What should I do if the protagonist of every world I travel to is sick?

Song He glanced at Lu Yan beside him and chuckled softly, "It's just that I just saw a mud monster."

"What is a mud monster?" Pei Xiao stopped and wondered.

Song He stared at the young man without changing his expression. He even shouted impatiently to the man in front of him, "If you say another word, I'll kick you like a cuju."

Pei Xiao glared at Lu Yan, then held his old waist and immediately left their sight.

Song He tilted his head and smiled, holding his folding fan to his lips. "Just now you said I was arguing with a child, but I think Young Master Lu is not much to be trifled with."

"It's rare to see you in such a bad temper."

Lu Yan hugged his chest, looking a little dissatisfied, with his delicate eyebrows furrowed.

"But don't you think he's indebted?"

The boy's expression looked very serious, but it somehow tickled Song He's funny bone. His thick eyelashes drooped, hiding the smile in his eyes that he couldn't hide.

Lu Yan clicked his tongue lightly, and in order to increase the credibility of his words, he picked out a few embarrassing things from his youth.

"When he was five, he wet his pants and ran onto my bed, and I threw him down. Do you know what he said to the adults?"

Song He lowered his eyes and smiled, "I said you peed."

Lu Yan raised the corners of his lips, his eyes filled with a greeting smile, "He said, I splashed water on his butt."

A burst of laughter rang out, and Song He couldn't straighten his waist. The hand holding the fan handle pounded his knees wildly.

Lu Yan covered his eyes and patted his back. "Just smile, don't laugh until you get out of breath. I'll have to find a doctor for you in the middle of the night."

Song He pretended to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"I can imagine your scowl at that time, hahahaha. Well, what happened to him later? I remember that Xiao Jin'an always had revenge."

Lu Yan supported the back of his head with both hands and walked forward slowly. His tone was quite emotionless when it came to reminiscing about his childhood.

His eyelids drooped halfway. "Oh, for the next week, I poured water on every pair of his pants and deliberately hid them in his bed."

There was another "puff" sound, and Song He quickly took the folding fan to cover half of his face.

These two were so funny when they were kids.

"So you two have been sworn enemies since childhood, and you don't like each other!"

"I was very accommodating to him, okay? It was obviously one-sided and he deserved a beating. The good guys in my family either secretly stole my clothes when I was taking a shower, or hid caterpillars in my clothes at school, and..." Lu Yan seemed to think of something he didn't want to recall.

"It would be fine if he copied my homework, but he ended up changing my answers and handing them in... During the exam, he couldn't copy the answers himself, so he wrote my name on the blank paper and handed it in..."

"I don't know what I did to provoke him, he just stuck to me like a sticky candy."

Lu Yan still remembered that he felt very aggrieved at that time, and he didn't do anything to deal with him.

Seeing that he was really angry, Song He gradually put away the smile on his face.

At this time, Pei Xiao's hair was still dripping with water. He casually put on a robe and ran out of the next room barefoot.

There was still some redness on his face from running. He looked at Lu Yan's cold face and spoke in a hesitant tone.

Pei Xiao lowered his head and gently pulled the corner of the man's clothes. Seeing that the man didn't even look at him, he felt very uncomfortable.

"You...you didn't run away from home just because I was annoying you, did you?"

When Lu Yan glanced over, he saw the man biting his lower lip and looking up at him with wet eyes.

He threw off his sleeves, ignored the person behind him, and continued to stride forward with his arms folded. "Don't be so self-indulgent. I just finished my homework ahead of time and went out to travel and learn more knowledge."

Song He followed him, but when he saw Pei Xiao was still dripping wet, he finally stopped.

He lowered his eyes and looked at the person in front of him with tears in his eyes, but he still stood there stubbornly and refused to move at all.

"It's autumn now, and it's easy to catch a cold at night. Go home and dry your hair thoroughly and change into dry clothes."

Song He sighed. The awkward child was a bit troublesome.

Song He's tone softened a lot. "Lu Yan doesn't care. If he really cared that much, he would have made you crawl out even if you crawled in through a dog hole tonight."

"Besides, he's been with us for the past few years, and we haven't heard your name from his lips."

Song He patted his shoulder and said, "So don't worry, young man."

Pei Xiao, who had just calmed down a little, broke down again.

He shook off Song He's hand, turned around and went into his room.

Before closing the door, he said, "What do you care about, you dirty bastard?"

Then the door was closed heavily. Song He smiled and wiped the hand that had just touched the man clean on his body.

Stinky mud is addicted to scolding, right? No wonder Xiao Jinan dislikes him, he dislikes him more than a dog! Bah, why is he scolding a dog!