Bring your bestie to play melon in the domineering love story

The style of the live broadcast room.

Instantly turns into an old man on the subway looking at his phone.

The two men had a fight and both were injured.

Han Fei tilted his head and smiled, "Teacher Jiang, there's chicken shit on your face."

"Each each other!"

Jiang Shaoqing grabbed his dirty hand and pulled him up from the ground.

Han Fei laughed angrily.

Forget it.

It’s not the first time I’ve touched chicken shit, it doesn’t matter.

In the end, the two dirty men suddenly reconciled and continued their chicken catching mission.

The third time, the fourth time... until the tenth time...

After ten consecutive failures, the two had to question their lives again. Were these chickens flying? How could each one be more agile than the other?

Jiang Shaoqing squatted on the ground, his eyes blank. "Han Fei, we've been running for an hour and haven't caught a single chicken. Shouldn't we just buy a piece of tofu and kill ourselves?"

"Oh, then don't drag me along." Han Fei sat down next to him. "Let's take a break and continue."

The mountains are quiet and mysterious.

Han Fei paused for a moment and suddenly spoke, "Jiang Shaoqing, were you standing too far away and moving too slowly just now? How about I switch places with you later..."

Jiang Shaoqing glanced at him with a hint of suspicion.

No matter how powerful a pheasant is, it can still fly. Facing two grown men, it won't fail ten times, right?

He even suspected that Han Fei was an undercover agent sent by the program team.

"Don't understand?" Han Fei saw that he didn't say anything, so he moved closer to him and continued with his plan.

Jiang Shaoqing was speechless.

It took me several hours just to look for chickens. It was almost dark, and I didn't catch a single chicken. My hands were covered with chicken shit. I was sure they would laugh at me when I got home.

No.

Can't waste time.

Jiang Shaoqing stood up and said, "It's no use talking about this. Let's go."

Han Fei was stunned for a moment, then saw Jiang Shaoqing leaving and quickly got up to follow him.

"Wait for me."

......

the other side.

Qiao Xingyu wandered around the mountain for a long time but didn't catch a single chicken.

He found a place to rest.

He was thinking that if he went back empty-handed, not only would he lose face, but Bai Jing would definitely be very disappointed in him.

After thinking about it, he stood up and continued walking around in the mountains.

I was so focused on catching chickens that I didn't observe the terrain carefully.

This time he was surprised to find a chicken squatting on a dead tree not far away, and its size completely met the old lady's requirements.

Qiao Xingyu slowly approached.

The trunk of the tree was quite thick, but fortunately not very high. With his height of 1.81 meters, he could reach up and touch the trunk. Climbing the tree should be the best way, but the big rooster looked quite fierce at the moment, and it was not known whether he would anger it.

He tried shaking the trunk, but the chicken didn't move.

When he was about to climb the tree, he suddenly heard the voices of Han Fei and Jiang Shaoqing behind him.

"Hey, Qiao Xingyu, are you going to climb a tree?"

"Let me see how many you caught?"

"What? Not a single one?"

"We agreed to catch a chicken in a few minutes, this is a slap in the face!"

Han Fei finished speaking in one breath, as if he was afraid of being a step slower.

Then he raised his eyebrows.

mock up.

Let you be self-righteous!

"Come on, show us..."

Before Han Fei finished speaking, Qiao Xingyu suddenly said, "We are all the ones who took the duck eggs. Who is looking down on whom? You are just trying to catch them."

Han Fei was a little confused because he didn't expect Qiao Xingyu to fight back. "It's normal for us to have no experience. Unlike you..."

"Even with experience, it still depends on the specific situation." Qiao Xingyu sneered, "Chickens in the mountains are not the same breed as domestic chickens. Let's find out the situation first before we take action, okay?"

Instead, he found a plausible excuse for himself.

Seeing this, Jiang Shaoqing sneered, "Then Teacher Qiao, start your performance."

[Whoa! Fight, fight!]

【Calling Sister Rouruo, come quickly and eat melons and watch the show. 】

[It's so funny, how come some people like to humiliate themselves so much.]

【Come on, Xingyu brother! 】

[Qiao Xingyu, you're stupid. You didn't fight back after being provoked like that. Hurry up and tell these two idiots to shut up.]

Qiao Xingyu ignored him and watched the rooster under the tree for a long time. He found that the rooster was relatively calm. Even though so many people were arguing in front of it, it had no intention of moving.

"Why isn't it moving?"

"Just die."

"impossible."

"So you're pretending to be dead?"

Just when Han Fei and Jiang Shaoqing were getting impatient and wanted to leave, the rooster finally moved.

"Wow, it's moving, it's finally moving!" Jiang Shaoqing said excitedly, pulling Han Fei's hand. "Qiao Xingyu, hurry up, or it will fly away."

"Wait for it to come down." Qiao Xingyu said calmly.

Han Fei: It moved. It moved? It moved.

[Hahaha, what you two are saying, it's moving, it's moving, if you don't know, you might think it's fetal movement.]

[It's bad, he's pregnant.]

[I'm dying of laughter. I just love watching these two clowns with chicken shit all over their faces. It's so funny.]

[Is Qiao Xingyu afraid? There's been no movement for a long time.]

【@Upstairs, don't say bad things about Brother Xingyu. 】

[Hey! You're always calling me brother, what's up? Are you going to lay an egg?]

Seeing the big rooster slowly moving down from the tree trunk, the three of them didn't dare to breathe, for fear of scaring it away. Unfortunately, the big rooster only moved its butt down a little, and then went back, even a little higher than its previous position.

Qiao Xingyu frowned.

Facing the gazes of the two people behind him, should he go up or not?

Time passed by minute by minute, and Han Fei became impatient. "Hurry up, what are you hesitating about? If you can't do it, let me do it."

Han Fei took off his coat, discussed with Jiang Shaoqing, and prepared to climb the tree.

At this moment, several hunters' gunshots were heard not far away. The big rooster that was originally firmly fixed on the tree trunk suddenly seemed to be stimulated. It flapped its wings and flew straight forward.

The inconspicuous bird's nest at its feet also fell down in an instant.

For an instant.

A few clicking sounds.

As the crisp sound of eggshells breaking rang out, the heads, faces, and clothes of the three people under the tree were covered with egg liquid.

Han Fei: “…”

Jiang Shaoqing: “…”

Qiao Xingyu: “…”

The silence was deafening.

The barrage froze for a moment.

Subsequently.

[dbq Hahaha I laughed again. ]

[I thought it was a big shot who accidentally entered the novice village, but it turned out to be a noob who accidentally entered the high-end game!? ]

[No? You three?]

[Okay, okay, chicken shit and bird eggs, it's delicious! ]

The three of them looked at each other, and before they could utter a single curse word, the big rooster had already walked away with its head held high.

Messy in the wind...

Han Fei was furious. He rushed forward with his teeth bared, and vowed to jump off the mountain if he didn't catch the chicken.

After half an hour.

The three of them finally caught four chickens and went to Uncle Sun to weigh them excitedly. Han Fei used two chances and bought them on credit for 5 work points. Unfortunately, two of the chickens did not meet the standard. Jiang Shaoqing and Qiao Xingyu's chickens were not light, but they were overweight.

"I'll look for it again."

Han Fei turned around and was about to leave.

Uncle Sun stopped him and said, "Well...you don't have to catch him anymore."

"What?"

"Jiang Ruoli has just caught five chickens and exchanged them for work points."