Rebirth in 80, starting with hunting in the Greater Khingan Mountains
Chapter 2 My Spring Rain
Old Mrs. Chen slapped her thigh and cursed Jiang He, saying that he was so unlucky and came to her house early in the morning to brag and act crazy.
Jiang He ignored the frantic Old Mrs. Chen and reached out to pull the lively little girl over. He grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up high, noses touching, and said viciously, "You're calling Xiaoyu sister now, right? Call her brother-in-law, or I'll beat you up!"
"Brother-in-law!" The little girl was being carried, giggling and calling out crisply.
"Brother-in-law, you don't have to hunt black bears to marry Sister Xiaoyu. You can just get a whole roe deer or something. If that doesn't work, a couple of pheasants or rabbits will also be fine."
Jiang He couldn't help but sigh, this little girl is so kind and righteous!
When Jiang He went out, he heard Old Mrs. Chen jumping up and down and cursing. She dug out all the ancestors of the Jiang family from the grave and cursed them so badly. Finally, she shouted, "If you want to marry our Xiaoyu, go ahead and dream on."
Jiang He laughed heartily. Compared with rebirth, the Spring and Autumn Dream was nothing.
He rubbed his numb face and quickly tied the brim of his dog-skin hat under his chin. He then took off his earrings and tied them horizontally to cover his nose.
The winter, twelfth and first months of the year are the coldest times of the year in the Greater Khingan Range area.
Let’s say it’s minus fifty degrees Celsius, it may not give you any idea.
Bringing a stick with you when you go out to pee and knocking it while you pee is definitely an exaggeration.
Let me put it this way, in a dry toilet in the countryside, when you pour fresh, hot shit down there, it will fall out of your anus and freeze to a crisp when it falls into the pit.
The toilets were filled with pillars of feces and urine, and every toilet had a steel chisel as thick as a finger, which you had to poke at from time to time.
Otherwise, when you squat down, it will really poke your butt.
Especially in long rows of public toilets like those in government offices and schools, when you look at the pits below from the side, you will see cone-shaped columns of feces and urine that are thick at the bottom and thin at the top rising abruptly from the ground and directly piercing the squat toilets, which is particularly spectacular.
Especially in the women's restroom, there was blood and feces on the pillars, it was very scary.
If you still don't remember much, you must know the weather forecast. The entire weather forecast says that the Siberian cold current is moving south and the temperature is dropping across the country. They are talking about this area.
Because in the country it is called the Greater Khingan Range region in Northeast China, but when it comes to the Russians, it is called Siberia.
Jiang He took an axe, a knife, a rope and other things and headed straight for the foot of Nanshan Mountain.
In my previous life, when I was just starting to mess around, the village scoundrel from the neighboring village got a 56-and-a-half from somewhere, brought seven or eight people with him, and arrogantly went to the tree trough at the foot of Nanshan Mountain to rob people's warehouses.
Then, 56 and a half chicken feathers were of no use, and all seven or eight people were kicked to death by the black bear that came out of the warehouse, and not even a whole one was left.
By the time Jiang He reached the tree line at the foot of Nanshan Mountain, long frost flowers had formed on the brim of his hat and his eyelashes.
Jiang He walked around the tree path twice and found the Hei Xiazi warehouse.
The black bear's burrow is very obvious in winter. It is just hibernating and sleeping, not dead. When it breathes, it will leave obvious frost flowers at the entrance of the cave.
This is a cave. It is built under the roots of a tree using the hole made by the rotten roots. With a little digging, it can become a perfect cave for spending the winter.
There is also Tiancangzi, but the Greater Khingan Range is too cold, and Tiancangzi is not warm enough, so black bears generally cannot withstand the cold.
It seems easy to kill the black bear while it is sleeping in its cave.
But we can't do that.
Because the most valuable part of a black bear is its gallbladder.
It is easy to kill it in the cave, but it is not so easy to pull a black bear weighing hundreds of kilograms out of the cave.
He used thirteen moves in a row to pull out the black bear. Its stomach was stinking and its bile was absorbed.
What is meant by "stinky gut" is that after death, the outside is frozen, but the internal organs are still hot, and they rot very quickly. In less than half an hour, the foul smell will permeate the meat.
The meat is smelly and cannot be eaten, and most of the bile in the bear bile has been absorbed and is worthless. What's the point of this?
Jiang He first cut down a few small pine trees as thick as calves, shaved them smooth, sharpened one end, and then inserted them into the entrance of the warehouse, forming a narrow well-shaped frame.
After completing these preparations, he picked up the axe and started banging on the ground.
"call!"
A low exhalation sound came from the cave.
The black bear in the cave was awakened.
"Roar!"
A low and angry roar came from the cave.
Anyone who is woken up from a sound sleep will be in a bad mood.
There was a scratching sound from inside the cave.
Jiang He also tightened his grip on the axe in his hand, this guy came out.
Snap!
A large, pitch-black head poked out from between the pine poles. The elasticity of the poles just held its head in place.
Jiang He was shocked when he saw the big head. This black bear must weigh more than 400 kilograms.
No wonder the gang led by Village Laizi were kicked while holding guns.
While Jiang He was stunned, the big black blind cat roared and struggled, and the pine pole as thick as his calf made a crackling sound and was about to fall apart.
"Weedy!"
Jiang He's blood boiled, and he roared as he swung his axe and chopped it towards the big black blind man's head.
The big black blind man roared and struggled, but he tilted his head and avoided the axe on his forehead. The axe hit the black blind man's shoulder.
One of the black bear's arms collapsed at that moment.
The black bear was injured and roared angrily, struggling desperately. With a crackling sound, the pine pole broke, and the black bear pushed out of the hole with one claw.
This black blind man looks like he's wearing a V-shaped white scarf on his chest, made of grass. He's a male black blind man with exceptionally strong fighting ability.
Jiang He was in a hurry and wanted to pull out the axe, but the axe was stuck on the black bear's bones and could not be pulled out.
The black bear felt pain and slapped Jiang He's head with its big claws accompanied by a whistling sound.
Jiang He shrank his head and sat back, his dog-skin hat flew off, and he felt cold as a melon peel.
Jiang He made a quick decision, turned over and rushed forward towards the big poplar tree.
As soon as I put my hands on the tree and before I could climb up, I felt a crackling sound on my back and was hit by a huge force. I flew out in a spin and fell over countless times in the snow. I was stunned and had a stitch in the side.
"Ow, ooh, ooh!"
The black bear roared loudly, put three claws on the ground, and ran towards the river madly with a big axe stuck on its shoulder.
This is all over.
I did go hunting with my father in my previous life, but hunting can be divided into civil hunting and military hunting.
Setting traps, setting snares, digging out badgers, luring roe deer, digging deer cellars, etc., all of them eat grass. This is considered cultural hunting. This was what I mainly did in my previous life.
Using knives and guns to kill tigers, leopards, jackals, and black bears is considered martial hunting, and I have done it before, but I lack experience.
"elder brother!"
A very heroic woman's voice was heard, and then a figure rushed over with the wind and snow, and bumped into Hei Xia Zi with a bang.
Then he held the black bear's thick waist, and with a "Hey", he lifted up the big black bear weighing more than 400 pounds, and suddenly threw him over his shoulder with a "Tong".
The black bear was very proud. After being thrown down like that, the bear was stunned and the axe stuck on its shoulder flew off and landed right next to Jiang He.
Jiang He took a deep breath, suppressed the pain in his stomach, picked up the axe, swung it and chopped it on Hei Xia Zi's neck.
“Crack!”
The axe hit Hei Xiazi's cervical vertebra, and blood spurted all over Jiang He's head, face, and body.
"Brother is awesome!"
The woman screamed, grabbed the knife, and neatly cut open the black bear's belly and took out its internal organs (complete with their contents). She then took out two fist-sized, round, copper-colored bear gall bladders.
"What a beautiful copper gall!"
Jiang He threw away the axe and sat down on the snow, staring at the man squatting next to Hei Xia Zi, his lips trembling constantly.
"Spring rain, spring rain!"
"Hey, brother, what's going on?"
"It's okay, I miss you!"
This is a girl, about 1.8 meters tall, with a big braided hair and wrinkles on her round face caused by the cold wind.
But when I looked down again, wow, the guy had broad arms, a round waist, and thick legs. His arms could run a horse and his thighs could sail a boat. His worn cotton jacket and trousers were all torn tight.
What a brave female warrior from Daxinganling.
Chunyu is the same age as me, but his birthday is three months younger. He has always followed me around, calling me brother and sleeping in the same quilt with me.
When I was six years old, I had a high fever. These days, you have to endure both major and minor illnesses. Painkillers are the panacea, and various folk remedies and traditional methods are the last resort. The rest depends on how strong your life is.
Finally, the fever went down after taking hormone drugs, but the brain was also damaged. He wasn't stupid, just a little fierce and a little dull, and then he grew stronger and stronger.
Her father was an Oroqen drunkard. Two years ago in the winter, he drank too much and froze to death while going to the toilet. When he died, a half-frozen and hardened piece of feces was stuck in his mouth.
Her mother was weak, so Chunyu had to support the family alone and do the work of three people. However, she still followed her mother every day, and her whole body would feel itchy if she couldn't see her for a day.
Later, I went out to hang out and we lost contact.
Within two years, Chunyu married Zhao Quezi, an old bachelor from the next village. That family treated her like an animal, beating and scolding her whenever they were not happy with her. They beat her until she had a miscarriage and even broke her arms and legs.
Later, she kept muttering that she wanted to find her brother, and then she left. No one saw her again, and no one knew whether she was dead or alive.
I was reborn at the right time in this life, and there is still time for everything.
Chunyu, from now on you will follow me, you are my real sister.
"Brother, come, touch it!"
Chunyu's big face appeared in front of Jianghe. Her rough big hands grabbed Jianghe's hands and stuffed her into her arms.
Jiang He suddenly came to his senses, "Oh my god, you're going to die!"
He was kissing the girl just now, and now he reaches out to touch her buttocks (a book friend explained it to me). He was not such a beast in his previous life.
I want to be a good person in this life!
"Brother, touch my pussy!"
"I won't touch it!"
"Touch it."
"I told you not to touch me!"
"If you don't touch it, I'll just let you look at it!"
Chunyu said as he unbuttoned his cotton-padded jacket and lifted up the tattered sweater and threadbare sweater inside. His broad shoulders and round waist were faintly visible, and his eight abdominal muscles were quite white!
"Hey hey hey, Chunyu, calm down, calm down, I don't want to look at you!"
Jiang He yelled and reached out to grab her clothes, but Chunyu had already deftly lifted them up to her neck, holding her head high and chest out, almost hitting his face.
"Look, I've grown chest hair!"
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