"Your whole family is a great god!"

Wu De's face was filled with madness and a bit of collapse, and he spoke word by word with gritted teeth.

Ever since he pinched the shit man last time, he swore that he would never touch shit again in his life, absolutely not!

He didn't even plan to get close to the cows.

But I never expected that you can avoid the first day but not the fifteenth.

Out of the blue, someone dumped a piece of shit on me.

"Ah~"

The next moment, Wu De let out a strange cry, ran behind Fahai, stretched his neck and rubbed his back wildly.

Fahai's wavy and elastic back is like a sponge.

Wu De wiped it clean in just a few strokes.

Then he took off the shoe in frustration and threw it hard at the Onmyoji.

bia!

As luck would have it, the shoes hit the Onmyoji's face.

Still stuck on it.

The warrior and the Yin-Yang master paused in taking off their clothes and armor, and looked at Fahai at the same time.

Confusion was mixed with astonishment, and astonishment was mixed with anger.

"Who are you?"

The Yin-Yang master took off the smelly cloth shoes from his face, his eyes as cold as ice.

When I woke up from fainting, I found myself covered in cow dung. There were two people in front of me, throwing shoes at me.

The dignity of a samurai!

The dignity of Onmyoji!

No blasphemy is allowed.

More importantly, these two people might be related to the man riding the bull just now.

"Who are you and where did the cow go?" Wu De asked back.

"ox?"

The warrior glared at him and asked coldly, "Is the cow with you?"

Wu De: “???”

Dafahai: “?”

"What nonsense! I'm asking you, where did the cow go?" Wu De continued to ask in an angry tone.

The warrior and the Onmyoji looked at each other in confusion. The situation seemed a bit chaotic and the words didn't match. After a pause, the warrior told the Onmyoji his understanding:

"Lengquan-kun, those who come here have bad intentions. They seem to be in the same group."

"The unreasonable Li people have gone too far. I will defend my dignity to the death!" The Yin-Yang Master gritted his teeth and threw the shoe in his hand at Fahai and Wu De.

The Onmyoji is not weak at all, he is already a master at the half-step external strength level.

This attack was fast and accurate, and with a talisman attached, the speed doubled.

Wu De quickly retracted his neck, but ended up revealing Fahai from the side.

"Xuan Guang Golden Bell, protect my Dharma body!"

Fahai opened his eyes and immediately chanted a spell, and almost instantly opened a protective shield that shone with golden light.

Golden Bell Cover!

The shoe hit the golden bell without leaving any ripples and was bounced away.

"Fanbang thief!"

When Wu De saw that these two guys dared to attack him, he became even angrier.

Without saying a word, he kicked out fiercely, and in an instant the shoe on his other foot also smashed hard at the Onmyoji.

Diamond legs!

This is the leg technique passed down by the Great Immortal Qingniu, which is at the advanced level.

This kick seemed ordinary, but it was actually extremely powerful. A cloth shoe blasted out with the force of thunder, and the sound of breaking wind was like the whistling of a strong wind.

The Onmyoji's face changed, and in the instant he was stunned, the shoe was already at his face.

However fast the shoe is, there is a knife that is faster than it.

With a flash of cold light, the shoe instantly broke into two pieces, perfectly avoiding the Onmyoji's face that was as white as ash.

The sword is a samurai's sword.

The one who took action was naturally a warrior.

Draw your sword and chop!

One of the secret techniques of Japanese swordsmanship, known for its sharp and fast blade movements.

Resolved with one strike.

Both sides tested each other and each had its own strengths.

But overall, Fahai and Wu De have the advantage.

Fahai saw the other party making a move and rushed over without saying a word. His golden bell was like a solid wall of iron and steel, with a stream of light inside. He rushed straight at the warrior and roared, "Ami, you and your whole family are Buddhas, you barbarians from a foreign land, you deserve a beating!"

"Hachijo-kun, be careful!" Onmyoji reminded hurriedly.

When the warrior saw this, he immediately retreated, climbed over the wall, used the force to leap over, and attacked Dafahai's head from top to bottom.

The Onmyoji saw the opportunity and quickly focused his fire on Fahai.

Wu De took out a sharp sword from under his crotch, which turned into a sword shadow and attacked the Yin-Yang Master like lightning to share the pressure on Fahai.

Thus, an inexplicable melee broke out.

From beginning to end, neither side said a single word that could be clearly understood by the other.

In a hurry and confused.

This scene.

Golden light and sword light danced.

Sword energy and runes flashed.

Plus… cow shit flying everywhere!!

It was spectacular.

Fahai and Wu De originally had the advantage in terms of strength.

But the samurai and the onmyoji were covered in shit.

Dafahai has the Golden Bell Cover, so it’s not a big problem.

But Wu De didn't.

The Yin-Yang Master noticed this keenly, and with every move he made, cow dung flew towards Wu De.

Wu De was so disgusting that he only scored five points out of ten.

Thus, the situation came to a standstill.

The two sides made a lot of noises for a long time.

The winner was still undecided, but the cow dung on the ground was becoming thinner and thinner.

……

In the distance, Qin He, who had returned, looked at the lively scene with a twitching face.

Those who know think they are fighting, while those who don’t think they are having a shit fight.

It's so shameful.

The most important thing is that Qin He couldn't understand why they were fighting.

"Master, we've found Fahai and Wu De. Shall we go over there?" The calf under Qin He's seat grinned with joy. This kind of scene brought it a unique kind of happiness.

"What are you happy about?" Qin He noticed the calf's mood.

"Master, this is fun." The calf laughed even more happily. After a pause, it asked again: "Master, do we want to go over there?"

Qin He's face suddenly showed a look of disgust. After hesitating for a moment, he threw a marking technique at Wu De and said, "Forget it, let's wait until they are cleared of all charges."

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