Bring your bestie to play melon in the domineering love story

"Sister Li!?"

Jiang Ruoli appeared in everyone's sight wearing a shirt and jeans.

Qiao Xingyu frowned, "What is she doing here?"

[? No, shouldn't Jiang Ruoli be in the yard doing laundry and cooking? Why is she here catching chickens?]

[Sister Rouruo is so delicate and tender. If a pheasant pecked her, I would be heartbroken.]

[Hi, have you forgotten the time when Sister Rou Ruo kicked the rooster away? I actually took a screenshot and saved it.]

[Rou Ruo Jie: You are the best! ]

"How many chickens did you catch?" Jiang Ruoli asked.

Han Fei scratched his head awkwardly. "This place is too big. I couldn't even see the shadow of a chicken, let alone catch one."

at this time.

Jiang Shaoqing shouted, "Look over there."

Everyone followed his gaze and saw a chicken strolling leisurely under a short tree not far away. It did not run away even when a stranger approached, but paced back and forth slowly.

Jiang Shaoqing didn't hesitate, rolled up his sleeves, rushed forward with all his strength, and pounced forward suddenly. As a result, the chicken clucked a few times and flew away lightly.

But because he used too much force, he fell flat on his face.

【Fuck! 】

【Here it comes, the famous chicken catching scene is here! 】

[You caught it well. Don’t catch it next time.]

[Why not let the weak sister take over? ]

My sister is incredibly strong.

[Given our weak sister's mental state, shouldn't she just be kicked away?]

[This is over! All the chickens on the mountain are going to tremble in fear.]

Han Fei went to help him up. "Why are you in such a hurry? Are you going to be the first one? Are you okay?"

Jiang Shaoqing waved his hand, "It's okay, I just slipped, I'm not that bad!"

Han Fei glanced at him up and down.

dish?

It’s really bad!

Red Underpants Man!

【be safe!】

[Pheasants are different and flexible.]

[No wonder it's called a country delicacy. I'll buy one next time to try.]

Jiang Shaoqing patted the dirt off his legs and wanted to make another move, but the chicken had already run a long way. He turned to Han Fei and said, "You should have helped me catch it just now. If someone had blocked its path from the other side, maybe it would have been caught by now."

"That chicken is so agile, even if I block it from the other side, we may not be able to catch it."

Han Fei sighed.

Qiao Xingyu began to lecture him, "I've already told you that catching chickens can't just rely on brute force, you have to use your brain. You didn't listen, and now look, the chicken you caught is gone."

Han Fei rolled his eyes at him. This guy was becoming more and more annoying. Did he really think he was so great because he was a top star?

Fart is not.

Han Fei said on the surface: You are right!

Actually: Damn! I hate people who pretend to be cool!

"No, let me do it." Jiang Shaoqing's energy came up again. As a man, isn't it shameful if he can't even catch a chicken?

Even if it was a pheasant raised in the mountains, he would never give in.

"I thought you were going to give us a demonstration, but I didn't expect it to be a negative example." Fang Hao curled his lips in a cold smile, raised his hand and made a gesture, "Next time, remember to pinch the chicken's neck accurately, then twist it hard, and it will be yours."

Everyone:......

Jiang Ruoli stood beside Huo Xingzhou and reminded him, "Mr. Huo, let's go back. Maybe we'll find something new."

"Forget it." Han Fei interrupted her, "There are no chickens on the road."

This mountain is really big, but there is only one way up the mountain. They just searched along the way and didn’t see even a chicken feather. Going back would be tantamount to returning empty-handed.

"Jiang Shaoqing, what do you think?"

"I want to chase that chicken. If that doesn't work, I'll come back."

"Okay, I'll go with you."

After the two finished their discussion, they said hello to Jiang Ruoli and continued walking up the mountain.

Qiao Xingyu chose another path.

Jiang Ruoli, Huo Xingzhou and Fang Hao were preparing to go down the mountain.

......

The mountain road in Hongxing Village was not difficult to walk on, but Jiang Shaoqing and Han Fei still searched for a full ten minutes before they saw the shadow of the chicken.

This time, the two are ready to cooperate.

It must be caught.

The two of them slowly approached.

I found that the little hen was squatting in the grass, motionless, as if she was in a daze.

good chance.

Han Fei gestured to Jiang Shaoqing.

The two men slowly approached the hen. Jiang Shaoqing nodded, and they pounced forward at the same time, one in front and one behind, reaching out to catch the chicken.

"Gluck cluck..."

With a fluttering sound, the little hen flapped its wings nimbly and flew out from the gap between the two people. Han Fei and Jiang Shaoqing couldn't control their strength and collided with each other directly, both falling to the ground.

"Ah~ What is this?"

Han Fei frowned.

Damn it.

It was smelly, sticky, and had a familiar taste.

Jiang Shaoqing got up from the ground and saw Han Fei's hand full of chicken shit. He immediately bounced back several meters.

Han Fei's face turned green.

He thought of those bad memories again, and his face suddenly turned pale.

vomit~

Disgusting!

Why is it chicken shit again!

"It stinks!"

[I'm dying of laughter! No wonder the chicken was squatting in the bushes, not moving. It turned out it was taking a shit.]

[I didn't catch the chicken, but I did catch a handful of shit.]

【Hahahahahahaha, money is hard to earn and shit is hard to eat.】

[This shit is so fresh, it’s the best shit.]

[I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh, but I just can't help it.]

[No, no, it turns out everyone's laughs are always tied to shit, piss, and fart literature. But I still feel sorry for Han Fei for three seconds.]

[I've said it before, Han Fei is the Shit Prince in my mind!]

[I can only say that the guests have very little common sense. Can't they even see a chicken squatting there pooping? And yet they rush forward. They're lucky not to get their faces covered in chicken poop.]

After failing to catch the chicken twice in a row and getting his hands covered in chicken shit, Han Fei felt discouraged. Unfortunately, he had no paper with him and there was no place to wash his hands nearby. Seeing that the chicken shit was about to dry, he could only wipe it with a few leaves. However, the disgusting smell lingered and made him ejaculate several times in a row.

The audience in the live broadcast room felt sorry for him and disliked him at the same time.

Han Fei, the Prince of Chicken Shit

Unlucky King of the Year

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Jiang Shaoqing pinched his nose and said to him, "It stinks. Stay away from me."

Han Fei was unhappy when he heard this.

He didn't even mind that he snored when he slept, but this guy actually mind that he smelled bad?

Without saying a word, he rushed forward, stretched out his palm and rubbed it directly on his clothes, with a smug look on his face, "Jiang Shaoqing, now you are also covered in chicken shit, let's not look down on each other."

Jiang Shaoqing lowered his head and looked at the yellow and green handprint on his white T-shirt, and suddenly let out an earth-shaking scream.

“Aa ...

【Nima scared me! 】

[Fuck! Han Fei's trick is really mean!]

[I've been working as a gold-miner for ten years and I can't find such a nerve, and this is the nerve of a top-tier rich second-generation.]

[Tsk tsk tsk, these two are so dirty. I suggest burying one at sea and the other in the ground to avoid a fight.]

[It made me laugh for no apparent reason.]

[How could someone like Han Fei be so crazy? Where's the rich young master you promised me?]