Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

Lantian imagined himself surrounded by a layer of brilliant starlight, which was as beautiful as a dream and exuded a mysterious atmosphere.

Her little hands changed gestures quickly, and her fingers danced in the air like nimble butterflies.

She muttered something, the sound like an ancient incantation, imbued with mysterious power. As she moved, a substantial shield gradually formed, tightly protecting her.

This shield not only protects against possible external attacks, but also filters out harmful energy, allowing only beneficial energy to enter the body. This shield, like a loyal guard, protects her safety.

Lantian continued to absorb the negative energy in the valley. Her body was like a bottomless pit, greedily devouring the surrounding energy.

Her body transformed into a vortex of energy, attracting all the negative energy.

Her aura became stronger and stronger, and every breath seemed to cause fluctuations in the surrounding air.

His realm was also constantly improving, his cultivation level went from the first level of Qi Refining to the sixth level of Qi Refining, and then directly advanced from the first level of Foundation Establishment to the second level, and then to the third level. Each breakthrough was accompanied by a huge surge of power.

After a long and arduous training, she finally succeeded in advancing to the third level of foundation building.

At that moment, she seemed to feel an unprecedented powerful force surging in her body, like a sleeping dragon awakening.

While cultivating the baby's body, Lantian did not forget to cultivate the baby's sea of ​​consciousness.

She knew very well that a strong sea of ​​consciousness was crucial to accommodating her powerful divine sense.

She probed her spiritual sense into the baby's sea of ​​consciousness, like a careful gardener, carefully caring for this mysterious area.

Her spiritual consciousness was like a gentle spring breeze, gently blowing through every corner of the sea of ​​consciousness.

She used special skills to gradually strengthen the strength and capacity of her sea of ​​consciousness.

Every effort seems to inject new vitality into this mysterious field.

With her efforts, the sea of ​​consciousness became wider and deeper, like a boundless ocean.

In order to better protect the baby's sea of ​​consciousness, Lantian also built a strong protective wall for it.

She mobilized the energy in her body and concentrated it around her sea of ​​consciousness.

That energy was like solid bricks, stacked up piece by piece.

This protective wall is like a solid fortress, guarding the safety of the sea of ​​consciousness.

The protective wall exudes a mysterious light and is full of powerful defensive power.

It is like an indestructible wall, resisting all interference from the outside world.

At this time, although Lantian's body still looked like a baby, her eyes were full of determination and confidence.

She raised her chin slightly, and her eyes revealed a fearless courage.

Lantian looked at his own achievements and felt a surge of joy in his heart.

She raised the corners of her mouth slightly, revealing a relieved smile. That smile was like a blooming flower, beautiful and moving.

Her eyes were full of a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction.

She knew that this was just the beginning and that more challenges awaited her in the future, but she was ready and would continue to move forward bravely on the path of cultivation.

But, this, this, this diaper, it's really hard to even begin to describe. That diaper is so heavy, like a small mountain.

Its originally pure white outer layer has been stained with large patches of dirt, becoming mottled. Some places have a dark yellow hue, like old paper soaked in tea; other places have a gray-green hue, like moss eroded by time.

You don't have to get close to smell it, a pungent odor hits you in the face. It is the unique smell of urine mixed with feces, sour and smelly with a hint of disgusting fishy smell.

The edges of the diaper have become wrinkled, as if they have been kneaded by countless little hands.

Hidden in those wrinkles are some imperceptible tiny particles, perhaps the traces left by the baby's excrement after drying.

The middle of the diaper bulged high, forming an irregular bulge, as if a mysterious little monster was hidden inside. Lan Tian's powerful divine sense could clearly see some yellow liquid seeping through the diaper's material, forming a greasy sheen on the surface.

Lantian looked at the diaper on his body and sighed helplessly.

She really couldn't stand this uncomfortable feeling and had to get rid of it immediately and as soon as possible.

Lantian felt that he seemed to be hallucinating.

She was no longer a powerful thousand-year-old demon, but a fragile little baby.

She complained to herself about the diaper.

"Oh my, this nasty diaper, please get away from me!"

Diapers also responded:

"Humph, I don't want to leave. Just stay wrapped up in me."

Lantian's face turned red with anger:

"You're disgusting, dirty and smelly. I don't want you."

Diapers are still stubborn:

"You can't get rid of me unless someone helps you."

Lantian couldn't help but shake his head. Alas, even the powerful thousand-year-old demon and the time-traveling elite couldn't stand the torture of the diapers piled up for several days for this little baby.

Lantian thought a little dizzily that she had turned into ashes!

The diaper abuse is truly unbearable! She's even started experiencing hallucinations, like the diaper is talking to her! And she's even showing off!

Humph, this is so bullying!

Then, Lantian used his spiritual sense to weakly instruct Hei Yao:

"Hei Yao, use your claws to open my blanket and take the diaper off me and throw it away."

There was a hint of urgency and helplessness in her voice, and she was already asking Hei Yao for help.

After hearing this, Hei Yao couldn't help but frown.

She, Obsidian, the last surviving wolf demon in the Dharma Ending Age, has actually fallen to the point where she has to untie and discard the diapers of her babies.

This was simply a shame, something she could not accept.

She really didn't want to, and she really didn't want to do such a thing.

Can she say no?

Of course not!

Her master is just such a little baby.

What if a baby who is less than one month old is already practicing?

She couldn't even roll over or crawl on her own.

Now, there was no one else who could take care of the baby except her.

Although there is a female ghost, it’s better not to talk about her because she is useless.

When the female ghost Wang Lan heard that she had to change the baby's diaper, a look of horror appeared on her face, and she suddenly flew away from the blue sky and floated into the air.

Wow, pull open the diaper for the baby!

Diapers for several days and nights!

It’s so scary, isn’t it?

She couldn't do such a thing.

Fortunately, she is a ghost now.

Otherwise, this kind of thing would definitely fall on her head.

The female wolf demon knew that she could not shirk responsibility for this matter!

She was conflicted.

Fortunately, fortunately.

There was no one else in this cave.

No one would see her, a dignified wolf demon, pulling open the diaper of a little baby.

Hei Yao felt that she couldn't accept it even thinking about it.

If other people saw this, she would be too embarrassed to walk around in the world anymore!

But now, she gave the female ghost a warning look.

The female ghost immediately understood and hurriedly floated out of the cave.

Hehe, if you see this kind of thing, people, oh no, monsters will kill you to silence you.

Oh no!

You will be killed by demons and ghosts and silenced!

Wang Lan's action instantly extinguished the murderous intent in Hei Yao's heart.

Obsidian breathed a long sigh of relief, extremely satisfied with his own killing power.

Forget it, since I am so powerful, I will help the little master.

At this time, the little baby Lantian twisted his small body slightly, expressing his dissatisfaction with the diaper.

She has reached her limit of endurance with diapers.

Her little hands waved unconsciously, protesting against this uncomfortable state.

On the pink and tender little face, the eyebrows are slightly wrinkled and the little mouth is slightly pouting, which makes her look particularly cute and pitiful.

Her eyes sometimes opened and sometimes closed, hoping that Hei Yao could rescue her from this uncomfortable diaper as soon as possible.

When Hei Yao approached her, her eyes widened instantly, flashing with a hint of anticipation.

"Help me take this nasty diaper away."

Her little head shook slightly, urging Hei Yao to act quickly.

Hei Yao approached Lantian cautiously and tore open the entire package with his mouth.

Suddenly, a peculiar stench of baby feces and urine filled the cave.

The female ghost was very cunning. This time, she flew to the edge of the cave entrance. From time to time, she stretched out her hand to look out from the edge of the cave, her face full of curiosity.

Even the little wolf cub couldn't stand the smell. Not willing to be left behind, it followed Wang Lan and ran nimbly to the cave entrance.

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Just like that, when Hei Yao carefully touched the diaper with his claws, an indescribable pungent smell suddenly hit his face.

The taste is so sour and refreshing that it’s hard to describe!

This was a thick and insoluble foul air that instantly filled the surrounding air.

The sour and fishy odors emanating from the diapers blended together, like the smell of rotting food left in the scorching sun for days. The sour smell carried the pungent, fermented smell of urine, like countless overturned vinegar jars; while the fishy smell, like seafood that had been left out for a long time and had gone bad, emitted a nauseating odor.

The smell was so strong that Hei Yao almost couldn't breathe.

She subconsciously took several steps back, as if avoiding some terrible monster.

She took those few steps back so hastily that she lost her balance and almost fell to the ground.

She backed away, waving her claws desperately, trying to dispel the sickening smell.

The smell was simply too overwhelming, like a surging tide, overwhelming her senses in wave after wave.

The mixture of sour and fishy smells made her stomach churn and she almost vomited.

Her brows were tightly furrowed, her heart filled with helplessness and disgust. It was hard to imagine how the young master could tolerate such a smell for such a long time?

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Lantian, at this moment, was also a little unable to bear the smoke.

The smell was like countless little bugs desperately trying to get into her nasal cavity, making her stomach churn.

Not only did she have baby feces and urine, the smell of which was already pungent and unpleasant, mixed with a unique sour and rotten smell, smelling like the smell of food that had been left for a long time and had gone bad.

Moreover, there were all kinds of impurities that had just been expelled by the air drawn into the body. Those impurities carried a strange turbid smell, making the already bad smell even more unbearable.

This taste is amazing!

It was like a terrible curse, tightly wrapped around her, making her almost nauseous.