Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

Yu Ruo: “Hmm?”

Zhu Yan placed his hand on Yu Ruo's shoulder and blew the loose hair on his beautiful insect's forehead. "You have been choosing between Jing Jian and Lan Qing. Have you overlooked another insect, such as my gentle, generous, attentive, virtuous, and elegant female monarch, Lan Ci?"

Yu Ruo: ...

Yu Ruo: "What did you say?!"

Zhu Yan blinked innocently: "Why do you seem so surprised?"

Yu Ruo: (☉д⊙)

How can I not be surprised?!

As a member of the family for so many years, he had no idea that Lan Ci could fight!

Yu Ruo had a lot of things to complain about, but in the end, she only managed two words: "Awesome!"

What kind of dirty tricks are taught...

(When you go out, you still need to learn some self-defense skills, but Lan Ci knows that he is not very strong and his reaction is average, so he only learned some dirty tricks.)

(After raising the little hero, I also taught him.)

Zhu Yan: "Of course my Ah Ci is awesome! Oh, of course, Yu Ruo, you are awesome too."

Yu Ruo: “…”

Thank you so much, you biased little guy.

Still remember me.

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Lan Ci was busy with his own affairs seriously.

But if you look closely.

You can see that although he looks calm at this moment, cold sweat has actually started to appear on his forehead.

Finally, Lan Ci was the first to break the silence.

Lan Ci: "Yu Ruo, you've been staring at me like this since I got home from get off work. Is there something wrong?"

Yu Ruo answered perfunctorily: "Nothing, I just think you look good with long hair."

Lan Ci was frightened by this sentence.

The tea in his mouth sprayed out directly.

He subconsciously thought.

The word "Yu Ruo" is a satire on herself, who had grown long hair like Yu Ruo at that time in order to attract the young hero.

But thinking of Yu Ruo's dislike of roundabout ways, Lan Ci suppressed this "yin and yang" idea.

His eyes subconsciously looked around.

After making sure that Zhu Yan was not seen.

Lan Ci secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, his little ancestor was not here. Then he looked at Yu Ruo with a scrutinizing look: "I advise you to speak insect language."

Yu Ruo scratched his head: "How should I put it? I just feel that you are quite amazing. I almost admire you."

Lan Ci opened his eyes wide: "Huh?!"

What the hell is wrong with this idiot?!

After completing the mission, you came back without your brain?

Or is it because you have nothing to do during the long vacation and are looking for something to do?

Lan Ci gave a harmless smile.

Yu Ruo: ...

Σ(°△°|||)︴

……

Zhu Yan pinched his beautiful wife's face and said, "So this is why you are writing a self-criticism here?"

Yu Ruo felt very aggrieved: "Well, Master Xiaoxiong, I feel so aggrieved. I was clearly praising him, but he still punished me."

Zhu Yan suppressed his laughter and said, "That's a good compliment. Don't compliment me next time."

Yu Ruo: ...

The mood between the husband and wife began to change after Yu Ruo saw her little hero fighting with a mecha.

After realizing that his little hero was also a powerful "sparring partner" military insect, Yu Ruo became determined to work hard.

He began to drag Zhu Yan to train with the mecha every day without interruption, and his enthusiasm was so intense that Zhu Yan could not cope with it at one point.

In the end, Zhu Yan heard the word "mecha".

It was a conditioned reflex, and I wanted to find a place to hide.

Lan Ci raised his hand and touched the listless head on his shoulder: "Why don't you just beat him up? It's just a virtual battle anyway."

Zhu Yan groaned, "How can you hit your own wife? Besides, Yu Ruo is also very powerful."

It's not that easy to beat him.

(Very quietly)

Lan Ci: "But in a few days, Yu Ruo's vacation will end and he will have to return to the army."

Zhu Yan hesitated for a moment, but finally made up his mind: "Then I'll stay for a while and then go find Yu Ruo to practice mecha."

It's just a virtual fight, nothing will really happen.

My wife likes to be with her.

(Maomao is secretly cheering herself up...)

Lan Ci adjusted his posture, leaning against Zhu Yan's arms, pinching the little hero's face with one hand: "I wonder when I'll see two mechas appear at the same time."