What should I do if the protagonist of every world I travel to is sick?

Pei Xiao, who was wearing a nightgown and had a fair face covered in black dust, saw Lu Yan in front of him. He didn't care whether his butt hurt or not, and just walked up to hug him like a child seeing his mother or a dog finding a bone.

"Good brother, you dead man are finally back!"

How could Lu Yan stand this piece of shit that dropped mud every time it walked towards him?

Just when he was about to hug him, at 0.0001 seconds, his calf had already kicked the person in front of him back to his original position.

The noise was neither loud nor small, and it just disturbed the guards guarding the surrounding area.

"Master, are there any thieves breaking in?"

Pei Xiao suddenly raised his head and stared at Lu Yan with wide eyes. He put his index finger on his lips, his face wrinkled, and then he put his hands in prayer and nervously spoke to the person opposite him.

Lu Yan stood where the light shone, and Pei Xiao could clearly see him raise his eyebrows. At this moment, no matter how handsome his face was, in his eyes, he was just a devil full of malice.

He may not know about others, but doesn’t he know about this bastard Lu Yan?

The moment Lu Yan opened his mouth, Pei Xiao surrendered with both hands.

Dad, you are my dad, okay?

"Master?"

The guard was still standing aside waiting for Lu Yan to speak. The place where he was standing was a blind spot from where Pei Xiao was, so he couldn't see.

Lu Yan wanted to take the folding fan from Song He's hand, but Song He took out another one from his arms and gave it to him, "This one is heavy, take this one."

Lu Yan looked at him dissatisfiedly, "How heavy can it be? If you don't want to lend it to me, then don't lend it to me." Then he took the folding fan on the other side, walked to Pei Xiao and squatted on one knee.

He lifted the dark chin of the man in front of him with his fan and said arrogantly, "You guys go down. It's just Young Master Pei who climbed in. Just turn a blind eye. After all, it's not the first time Young Master Pei has climbed in."

Pei Xiao curled up, his back teeth almost breaking from anger.

“But if your guards are so attentive next time and anything can be brought into the Lu family, I don’t think you have the sincerity to continue staying in the Lu family.”

He glared fiercely, and the intimidation in his eyes was no less than that of the current head of the Lu family.

The guards quickly saluted in response, their calves shaking as they went back.

Pei Xiao's voice was shaking with anger. He propped himself up and said, "Lu Jinan, you shouldn't insult me ​​like that!"

"What the hell is that?!"

Song He also came up at this time, looking at his dusty fan, his brows knitted together. "Xiao Jinan, I'm lending you my fan, not to touch dirty things."

"No... who the hell are you calling dirty? I think you're the dirty one. Your whole body is dirty, and your heart is dirty too!" Pei Xiao cursed as he stood up with the help of the wall.

He was almost crying, woooo.

Hearing Song He's words, Lu Yan casually wiped the almost dust-free fan with his sleeve, and then threw it back into his arms.

"It's dirty somewhere, you're exaggerating."

Then he looked at the black mass in front of him and tried hard to hold back his tears. His arms were covered in mud and he smeared it on his eyes. It was already a black mass, and when he added some water to turn it into a cement mixture, his face looked even more horrible.

Lu Yan swallowed his saliva and covered his mouth and nose tightly with his sleeves.

"Alright, if you live under someone else's roof, you should behave like one. Go to your old room and wash up. Remember the location, don't go the wrong way!"

Then the boy muttered, "Otherwise, people will be scared and think it's some mud monster..."

Lu Yan's kindness made Pei Xiao smile happily, and Song He, who heard the boy's mumbling, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The two looked at him at the same time, and Pei Xiao's tone was full of hostility.

"What are you laughing at, you dirty thing?"