Weird apocalypse: Spend money on ghosts and get a 10,000x return

"A monk practiced Iron Head Kung Fu in the mountains for ten years. When he came down the mountain, he was sucked away by a magnet."

Chu Yang said.

The whole audience was stunned.

Immediately afterwards, countless loud laughs almost blew the roof off.

The village chief laughed so hard that he couldn't stand up and kept pounding the ground with his right hand.

The villagers bared their teeth, as if their funny bones had been poked.

Can't stop, can't stop at all.

Chu Yang looked towards the dead ghost.

The damn ghost leader was about to go crazy, the corners of his mouth were curled up wildly, but the middle of his lips were drooping hard.

"Laugh, it's not shameful." Chu Yang said.

Damn it! I am so tired that I am holding back my tears. How can there be such a funny joke in this world?

But he couldn't laugh. What was the point of laughing in front of Chu Yang?

What a shame!

"Laugh, the boss said it's okay." Yunyou Guihou had gone around behind Qusi Guichang at some point and poked his armpit.

For a moment, earth-shaking laughter broke out, and the dead ghost leader almost drowned out the laughter of the villagers.

As he was laughing, the ghost leader started crying.

I've brought such shame upon myself, how can I look Chu Yang in the face again?

Seeing the audience's performance, Chu Yang was satisfied.

In terms of culture, anything humans pick out will crush the weird culture, including jokes.

The laughter lasted for a long time until everyone was too tired to laugh and then it stopped.

"Okay, perfect. Thank you to all three of you for making us laugh."

"Then we move on to the second round."

The village chief grinned, and the villagers and audience below also grinned.

The relaxed and joyful atmosphere just now disappeared in an instant, and a terrifying murderous intent descended.

Chu Yang looked solemn and prepared.

"In the second round, one of you must die. Whoever can first come up with the other person's joke and make us laugh will be considered a success."

"Those who come up with funny things will die of laughter!"

The village chief said slowly.

This sudden change caught Gui Chang off guard.

He didn't know Yunyou Guihou, so naturally he couldn't make any jokes.

There is only Chu Yang.

Chu Yang was about to speak, but was interrupted by the Death Ghost Chief.

"Chu Yang doesn't allow his employees to work overtime, but his employees still secretly organize themselves and work overtime!" shouted the dead ghost.

However, the whole audience was silent, without any laughter.

The audience stared at the dying ghost with indifference, their emotions were quite calm.

"Is it funny?" the village chief said with his head tilted.

"This shows that Chu Yang loves his employees, and the employees repay Chu Yang in their own way."

"Is it funny?" asked the village chief, tilting his head.

The ghost leader suddenly shut his mouth. He would never dare to offend the village chief.

Because the village chief holds the power to kill.

Yunyou Guihou did not speak, but looked at Chu Yang.

In the second round, at least one person must die.

The damn ghost leader and the boss are sworn enemies, so the second round is their second round, not his second round.

Just watch the show yourself.

After the village chief rejected the idea of ​​killing the ghost leader, his brain was working rapidly. Is there anything else that can make these villagers laugh?

Is there any!

After thinking about it, the dead ghost gradually fell silent.

No, he and Chu Yang are sworn enemies!

As sworn enemies, how could they possibly deliberately try to find out what funny things Chu Yang had experienced?

Thinking of this, the dying ghost leader was no longer in a panic.

I don't understand Chu Yang, so how can Chu Yang understand me?

impossible things.

The only shit-eating incident was mentioned in the previous round.

"What will happen if we don't tell each other about our embarrassing moments by the end?" asked the Death Ghost Leader hurriedly.

"Let's die together, what else can we do?"

"We will laugh if we see you die," the village chief said calmly.

How harmonious the last round was, how cruel this round is.

The dead ghost closed his eyes in pain.

As expected of a village that suppressed the Ghost King-level item, the murderous intent is so terrifying.

Chu Yang also lamented this.

Because the design of this rule is obviously to let people kill each other.

Logically, those who make it to the end should be people who have been together for a long time.

For example, Chu Yang and Yunyou Guihou.

If they are people in the same industry, they must know each other very well, and in order to survive, they will keep exposing each other's embarrassing moments.

Very cruel rules.

However, the village chief himself probably didn't expect that Chu Yang and Yunyou Guihou had just signed the contract and didn't know each other well.

Chu Yang and Qu Si Gui Chang are sworn enemies, the kind that will fight to the death.

"Hahaha! Chu Yang, I accept the fact that you'll be buried with me!"

Go to hell and laugh crazily.

He has accepted the fact.

Since we are all going to die, it would be more bearable to have Chu Yang accompany us.

"Really? You should be the one to die." Chu Yang smiled coldly and took out a ghostly shadow stone from the space ring.

The moment he saw the Ghost Shadow Stone, the Ghost Chief's heart skipped a beat.

He was really scared of the Shadow Stone.

But on second thought, Chu Yang only knew about his shit-eating incident, and the shit-eating incident had already been mentioned in the last round, so the villagers would definitely not laugh again this time.

"Stop playing tricks and go to heaven with me!" The damn ghost roared.

"Thanks for the blessing. For me, going to heaven is a happy thing."

"Besides, you don't necessarily have to die to go to heaven."

Chu Yang's smile grew wider. He had never expected that by chance, he could kill his biggest worry in such a place.

Worth it.

"I know you've been kept in the dark. Let me help you recall."

"I have two people who are buying properties all over the place, and they also bought a hair salon..."

Upon hearing this, Qusigui Chang's face turned pale and his eyeballs almost popped out.

He remembered!

"No...don't...stop!"

"Speak well if you have something to say!"

"Go to hell," the ghost leader said hurriedly.

Chu Yang ignored Qu Si Gui Chang's request. If he had talked to Qu Si Gui Chang nicely, both he and Yunyou Gui Hou would have died.

The Ghostly Shadow Stone released a picture.

In the picture, Xiao Li is arrogant and orders the Death Ghost to kneel on the ground in the posture of a horse.

Then Xiao Li sat on it excitedly and whipped the dead ghost's butt with a whip.

The damn ghost was crawling around in the hair salon lobby with Xiao Li in his arms.

After the picture appeared, the dead ghost closed his eyes in pain.

However, there was no laughter.

The village chief and villagers looked confused.

Seeing this scene, Qu Si Gui Chang's pain disappeared and he started laughing wildly instead.

"It's useless, hahahaha, the village chief and villagers' sense of humor has improved in the second round, hahahaha, you still have to die with me, hahahaha!"

The dead ghost's expression was distorted, his heart was going up and down like a roller coaster, and he had a mental breakdown.

"Really?" Chu Yang looked at the dead ghost with a look of pity.

"What are you going to do?" A bad thought suddenly came to the head of the Ghostly Leader, and his heart was beating wildly.

Chu Yang faced the village chief and villagers and pointed at the Death Ghost Chief on the screen.

"This Gui is this fellow, his name is Go to Death Gui Chang, his realm is..."

"Late stage of Guizhang!"

"And this weird..." Chu Yang pointed at Xiao Li.

"This ghost is called Xiao Li, he is my subordinate, and his realm is in the late stage of ghost people."

The late stage of Guichang and the late stage of Guimin form a sharp contrast.

The moment the words fell, waves of laughter came from under the stage.

"No, buddy, you, a late-stage Gui leader, are being ridden like a horse by a late-stage Gui people? This is funnier than you eating shit! Hahahaha!"

"I'm dying of laughter. What kind of a chief is this? A shit-eating chief? A horse chief?"

"Hahaha, I'm going to record this and spread it around. The most miserable evil leader in history has been born. Sharing joy is worse than enjoying it alone!"

The villagers laughed as they spoke.

I could have endured it, but after hearing the difference in realm, I really couldn't hold it in any longer.