Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

Liu Yuanyuan stood quietly at the spacious door of the classroom, some distance away from everyone else.

The lights in the classroom are dim and flickering slightly, telling the vicissitudes of time.

Her figure was stretched out by the light and projected on the ground, appearing a little distorted.

Her hands were clenched tightly, her nails almost digging into her flesh. Her eyes were like poisoned arrows as she stared at Xin Tian viciously. Occasionally, she would stomp her feet on the ground impatiently. The resentment in her heart was constantly urging her to take action.

The breeze outside the window was whistling, making the leaves rustle.

"Jiang Daolan, Jiang Daolan, the ancients said, 'Yu Mo and Dao Lan are both exquisite, don't let them fade away easily.' Your name is truly well chosen. It is like a beacon, guiding you towards a future full of hope and beauty. However, it is also like a warning bell, constantly reminding us to always maintain a high level of vigilance and keen perception, and to conform to the natural laws of all things in the world. I examine your face and see that there are blue veins on the bridge of your nose, and the center of your face is faintly black. This is an ominous sign, and I fear that disaster is imminent!"

Xin Tian narrowed his eyes slightly, and there seemed to be a gleam of light in his narrow eyes. He slowly raised one hand and lightly gestured with his fingers in the air, outlining mysterious patterns in the air.

It's just this seemingly ordinary action and sentence.

However, Jiang Daolan, who had just had a giggling smile on his face, his hands casually in his pockets, and his body swaying casually, now had an expression that changed drastically in an instant, like the surface of a lake swept by a strong wind.

A look of suspicion began to appear in her eyes, which were originally full of smiles. It spread like a tide, and her gaze became complicated, mixed with a sense of half-belief and half-doubt.

She seemed to be bewitched by something, and she raised her hand unconsciously.

The slender fingers gently touched the bridge of his nose, and then rubbed his face with a hint of panic, trying to find some clues from his face.

At this time, Xin Tian frowned slightly, and his eyebrows were like tangled vines.

She gently supported her chin with one hand and stared at Jiang Daolan quietly.

The other hand waved gently in the air, like a traveler groping for a way forward in the fog, trying to find hidden clues in the air.

She looked serious and focused as she continued with her mysterious deduction.

"With Kan above and Kan below, you are yin and soft, not centered, and you are treading on dangerous terrain. Every move you make is dangerous. With danger in front and a pillow behind, the pit deepens, making you unsuitable. You were originally a rare and precious horoscope, with a smooth temple and a strong fire element, a life of peace and prosperity. But now, your temple is bulging and protruding, and the skin is showing a bluish hue. Your natal element is fire, but recently, for some reason? Where have you been? You have encountered a torrent of lustful water that has almost completely suppressed your natal fire. Water can conquer fire, but too much fire dries up the water; but your natal fire is no longer strong. Weakness encountering water will inevitably extinguish it."

Jiang Daolan listened to these words, and her cherry lips opened and closed in surprise. She wanted to say something, but she was so shocked that she could hardly speak.

The good upbringing she had developed since childhood was like an invisible rein, restraining her impulsive emotions and forcing her to be patient and listen to what Xin Tian said.

"Fire governs courtesy. You are impatient, yet respectful. You are humble and respectful, yet simple and impetuous. However, the decline of Fire makes you speak nonsense, your mind is always restless, and you start things but never finish them. Lately, have you been feeling like a different person?"

As these words came out of Xin Tian's mouth, Jiang Daolan's expression changed several times like a color palette.

Her body seemed to be a little weak, and her helpless eyes looked at Xin Tian weakly, as if waiting for him to give an answer to save herself.

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At this time, Liu Yuanyuan, who had been standing aside and listening quietly, could no longer suppress the impulse in her heart.

There was a glint of gloating in her eyes, like a wild beast that had been lying dormant for a long time and finally waited for its prey to show a flaw.

Finally, she felt that the perfect opportunity she had been waiting for had arrived.

The opportunity to satirize Xin Tian to her heart's content fell into her hands like a ripe fruit.

She couldn't wait to open her thin lips, her words full of contempt and ridicule.

"Xin Tian, ​​we're all just classmates. Don't try to scare people here and keep making alarmist statements. You're studying astronomy, and a freshman in the astronomy department. How can you so brazenly and baselessly promote these feudal superstitions? Don't you think your actions are tarnishing the discipline of astronomy? I also heard that someone like you even joined Professor Tu's research project team. Don't you think what you're doing is tarnishing Professor Tu's reputation?"

At this time, there were still many boys around who had not left.

Liu Yuanyuan was born with beautiful eyebrows and delicate features, which were carefully carved.

Her big watery eyes can captivate people with just a blink; her cherry lips can be full of endless charm with a slight purse.

What she is best at is using her beauty and sweet words to bewitch others.

Because of this, many boys think that Liu Yuanyuan is kind and friendly. Her elegant ladylike temperament is like a spring breeze, gently touching everyone's heartstrings and making a large number of boys fall in love with her.

Seeing Liu Yuanyuan start to make trouble, some boys immediately stood up and cheered for their goddess.

"It's already this day and age, and there are still people who believe in superstition like fortune-telling? And, surprisingly, they're from our Tian system. I heard that you're even called a charlatan. So, I want to ask, what kind of charlatan is it who tells people's fortunes without any basis or reason?"

Since the start of school, Xin Tian's life seems to be running on a set track.

The dormitory, classroom, and library were like her three fixed coordinates. She kept moving back and forth between these three points and had almost no in-depth interactions with other classmates.

In front of those unfamiliar people, she always looks serious and unsmiling. Obviously, she is not as eager as Liu Yuanyuan to fit in with the people around her, so her popularity is naturally not as good as Liu Yuanyuan's.

Many boys didn't even know who Xin Tian was, but most had seen her from afar. She was the top freshman this year and had even given a speech as a student representative.

Last time, Wu Wen’s post caused a lot of uproar in the school, and in the end, both Liu Yuanyuan and Wu Wen were punished by the school.

However, Liu Yuanyuan hinted from time to time in front of everyone that Xin Tian was relying on the power of his family to suppress others.

So, even though the incident has passed, her followers still believe the content of the post, believe the nonsense in the post, and think that Xin Tian is a guy who bullies others by relying on his family background.