Coming to the Zerg: I ​​started as a useless male Zerg

Without giving in to each other.

The final result was a 2:2 draw.

Yu Ruo: You call this unskilled?

Not skilled enough to tie with yourself?

Is this insulting him?

Yu Ruo was surprised by Zhu Yan.

Zhu Yan himself was also surprised. What the hell was he turned against?!

It's a draw?!

The cat is depressed and unhappy.

The cat squatted in the corner and became autistic.

Yu Ruo stepped forward and said, "Little Hero, I feel like you've become very proficient in controlling this mecha."

Zhu Yan squatted in the corner, drawing circles: "Yes, I was just lying to you. In fact, I have practiced for a long time. I wanted to catch you off guard..."

Yu Ruo: ...

Little Lord Xiong has definitely learned bad things from Lan Qing!

……

But looking at the innocent eyes of her little hero, Yu Ruo abruptly changed the subject: "But this is indeed a war strategy. Actually, little hero, I have always had a question."

Zhu Yan: "Hmm?"

Yu Ruo: "I know our first meeting wasn't a very good memory, so I'm embarrassed to ask directly."

"But I've been really curious for a long time. Who did you learn your fighting skills from, little hero? Was it Jing Jian?"

At the beginning, Yu Ruo really thought that it was Jing Jian who taught her.

But later he discovered that some of the tactics used by the young hero were clearly not Jing Jian's style.

He is so sinister and cruel, is he from the Lan Qing Sect?

But I've never seen Lan Qing use such a sinister trick.

Zhu Yan: "Why are you curious about this?"

Yu Ruo: "Male insects are fragile. What we learn in self-defense class are some self-rescue tips and how to escape, as well as how to use various defensive tools."

Zhu Yan blinked and pointed at himself innocently: "Have you forgotten? I have never been to school."

Zhu Yan: "I was receiving treatment in the hospital at the time, so I didn't receive any formal education."

Yu Ruo: ...

Yu Ruo was silent.

Ah, my mouth really deserves to be damned.

But Zhu Yan obviously didn't take this little episode to heart. After adjusting himself mentally, he moved back from the corner to Yu Ruo's side.

Zhu Yan: "Lan Qing also taught me a little bit, but most of it was taught by Jing Jian."

Yu Ruo: "Did Lan Qing teach you?"

It’s really him. Look at what he teaches.

＜(｀^′)＞

Zhu Yan: "How should I put it? Lan Qing also taught me, but what she taught me were the same things you just mentioned, all kinds of life-saving techniques."

"And he told me over and over again, like, 'Don't trust strange insects, baby, don't run around alone.'"

"Of course, the most important point to emphasize is that as a vulnerable male insect, when encountering a military female or sub-female with ill intentions, the correct approach is not to confront them head-on, but to do everything in your power to escape."

Yu Ruo: ...

Didn't you listen at all? After all, you were very brave when you beat me up.

Zhu Yan still remembers Lan Qing's bitter preaching and the grievance he felt at that time.

Didn't I just go out to look for the boss of Gua Gua Bei? Since then, I have been lectured by Lan Qing and Lan Ci and even had my butt spanked.

Later, Xiao Zhuyan hid in the cat's nest with the doll in his arms for a few days, feeling very aggrieved.

Yu Ruo nodded, there was indeed nothing wrong with what Lan Qing taught her.

This is the normal way for male insects to open.

Zhu Yan raised his head proudly: "So the truth is, it's because I'm an excellent bug and can teach myself!"

Looking at the arrogant little hero, Yu Ruo was full of disbelief: "Including mecha?"

Zhu Yan: “…”

Zhu Yan lowered his proud head.

Yu Ruo smiled complacently.

hum!

You got caught? You still want to trick me?

But Yu Ruo put on an understanding look, stretched out her big hand, and took the opportunity to touch Zhu Yan's head: "It's okay if you don't tell me. In fact, I don't really want to know. Besides, as a bug, it's normal to have some little secrets of my own."

Zhu Yan whispered, "It's not really a secret. Lan Qing and Jing Jian both know about it."