Weird apocalypse: Spend money on ghosts and get a 10,000x return

The town hall is in the middle of the village.

When Chu Yang and others walked in, they found that the auditorium was full of villagers.

Most of the villagers in this village are middle-aged, and only a small number are elderly.

They sat upright, staring at Chu Yang and the others.

The candlelight on the stage was bright, as if inviting Chu Yang and the others to come up.

"Three distinguished guests, please come on stage," said the village chief.

Chu Yang nodded and walked onto the stage.

The rules mission background did not appear, nor did the rules.

So Chu Yang looked at the village chief with a puzzled look.

"Three distinguished guests, the people in our village basically don't go out, so the spiritual world is relatively poor."

"Now it's your turn to perform. As long as you get our applause, you'll pass."

The village chief said slowly.

Chu Yang raised his brows. It seemed that this performance was the village chief’s killing rule.

As mentioned before, Li Gui cannot kill people without reason. He can only kill people when humans violate Li Gui's killing rules.

"So, what needs to be performed?" asked the Death Ghost Leader.

"Don't worry, we won't delay the three of you too much, so there will only be two rounds."

"In the first round, please ask the three guests to each tell an embarrassing story of their own. As long as the audience laughs, you will pass." said the village chief.

Whether it was Chu Yang, Yunyou Guihou or Qusi Guichang, they all fell silent.

This kind of thing is a tonic!

How can there be such a rule? Isn’t it just disgusting?

"Dear guest, please come first." The village chief pointed at Yunyou Guihou.

Yunyou Guihou's brain was spinning, trying to make up a lie.

"Be careful, don't lie. It must be true. Otherwise, I will immediately take action to eliminate you after knowing the rules." The village chief said heavily.

Yunyou Guihou could only give up the idea of ​​lying, thought for a moment, and sighed.

This matter will eventually be known to others.

"Cough cough."

"I spend most of my time wandering the wilderness, and once encountered a haunted house in the wilderness."

"The decorations in the haunted house are all female-oriented, and there's also an enchanting female ghost who comes out to greet me."

"I was very excited at the time, thinking I could spend the night with her, and then I followed the ghost into the haunted house."

"There was a special kind of enchanting fragrance in the haunted house. I could have sensed it, but my mind was so focused on that female ghost that I didn't even notice when I closed my eyes."

"When I woke up, I was lying naked on the bed. The ghost house was empty. The ghost girl had already left."

At this point, the villagers in the audience pricked up their ears.

Yunyou Guihou's expression also became one of shame and anger, and he looked as if he wanted to find a hole to crawl into.

"A few minutes after waking up, I got out of bed feeling a little weak."

"I thought it was because of a wild night last night, but my butt suddenly hurt so much and it was bleeding."

"That's when I realized that the female ghost was actually a male ghost."

"I, the dignified Wandering Guihou, unexpectedly fell into a trap and was violated by a pervert."

Yunyou Guihou's body trembled slightly and he shed tears of shame.

This is his nightmare, and every time he thinks about it, he always bursts into tears.

The auditorium was silent for a moment, and then thunderous laughter broke out from the audience.

The villagers pointed at Yunyou Guihou and laughed unscrupulously.

Chu Yang got goosebumps all over his body and hurried to move away from Yunyou Guihou.

“Isn’t this going to awaken some perverted hobby in you?” Chu Yang said with a look of disgust.

"No, boss." Yunyou Guihou was in tears.

"Hahaha, that's right. Thank you to this distinguished guest for bringing us joy. It is indeed a good thing." The village chief said with a smile.

Yunyou Guihou was extremely embarrassed. He never thought that such a thing would happen. It was really outrageous.

"This ghost guest, it's your turn." The village chief looked at the ghost chief who was going to die.

The Go-to-Death Guilty hesitated for a moment, then said in a trembling voice, "I...I...I've eaten shit before, and I ate a whole bowl of it on my own initiative!"

As soon as these words were spoken, Chu Yang was the first to react and hurriedly put a long distance between himself and the Death Ghost.

"It's you! The shit-eating monster!" Chu Yang exclaimed.

The dead ghost took off his hat with a look of grief and anger on his face.

He was in no mood to care about Chu Yang now, but looked at the audience below.

The audience's reaction is related to his life and death.

Please, you have to laugh now that you have said this!

As expected, the villagers in the audience burst into even louder laughter.

Those mocking looks made Qu Si Guichang feel ashamed and angry, but also excited.

Because I can survive this round!

"Very good. I didn't expect this distinguished guest to have such a wonderful experience. It's really eye-opening. Hold your nose."

After the village chief finished speaking, he pinched his nose and looked disgusted.

Go to hell, the ghost leader: "......"

Chu Yang! I have no kinship with you!

"Dear guest, it's your turn next." The village chief looked at Chu Yang.

"Ok."

Chu Yang nodded. He had already prepared himself mentally.

Only a fool would reveal his own embarrassing deeds.

Chu Yang wouldn't.

He saw three key points in this performance.

The first is a funny story, the second is that it really happened, and the third and most important thing is to make the audience laugh.

First of all, the definition of embarrassing things is very broad. In the previous life, Chu Yang was called to the podium by the teacher to tell a joke because he was late.

For Chu Yang, this was an embarrassing thing because he was publicly punished for being late.

It also really happened.

As for making the audience laugh, the action itself is not important; the joke is what is important.

The most important thing is, as the handsome and powerful protagonist, how could Chu Yang let the readers see his weak side?

Chu Yang's thoughts were clear as he spoke loudly, "The embarrassing thing I want to tell you is that one day in my third year of junior high, I was late for class and the teacher called me to the podium to tell a joke."

As soon as the words fell, the Death Demon Chief suddenly grinned and pointed at Chu Yang: "You are dead. Will they laugh at such a thing?"

Even Yunyou Guihou showed a worried look.

How can the boss say such a thing?

"I haven't finished yet, why are you in such a hurry?" Chu Yang glanced at the dead ghost leader and continued.

"I was telling two jokes."

"First."

"Mom, my classmates all say I'm ugly. Is what they say true?" Mom: "Good boy, I've told you so many times not to call me mom when there are many people around!"

The moment he finished speaking, the village chief burst into laughter and his dentures fell out.

Not only that, all the villagers in the entire assembly hall burst into laughter.

With their impoverished spiritual world, how could they have ever heard such a joke?

"Hahaha, boss, your joke made me laugh to death. Even his mother thinks he is ugly! Hahaha!" Yunyou Guihou laughed so hard.

"Is this okay?"

The corners of the dead ghost's mouth twitched, and it was unclear whether he was shocked or trying to hold back his laughter.

Chu Yang chuckled.

This is the dimensionality reduction attack.

"the second."