Rebirth in 80, starting with hunting in the Greater Khingan Mountains

Jiang He's eyes almost popped out.

Wow, I only see chest hair but no hair. There is nothing wrong with Chunyu. Even if the king of heaven comes today, he has to pass the review for me.

But she is a woman, which makes people feel extremely frustrated.

"Okay, okay, I see it, I see it!"

Jiang He quickly pulled her clothes off, the temperature was over forty degrees below zero.

The black bear that has been sleeping for two or three months in winter has its fur bristling and worthless, and most of its fat has been consumed, which is also juicy meat.

If you tell people to eat less oil and salt to stay healthy these days, you won't die from talking nonsense. What you lack is oil and water.

Bear meat can also enhance male sexual function.

But the most valuable thing is bear gall, followed by bear paw, then nose and knees, which are all excellent medicinal materials.

It would be good enough if we could bring back half of the 400-pound black bear.

However, now that he had help, Jiang He only cleared out the black bear's lantern (all its internal organs) and hung it on the tree.

This is called respecting the mountain gods, and it is also called not eating alone when patrolling the mountains and hunting. It is the custom in the mountains.

Then some snow was stuffed into the black bear's stomach to quickly cool down its internal temperature.

He threw the whole big, black, blind man in front of Old Mrs. Chen and directly dragged Miao Xiaoyu into the house to do the work. The old woman had to pretend not to see anything.

The rope was tied to the black bear's armpit. Jianghe and Chunyu pulled the rope together and dragged it along the fur in the snow.

As the black bear became frozen solid and its fur became smooth, it became lighter when dragging.

Chunyu bit her braid in her mouth and tugged at it vigorously, grunting. Jianghe wanted to help her, but she refused, telling him to save his energy for hunting and let him do the hard work herself.

The two chatted as they walked, and when Jiang He mentioned that he was going to marry Miao Xiaoyu, Chunyu's eyes lit up.

"Sister Xiaoyu, you're such a nice person, and pretty too, especially those two nipples, they're so plump and must feel so good to touch."

"Why are you thinking about other people's things? It's not like you don't have one!"

"My hard cock is not as good as my mom's! If you don't believe me, come to my house and try it yourself!"

Jiang He felt a little dazed listening to her fierce words. In his previous life, when he was in elementary school, she had told him vividly what happened on the kang in her house at night. She described it in great detail.

That was also Jiang He's enlightenment when he was young. After all, in those days, there were no teachers with both moral integrity and artistic talent.

"Brother, let me tell you, last night, my mother was in bed..."

Jiang He quickly pinched Chun Yu's lips and said, "Alright, alright, stop talking!"

I have enough experience in my life, and all of this is real knowledge I gained from working as a lady in a bathhouse. I'm very professional.

The two men dragged Black Bear and two wolves into the village and went straight to Miao Xiaoyu's house.

Before I got there, I saw a lot of people gathered at the door watching the fun, and I could faintly hear the screams and fighting of Old Mrs. Chen.

"Excuse me!"

Jiang He shouted and pushed away the onlookers.

There were also some old women who wanted to curse, but when they saw the big black blind man with bared teeth, half of his neck cut open, and frozen stiff, they were so scared that they screamed and jumped away.

As soon as Jiang He entered the yard, he saw Old Mrs. Chen and another woman fighting and cursing in the snow.

You can't say any curse words. Anyway, the center is the parents, and the radius is the relatives. Just dig out the crotch of the ancestors for eighteen generations.

Both of their cotton-padded jackets were torn apart, and the noise was crackling. Now they entered the stage of tearing each other's cotton-padded jackets.

The middle-aged woman who was fighting with Old Mrs. Chen was plump, white, and still had some charm. Her slapping movements were even more beautiful than Old Mrs. Chen's flour bag.

There was also a middle-aged man with a depressed look on his face, squatting at the foot of the wall, smoking with his head buried, without saying a word.

Jiang He exclaimed, "Aren't these Miao Xiaoyu's parents?"

Miao Xiaoyu looks like her mother, but her gentle, quiet and somewhat cowardly nature is inherited from her father Miao Laonian.

Did this couple come to my door so soon?

In my previous life, I was sick and confused. When I woke up, Miao Xiaoyu had already been quickly sent to the home of the technician from the Forestry Bureau.

At this time, the screams of the little girl and the crying of Miao Xiaoyu were heard from the house.

A ruffian-like young man and a middle-aged man with a ferocious face dragged Miao Xiaoyu out of the house.

Those were Miao Xiaoyu's brother and uncle who were like animals.

Miao Xiaoyu's betrothal gift is 200 yuan, which is a huge sum of money. Who wouldn't be jealous?

Miao Xiaoyu struggled and told me not to go back.

Uncle Miao roared and slapped her hard in the face, "You're a widow whose husband has died. It's good enough that someone wants you now. Who are you crying for? It's all for your own good!"

Miao Xiaodi was even more angry and said: "Sister, that's 200 yuan for the betrothal gift. Without this 200 yuan, how can I marry a wife?"

The two men roared, twisted Miao Xiaoyu's arms behind her back, and pushed her out like a prisoner.

The little girl rushed out and tried to bite Uncle Miao's hand, but he kicked her far away.

Jiang He's eyes were bloodshot and red. I was reborn and have been waiting for this day.

"You bastards, I'll fuck you!"

Jiang He roared, rushed forward and kicked Miao Xiaodi out, then retaliated with a Russian swing punch, hitting Miao Dajiu in the face, and reached out to hug Miao Xiaoyu in his arms.

"Miao Xiaoyu is my wife, no one can stop her!"

Jiang He roared, causing the old ladies watching the excitement around to exclaim in unison, "What's going on? She suddenly appears and becomes your wife?"

Hey hey hey, the battle to grab the wife is getting even more exciting now.

Jiang He suddenly jumped out, and the two old women stopped fighting. Miao Xiaoyu's mother rushed over with a stick and spat at Jiang He.

"Where did you come from, you idiot? Give me back your wife, my daughter. I can do whatever I want with her. I'd rather chop her up than feed her to the ducks."

Miao Xiaoyu's mother squeezed her clothes tightly and shouted, "Kill him!"

“Damn it!”

Miao Xiaodi grabbed a stick and slammed it hard into Jiang He's forehead, gritting his teeth and yelling, "You're so awesome, aren't you? Come on, show me how awesome you are again."

The pistol is made of the scrapped barrel, firing pin and spring of the 56 semi-automatic rifle. It is assembled by making some parts by yourself. After firing a round, it pries open, pulls out the shell and loads a new one. Don’t underestimate it as a homemade gun. Its power and accuracy are no weaker than those of a genuine 56 semi-automatic rifle.

Miao Xiaoyu screamed in fear, and just as she was about to step forward, Jiang He threw her into the house and roared, "Stay away! If the sky falls, I'll hold it up for you!"

Jiang He grabbed the barrel of the gun, pressed it firmly against his forehead, and yelled, "Shoot!"

"Hey, hey, hey!"

"Hey, fuck you! Shoot! I told you to shoot!"

As Jiang He spoke, he suddenly raised the barrel of the gun. Miao Xiaodi pulled the trigger and with a bang, a bullet grazed Jiang He's scalp and flew out.

The gunshot startled everyone. The scene was extremely chaotic; someone had been killed.

Jiang He didn't even blink. In the 1990s of his previous life, five shotguns blasted him into a rag. This was just the beginning.

Jiang He grabbed the stick and swung it, hitting Miao Xiaodi on the head, knocking him over and causing him to fart on the head (bleeding).

Miao Ma jumped up with a scream and started tearing Jiang He apart.

Jiang He is not willing to fight with the old woman, but Chun Yu is okay with it.

"Haruyu, take action."

"Brother, I, I'm scared!"

"You are an Oroqen. Killing people is not against the law. What are you afraid of?"

"Eh? Yeah!"