeared: "Little Master Insect, Master Lan Ci has gone out~"

Sure enough, he went out.

Zhu Yan yawned and went to wash up. By the time he finished cleaning himself up, the housekeeper had already brought the warm breakfast to the table.

Xiao Wang’s portion was also brought to his baby table.

Zhu Yan climbed onto the table and as the food entered her mouth, she immediately tasted that it was the cooking of her own Ah Ci. She happily shook her little feet and quickly finished her breakfast.

After breakfast, the housekeeper hummed a song while clearing the dishes.

Zhu Yan and Xiao Wang looked at the busy housekeeper.

They looked at each other with understanding, then quietly went around and slowly approached the butler.

The little housekeeper was completely unaware of these actions and just thought that his little master was playing with Xiao Wang.

Until it turned around and Zhu Yan jumped onto it.

The housekeeper was startled: "Little Master Bug, don't jump around! What if you fall? Be good, I'll hold you..."

Before he could finish his words, the butler fell silent, and the robotic arm that was about to touch Zhu Yan automatically retracted.

Zhu Yan, having succeeded, closed the switch cover that controlled the housekeeper, and then clapped his hands with Xiao Wang in tacit understanding.

Perfect! Shutdown completed successfully!

As for why the butler was turned off, it was mainly because it was not convenient for the butler to know what was going to happen next.

When Zhu Yan was alone as an insect, he lived in a suite provided by the Male Insect Association. There were no stairs in the house.

But now I live with Lan Ci in a beautiful villa with a beautiful staircase.

After seeing the stairs, Zhu Yan thought of a fun game in his mind, and now he can finally put it into practice.

……

The butler has turned off the phone.

Zhu Yan and Xiao Wang started the next step and worked together to push the cat bed to the front of the stairs.

Then he carefully measured the distance to make sure the stair railing was aligned with the cat's bed, then ran to his and Lan Ci's bedroom and put the quilt and pillow into the cat's bed.

Fill the cat bed with thick and soft stuff.

Looking at the current cat bed, Zhu Yan jumped in first and tried the feeling of being buried.

Mm! Comfortable!

Finally, take out some snacks from the snack cabinet.

That’s it, you’re all done, let’s get started!

Zhu Yan and Xiao Wang quickly ran upstairs, climbed onto the handrail, and sat firmly...

"Wuhu~"

The bamboo inkstone slid down very smoothly.

Perfect for getting into a cat den.

After that comes Xiao Wang, who also makes a beautiful entrance.

……

After playing happily for a while.

The alarm clock rang, and Zhu Yan and Xiao Wang, who were still sliding on the handrail, stopped quickly as if they had received an order.

First, push the cat bed back to its original place, and then simply clean up the snack residue.

Finally, turn on the little housekeeper who is still 'sleeping'.

Under Zhu Yan's deception.

The housekeeper who restarted the computer didn't think there was anything wrong and started preparing lunch for Zhu Yan.

After finishing lunch and digesting it for a while, the gate outside the yard was opened and Lan Ci returned from get off work.

Everything is just at the right time.

"Aci~"

Zhu Yan shouted as he ran forward with a "da da da" sound, asking for a hug.

Looking at Zhu Yan running towards him, Lan Ci bent down and held the little hero in his arms.

Lan Ci: "I'm back, little hero, is anyone behaving well at home?"

Zhu Yan: "Very well behaved."

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(That’s weird.)

Lan Ci believed Zhu Yan's words and took out a small cake from behind his back: "This is a reward for the good little hero."

Zhu Yan immediately took the small cake: "Thank you, Aci."

……

After that, it’s normal eating and sleeping.

Wait until the next morning when you get up, continue to eat breakfast, and then turn off the phone for the housekeeper.

……

This routine lasted for several days.

Until Lan Ci came home from get off work early.

The moment I opened the door, I saw this heart-wrenching scene.

Lan Ci was so frightened that he covered his heart and took a long time to calm down.

At this time, Zhu Yan and Xiao Wang were still having fun and didn't notice Lan Ci who had returned.

Watching the little hero sliding down the handrail, Lan Ci swallowed back the word "little hero" that was about to slip out of his mouth.

Until Zhu Yan and Xiao Wang both fell accurately into the cat's nest.

Lan Ci then called out, "Little Hero!"

Lan Ci: "What are you doing?!"

Bamboo Inkstone:!

Xiao Wang:!

It's over! Why did my wife come home early?!

Zhu Yan poked his head out of the cat's nest uncertainly, trying to confirm whether he was hallucinating.

As soon as he stuck his head out, he saw Lan Ci with a gloomy face and shrank back in fear.

Lan Ci: “Heh.”

Zhu Yan became even more timid and reached out to push Xiao Wang in his arms.

Zhu Yan: [Xiao Wang, come on!]

Xiao Wang: [Huh?]

The confused little Wang was pushed out of the cat's nest.

Facing Lan Ci, who was emitting a low aura in front of him, Xiao Wang quickly ran back.

Xiao Wang: [No, host, Lan Ci is too scary like this!]

For a moment, no one dared to go out.

The cat and the dog were shivering in the cat's nest.

After a while, Lan Ci's voice, which was barely audible, rang out from outside the cat's nest: "Little Master, come out."

Little Wang, relying on his small size, huddled in the corner of the cat den: [Host, your wife asked you to leave.]

Bamboo Inkstone: [……]

After a psychological struggle.

Zhu Yan slowly poked his head out.

Zhu Yan: "Aci..."

At this time, Lan Ci was already sitting on the sofa, fiddling with his laptop. (Check the surveillance footage from the past few days)

He patted the seat next to him and said, "Come sit here."

Zhu Yan slowly sat down next to him.

then……

The little bamboo inkstone received its first beating in its life.

Zhu Yan: "Wow, Ah Ci, I was wrong."

Lan Ci patted Zhu Yan's butt again: "You even remembered to turn off the housekeeper's phone and blocked the camera facing the stairwell. How are you so smart?!"

Lan Ci: "Then why don't you block the surveillance camera in the living room as well? That way I can't even see you moving the cat bed. How great is that?"

Zhu Yan complained: "But if that happens, Ah Ci, you will become suspicious..."

Lan Ci: “…”

So the cat got slapped on the butt again.

Zhu Yan: "Woo woo woo."

Ah Ci is bad...

After a few simple spankings.

Lan Ci wiped the tears from Zhu Yan, who was crying in his arms, and then said with a serious expression: "My little hero, I am indeed your female insect, there is no doubt about that, but before that, I am also your guardian insect."

"If you want to play on a slide, just tell me directly and I'll ask someone to make one for you in the yard."

"But you can't do something this dangerous again. I don't want it to happen again. Got it?"

Zhu Yan nodded tearfully: "Hmm..."

Lan Ci: "As punishment for your disobedience today and the past few days, you won't have any cake today."

Zhu Yan: Huh? Don’t…

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a few days later.

There is a new slide in the yard of the villa.