Fahai and Wu De stood in the corner and saw two people lying in the corner, their bodies covered with cow dung, with wisps of warm steam floating around.
The scene was inexplicably familiar.
"Is it that cow?" Wu Dexu asked, covering his nose.
After the two of them paid their respects to the immortal and left the Qingniu Great Immortal Temple, Fahai began to track down the little bastard who had committed the fraud, intending to teach him a lesson.
But there were so many people and footprints on the street that it took Fahai some effort to catch up with him.
When they searched two or three streets away from here, Fahai suddenly pulled him towards this side and said that the "cow" had appeared.
Wu De was confused at first, but when he saw the huge amount that almost buried the two people in the corner, he finally understood.
Ever since the last time Wei Wu compared them to a shit-mender, the two of them have been working hard to get revenge.
As a result, before they could take any action, their respective sects urgently summoned them back.
Wei Wu was also ordered to leave the capital and march west, so he was delayed for more than half a year.
Recently, they both broke through to the external strength level and returned to Kyoto, intending to seek revenge.
As a result, I found out that the bastard Wei Wu had transformed himself into the commander of Feiyu Guard.
He also has another external force master, Wei Yuanji, under his command, who is stronger than them.
The two men felt that they would not gain any advantage by force, so they planned to complete the tasks assigned by the sect first, and then act accordingly.
As a result, the work is not yet finished.
"Cow" appeared.
In the cow dung statue incident, the one who was as hateful as Wei Wu was the cow!
Not only did he hit and run, he also deliberately defecated.
Not only did he poop, he also had diarrhea.
If you think about it carefully, it is even a little more hateful than Wei Wu.
"The taste seems to have changed a little, but it should be this." Fahai said after a slight hesitation.
"Changes?" Wu De looked puzzled and asked, "How could the smell of the same cow change?"
"Maybe it's because of the food." Fahai said, then he rolled up his sleeves and said, "Don't be suspicious, you will know after I try it."
Wu De was horrified when he heard this. He quickly grabbed Fahai and said, "Monk, it's not that serious. You have to trust your own judgment. You can't be wrong. It's that cow. I have confidence in you."
Good guy.
Ever since Wu De witnessed the monk's secret tongue tasting technique, he has become more and more disgusted.
I thought the show was fun at first, but after watching it for a while, I started to feel sick.
Think about it, the person who accompanies you for three meals a day has tasted that thing and smacked his lips.
Even if there are delicacies from land and sea in front of you, your appetite will be lost in an instant.
Wu De is already thin enough and he has no plans to lose weight.
The monk hesitated for a moment, then shook his head and said, "No, I must confirm this. I am a righteous Buddha and cannot let a guilty cow go, nor can I wrongly accuse a good cow."
As he said this, he was about to insert cow dung.
"Don't worry, you can't taste it. It's this one. You know it's this one without tasting it. After pooping so much, who else could it be other than this one?!" Wu De pulled Fahai hard.
Fahai hesitated again, then shook his head: "We still have to confirm it."
As soon as he finished speaking, Fahai's fingers, as thick as a rolling pin, plunged into the pile of cow dung without hesitation.
"No!!"
"Huh~"
Amidst Wu De's disgusted shouts, Fahai put his finger in his mouth.
That’s right, it’s Han.
Not a lick.
The kind where you put the whole thing into your mouth.
Wu De felt his stomach churning and quickly covered his mouth for fear of vomiting.
As a rule of thumb, never vomit when you feel nauseous.
Vomiting will be even more disgusting!
This monk has gone crazy while practicing the "Tongue Taste Tracking Technique" and wants to taste everything.
Those who practice boxing always want to punch a few times, those who practice leg exercises always like to kick a few times, and those who practice dragon claws and breast grabbing always like to grab a few times.
Not only was he no exception for his tongue training, but he was also disgusting.
Then, Fahai smacked his lips a few times and glared, "Yes, that's it! Even if it turned to ash, I can still taste it, hehe!"
After he finished speaking, he seemed to feel something in his mouth, so he sucked his teeth and took it out.
"What is that?" Wu De looked devastated.
The monk took it in his hand and looked at it, wondering, "Fish bones?"
"Ugh~"
This time, Wu De couldn't hold it in any longer and ejaculated.
At this moment, the warrior and the Yin-Yang master woke up at the same time, and in a daze they witnessed Fahai's feat of tracking the trail with his tongue.
I took a closer look at my body and saw that it was so wet and hot.
It smells like bran porridge and shit, and has a bad smell.
The two of them were stunned for a moment, a little confused. If the porridge was made from bran, it wouldn't have a bad smell.
If it is feces, what is this monk tasting?
"What kind of work is this?"
"What are you talking about!?"
The two men quickly stood up and shook their clothes with disgust on their faces.
This is so sticky that even if it is porridge, it makes me feel disgusted.
"Tell me quickly, what is this?" The warrior was furious and pointed at the monk and Wu De and asked in a clumsy tone.
That arrogance clearly shows that he has a congenital defect in learning lessons.
The monk spat and said calmly, "Cow dung."
"ah?!!"
"Jamaica fell~~"
When the samurai and the onmyoji heard this, their faces turned green.
With a strange cry, some people took off their clothes and armor like crazy.
The cow dung was flying around, and one of the dung balls hit Wu De's forehead as he was vomiting acid. It then slid down his forehead slowly and finally fell onto the surface of Wu De's shoes with a plop.
Wu De's eyes suddenly widened, and a "crazy" expression gradually appeared on his face.
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