Bring your bestie to play melon in the domineering love story

The old lady rushed out from the backyard and asked them, "Have you seen my Egg King?"

"Egg King?" Han Fei looked innocent. "Who is the Egg King?"

"My big hen!"

"No...I didn't see any!" Several eyes fell on Han Fei at once. He pretended to be innocent and said "Ah", "We have been cutting grass for pigs in the fields all day today. We didn't see any big hens."

Old Mrs. Zhang frowned, and seeing that he looked the same, she started looking for chickens again.

"Egg King!"

"Gluck cluck..."

"You loser! Do you think I'm going to give you some face?"

"Me?" Qiao Xingyu, who was beside her, looked puzzled and pointed at himself. "Auntie, I didn't do anything."

"I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about the chicken." Old Mrs. Zhang rolled her eyes at him and continued shouting, "I'll count to three, one, two, three..."

"What's wrong?" Bai Jing also came out from the inner room. "What's missing?"

Old Mrs. Zhang muttered, "The Egg King is gone! Look, I've only been away from home for a day, how come it's gone?"

"That can't be." Bai Jing looked around, "Is it not locked in the cage and ran out?"

"That's right!" Han Fei agreed, "Maybe it just went out for a walk and will be back soon."

Old Mrs. Zhang glared at him.

Han Fei shut up immediately.

"It was still there when I left this morning."

"Then let's go look for him," Bai Jing suggested. She walked to the corner of the yard, pushed aside the pile of wheat stalks, and whispered, "Egg King! Egg King!"

Everyone started looking for chickens in the yard.

Jiang Ruoli and Tang Jiujiu exchanged a glance, then stood on either side of Han Fei and Jiang Shaoqing, whispering to them, "How are you planning to end this?"

Han Fei looked like he wanted to acknowledge her but didn't dare.

"The old lady is so fierce. What do you think would happen if she knew we stewed the chicken?"

"If nothing unexpected happens, she will stew you."

"..."

Netizens were amused.

【I suspect that hen is the egg king.】

[Please remove the word "doubt" from the comment above.]

[It seems Han Fei and Jiang Shaoqing are in big trouble this time.]

【Guess how the old lady will punish them? 】

Just when the audience was curious about what would happen next, the old lady wailed, "Look...look, what is this?"

I saw a lot of chicken bones scattered in the corner of the yard.

Some of them were not even eaten clean.

"My Egg King!"

"who is it?"

"Who did it?"

【It’s over, it’s over! 】

[So, in this remote place, why throw it at home when there are so many other places to do so? Now it's been discovered, right?]

【Kill the witnesses and destroy the body to cover up all traces.】

[Those who often kill people know that it is easy to kill someone but difficult to dispose of the body.]

Seeing that their plan was exposed, Han Fei and Jiang Shaoqing quietly moved their feet and tried to escape.

"You two, stop right there."

An angry voice was heard, who else could it be but Old Lady Zhang?

The two of them paused and stood there awkwardly.

Han Fei twitched his lips, turned around and glanced at the furious Old Lady Zhang, and explained, "Please listen to my explanation. This matter is actually..."

"damned!"

The old lady picked up the bamboo broom at hand and rushed over. She was so angry that she ran faster.

Han Fei was startled and hid behind Jiang Shaoqing. The enamel cup in his hand seemed to have accidentally slipped out of his hand...

Bai Jing saw this scene and shouted, "Be careful."

The enamel cup flew out unexpectedly, and it was towards Old Lady Zhang. The angry old lady was startled, and when she wanted to dodge, it was too late. With a "bang", the enamel cup hit the old lady's forehead directly.

"Hey hey!"

The old lady screamed.

The bamboo broom in his hand also flew out and hit the door frame, scaring the little yellow dog lying by the door and making it bark non-stop.

Not only the yellow dog was frightened, but even the other chickens and ducks in the yard were scared and started howling.

Several guests who were originally looking for chickens in the yard were stunned.

Han Fei suddenly slapped his forehead.

Ruined!

The barrage was silent for several seconds.

[This... to describe it as a chaotic scene is too vivid.]

[I declare that today's recording is a complete mess.]

【Hahahaha this is too miserable.】

[Why are you all just standing there? Go check on the old lady and see if she's seriously injured.]

[It was so funny, the guests were all shocked.]

[As expected of Han Fei, he's about to dominate the trending search list again.]

Poor old lady, she must be regretting it so much now after meeting these guests who didn't play by the rules.

"Mom." Bai Jing hurried to support her. "How are you? Are you okay?"

The old lady covered her head with her hands, her face full of pain.

She was still frightened by the blow on the head, and when she saw Bai Jing coming over to show concern, she had not yet reacted.

The person in front of him had already complained, "Hurry up and teach Han Fei a lesson. This kid is too disrespectful. He actually dared to hurt you. I think he should be punished by not having dinner tonight."

Han Fei: "Bai Jing, you..."

Bai Jing snorted at him.

The old lady looked at Han Fei not far away, only to see him standing there awkwardly with an expression that said, "I didn't mean it."

Everyone gathered around.

"Are you okay?"

"Is there any ice?"

"Fortunately, the injury is not serious."

Seeing this, Huo Xingzhou patted Han Fei on the shoulder and said, "Why don't you go over and apologize?"

Han Fei reluctantly walked to the old lady and said, "I'm sorry, I just slipped."

Old Lady Zhang was furious. Just as she was about to speak, a charming voice rang out, "You'd better not stand here. Everyone is waiting to see you make a fool of yourself."

Jiang Ruoli pointed to the gate of the courtyard.

Old Mrs. Lu turned around.

Seeing a group of gossipy eyes.

I guess it was because it was too lively just now and attracted the villagers passing by.

When she looked over, someone coughed and someone turned around.

Someone asked awkwardly, "Auntie Zhang, are you okay?"

Old Mrs. Zhang is usually a decent person, but when she saw the look of the crowd watching the show and looked at the group of unreliable variety show guests in the yard, her head started to hurt even more. What sin had she committed to deserve such a thing?

It's a complete loss of face.

The old lady suppressed her anger and strode into the house first. Then she shouted at Han Fei and Jiang Shaoqing at the door, "Come in, both of you."

After the two of them went in.

All I heard was a loud banging sound coming from inside.

Huo Xingzhou and Fang Hao shook their heads, expressing their helplessness.

Tang Jiujiu walked over, apologized to the villagers outside, and closed the gate.

The people outside the courtyard gate looked at each other in confusion. Some stood on tiptoe to look inside, some looked inside through the crack in the door, and some leaned against the corner of the wall to listen.

Everyone is waiting to eat melons.

Jiang Ruoli smiled.

It would probably take less than one night for the news of Old Lady Zhang’s glorious wounding to spread throughout the village.

Not surprisingly, everyone said something different.