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Chapter 70: Giving Artificial Respiration to Chickens

There was a commotion in the yard.

"Han Fei, stop right there!" Jiang Shaoqing gritted his teeth. Seeing Han Fei running away, he was even more furious. "If you run again, I'll break your legs!"

When Han Fei heard this, he ran even faster and slid out of everyone's sight.

"Childish!" Huo Xingzhou's gaze stayed on Jiang Shaoqing for a moment, then he turned and went into the house.

Fang Hao leaned against the courtyard gate, with the corners of his lips raised in amusement, looking like he was watching the fun.

There was a hint of awkwardness in the air.

Tang Jiujiu touched Jiang Ruoli's arm and asked her in a low voice, "Did you see everything just now?"

"Ah."

"what idea?"

"His butt is so duang!"

"..."

Just now, when Jiang Shaoqing's pants fell down, Han Fei slapped his butt.

duang, duang, it really makes the picture look vivid.

The barrage of comments almost filled the screen, and the entry for Jiang Shaoqing's red underwear also made it to the hot search list.

Many curious netizens took screenshots as souvenirs. In just a few minutes, ghost videos and spoof entries were produced crazily. Han Fei was even made into an emoticon package by netizens with the text: I have been honest, please let me go.

The number of reposts reached 30, and it successfully went viral.

[Luckily the production team didn't give a close-up shot, this scene alone is enough to make people want to laugh.]

Han Fei is quite courageous.

[Hahaha, the furious emoticon pack is born again. ]

【These two are really funny! 】

【I declare that I want to follow them! 】

Jiang Ruoli supported her chin and watched with interest as Jiang Shaoqing ran angrily to the backyard.

"It seems Han Fei is bound to get beaten today."

Tang Jiujiu turned around and said with a smile, "Do you think they are really having an affair?"

"Want to knock?"

"I want to!"

hey-hey...

But just when netizens were still frantically posting comments, they suddenly heard a voice of "It's over" from the backyard. Then, Han Fei appeared in the camera again, holding an old hen in his hand. The old hen didn't crow and looked like it was about to die.

Jiang Shaoqing followed him, cursing.

Qiao Xingyu frowned, "What are you two doing again?"

Han Fei took a few quick steps, turned around and made a begging gesture to Jiang Shaoqing behind him, then stuffed the chicken into Qiao Xingyu's arms.

"Han, Fei!"

"Oh, oh, oh, I forgot you have mysophobia." Han Fei brought the chicken back and turned to Jiang Ruoli and said, "Sister Li, what should we do now? This chicken was hit by Jiang Shaoqing and fainted."

Jiang Ruoli's mouth twitched.

It turns out that you two were fighting and the chicken became the victim.

"What else can we do? How about you two take turns giving each other artificial respiration?"

"Artificial respiration?" Han Fei held the chicken's neck with one hand, his face full of disgust and contempt. "You want me to give my first kiss to a chicken? I won't do that!"

After saying that, he looked at Jiang Shaoqing and asked, "How about you come?"

"Why?"

Jiang Shaoqing took a step back.

Han Fei scoffed at him, "Didn't you knock the chicken unconscious?"

"Why would I hit it? Don't you know?" Jiang Shaoqing looked at him with great disdain. "Who told you to foolishly run into the chicken coop?"

Tang Jiujiu found it a little novel.

This is the first time I've heard of giving artificial respiration to a chicken.

[Holy crap! Hahahaha what kind of crazy idea is this!]

[Pfft... I didn't expect Han Fei to be such a pure virgin! He even had his first kiss. The world is dangerous, why not let me protect you? Hehe!]

[You guys think, if I want to see a male guest give a chicken artificial respiration, is that a bit perverted?]

【Actually, I want to see it too! 】

[Is this a mission to save the old hen? Looking forward to it! ]

[Director Zhang, I declare you successful. I admit that this is a perverted variety show.]

"Oh, right." Han Fei suddenly looked at Fang Hao, "Fang Hao, aren't you a doctor? Why don't you come and take a look?"

Fang Hao sneered. He tapped his brow with his slender, white fingertips and said, "Sorry, I'm not a veterinarian."

"What's the difference between a veterinarian and a veterinarian? Aren't they all doctors?" Han Fei approached him and whispered, "Can you help me? You can't just stand by and watch someone die, right?"

"What does it have to do with me whether you live or die?"

"How about I do an autopsy on you?"

Fang Hao's cold words left Jiang Shaoqing speechless.

Tang Jiujiu looked at the scene in front of her and suddenly felt a little sympathy for Han Fei. He knew that Fang Hao was not someone to be trifled with, but he still dared to order him to do things. He was really reckless.

"Why are you like this?"

"Han Fei!" Fang Hao's tone had become impatient when he spoke again. "You have to solve the trouble you caused yourself. I have no obligation to help you."

As he spoke, there was a murderous look in his eyes. Han Fei, who finally understood the situation, could only curl his lips and timidly walk to the other side.

"Aunt Ji, I'm sorry."

......

the other side.

Bai Jing accompanied Old Lady Zhang to the supply and marketing cooperative in the market to buy things.

In order to truly reflect the style of the 1980s, the supply and marketing cooperatives in the market sell a wide range of items, from farm tools to clam oil mirrors, needles and thread, and vanishing cream.

Bai Jing had never seen so many things that looked so old.

Old Lady Zhang liked her and asked her if she wanted to buy some clam oil, saying it was good for the skin. Bai Jing explained that she was not used to it. Finally, she tried the pastries of that era and spent three work points to buy two peach cakes, one for Old Lady Zhang and one to take back to Huo Xingzhou.

Old Mrs. Zhang felt more and more satisfied as she looked at her well-behaved daughter.

The two daughters-in-law were spoiled and good-looking, but they were disobedient. They only knew how to flirt with men and act coquettishly every day, without any serious look.

No one is as sensible as Bai Jing.

"Jing, why don't you buy something else."

Before Bai Jing could react to what to buy, Old Lady Zhang pointed to a dress next to her. It was a combination of a short suit with a waist-hugging design and a hip skirt. Bai Jing had only seen it in period dramas, but this dress was surprisingly not cheap, costing 10 work points.

If she bought it, all her work points would be cleared.

"This lady has fair skin, and she'll look great in this dress. I guarantee no man will be able to take their eyes off her."

After listening to the salesperson's words, Bai Jing hesitated for a moment, but finally gritted her teeth and bought it.

Work points are reset to zero.

As long as she can complete the hidden task, she will get 30 work points.

The two came out of the supply and marketing cooperative and walked around the market. Seeing that it was getting late, they caught the last bus back to Hongxing Village.

The yard is very lively.

Old Mrs. Zhang pushed the door open and saw several people sitting in the yard. The cut pig grass was placed aside and dinner was already prepared.

She was a little surprised and asked, "Have you completed the tasks assigned to you?"

Han Fei nodded.

"Well, that's more like it!" She glanced at the dishes on the table again and frowned. "So many dishes, what a waste. Wait for me, I'll go to the backyard and eat."

After saying that, he carried his things into the house.

After a while, I suddenly heard a scream from the backyard, "Where is my Egg King? Why is my Egg King gone?"

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