Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

When Lantian woke up again, she slowly opened her eyes and found herself lying alone in a quiet and deep forest.

Surrounding it are tall and dense trees, whose thick trunks are like the bodies of giants, stretching straight towards the sky.

The sunlight struggled to penetrate the layers of branches and leaves, casting fine shadows like pieces of golden fragments.

The ground was covered with thick fallen leaves, some of which were already yellow, while others still had a hint of green, emitting a damp and rotten smell.

The unknown wild flowers in the grass sway gently in the breeze, their petals delicate and bright, red, purple, yellow, colorful, like a gorgeous painting.

Occasionally a few butterflies fly by, their wings sparkling charmingly in the sunlight.

On the branches, several birds are singing happily, their voices are clear and pleasant, telling the secrets of the mountains and forests.

Not far away, a clear stream was gurgling, and the water hit the rocks, making a crisp sound.

Moss covers the streamside, like a green velvet carpet.

A gentle and charming female ghost floated above her body like light smoke, drifting lightly in the shade of the trees in the woods, turning back and forth from time to time. Her beautiful but slightly pale face was full of anxiety, and her eyes were staring at her closely.

The ghost girl said anxiously:

"Master Little Baby, Master Little Baby, please wake up. It's not appropriate to stay here for long."

Lantian looked bewildered, blinking at the ghost girl, and asked in a childish voice:

"Wang Lan, where is this? How did I get here?"

The ghost girl replied distressedly:

"This is a mountain forest, fraught with danger. I want to help you, but I can't. Ma Changgui and Ye Hong, those two wicked fellows, actually abandoned a little baby like you deep in the mountains. I'm so worried, I don't know what to do."

Obviously, Wang Lan wanted to wake her up.

But she really had no choice.

Lantian couldn't help but wail in his heart.

Ma Changgui and Ye Hong, these two black-hearted guys, they are indeed not worthy of being human beings!

They were so cruel as to abandon such a young baby in this forest.

This is clearly asking her to fend for herself!

It seems that the original owner of this body's parents were too slow in their work efficiency and pace. Three days have passed, but they still haven't found this place.

The female ghost said to Lantian with a serious face:

"Master Little Infant, we shouldn't stay here for long. This forest may appear peaceful, but it's actually filled with dangers. Night is approaching, and the darkness conceals many dangers. Ferocious beasts will roam in search of food. Furthermore, I sense an evil aura lurking in this forest, and an unknown, terrifying force lurks in the shadows. Even a ghost like me can feel a deep sense of unease, let alone your tiny body. How can you withstand such unknown dangers?"

After hearing the ghost girl's words, Lantian frowned tightly and wailed in his heart.

Why is it that every time I want to lie down, I always have to struggle to survive?

She bit her lip and then struggled to get up from the ground.

But her body is just that of a baby that is less than a month old!

Although her movements were very clumsy and her small body was wobbling, she couldn't stand up at all.

Lantian sighed and thought, it seems that he can only try to crawl.

The female ghost sighed helplessly, with a hint of apology and helplessness in her tone.

"Master Little Baby, I really want to help you, but I'm just a ghost, without a physical body. I can't really help you. You're on your own. However, I can give you some advice. You need to stay calm and don't panic. Then, you can try to go to higher ground. I feel the air there is relatively fresh, so there shouldn't be any danger. See if you can find a relatively safe place. Maybe there will be a way out or other clues there."

Lantian nodded, and his little head shook slightly, preparing to try to crawl.

She thought angrily in her heart:

"Hmph, the original owner's parents are so unreliable! I've been sending them the baby's information for so many days, and they still haven't found me. Their abilities are so poor! So many days have passed, and there's not even a trace of me. Don't they worry about my life or death at all? This Ma Changgui and that black-hearted human trafficker Ye Hong are so cruel. They actually left a helpless baby like me in this desolate wilderness. They clearly want to kill me! Don't they have any conscience? What did I do wrong to deserve such treatment?"

Her heart was now filled with endless wails, like surging waves surging within her.

"You idiot, come out here!"

Lantian still shouted at her system.

Unfortunately, at this moment, Tongzi knew that he was in the wrong, so he kept silent and pretended to be dead!

Lantian couldn't help but get even more angry.

"You cocky bastard, you idiot! Look at the situation now. Aren't we in a hopeless situation? You say, in this deep forest, full of dangers, you can't even provide me with a powerful cheat. Just tell me, how can a weak and helpless baby like me survive? Are you just going to watch me die? Just tell me, is this mission going to fail again? You can't even provide me with a single cheat?"

The arrogant Ergou continued to pretend to be dead.

"No, I can't count on them to save me. If I want to survive, I have to rely on myself!"

Lantian bit his lip, clenched his small fists tightly, made up his mind secretly, and his eyes revealed determination and indomitable spirit.

"Well, you cocky bastard, you're such an incompetent system. How could I bind myself to such an incompetent system? You still have the nerve to call yourself a system when you can't actually provide anything? In critical moments, I have to rely on myself. But, can you at least give me an adult body? How can you let a baby less than a month old survive?"

The cocky Ergou has already mastered the art of playing dead.

No matter what Lantian said to him, if he couldn't solve the problem, he would definitely pretend to be dead.

Lantian sighed deeply.

"I cling to the green mountains tightly, never letting go. I'm deeply rooted in the cracks of the rocks. Despite countless blows, my body remains strong, no matter how strong the wind blows. No matter how difficult it is, I will find a way to survive. I just don't believe that I, Lantian, a gold medal time traveler, can't overcome this harsh environment!"

In Lantian's mind, various dramas are performed one after another, filled with the emotions of various characters.

At this moment, a sharp and deep wolf howl, like thunder, came clearly from not far away.

"Ouch, ouch..."

The wolf's howl broke through the silence of the forest, filled with endless despair and sorrow. The sound was so miserable that it seemed to carry a thousand years of resentment and had the power to penetrate the human soul.

When people listen to it, they can't help but feel a wave of sadness in their hearts. The sad emotion spreads like a tide, and even their eyes become moist and tears fall.

Hearing this voice, Lantian's eyes suddenly lit up, and a burst of joy in his heart instantly bloomed like fireworks:

"Haha, there's always a way out! It's better to rely on yourself than on others, even babies are no exception! I was just dozing off when a pillow was handed to me. Maybe this is a chance for me to survive! Maybe this is the ray of hope fate has given me. As long as I can grasp it, I will definitely be able to change my current predicament."

She used her remaining spiritual power to carefully and slowly move it through the meridians of her entire body.

"Yeah, that's good. The baby's body has basically recovered while I was sleeping."

Lantian felt a little relieved, as if he saw a ray of light in the darkness.

Lantian released her spiritual sense. Her powerful spiritual sense was like an invisible tentacle, gently but firmly covering everything around her, carefully exploring everything.

Not far away, a female wolf was in her cave, constantly lowering her head, gently and anxiously licking a little wolf lying on the ground.

The female wolf is tall and agile, covered with a layer of shiny black fur, like black satin, reflecting a mysterious glow in the faint light.

The lines of her back are smooth and powerful, and her broad spine shows her strong muscular strength.

The she-wolf's limbs are thick and strong, her leg muscles are taut, and her sharp claws extend slightly from her furry paws, as if ready to deal with potential threats at any time.

Her tail is thick and long, like a powerful whip, and the hair at the tip of the tail is fluffy and soft.

The female wolf has a broad head, a high forehead, and two upright and sharp ears, always listening to the movements around her.

Her eyes were like two deep black gemstones, with tears faintly visible in her dark eyes, and her sad expression was moving.

The mouth was wide and powerful, and the sharp teeth flashed a chilling light when slightly opened.

Lantian's spiritual sense had just looked over when the female wolf turned her head extremely vigilantly, and her pair of wolf eyes full of vigilance looked sharply in the direction of Lantian.

In the wolf demon's sea of ​​consciousness, Lantian slowly revealed his figure.

The she-wolf's transparent figure was full of vigilance, her eyes wide open, almost popping out of their sockets, as she stared at her warily. Her limbs were tense, her muscles defined, and her hair stood upright like steel needles. A low, threatening growl emanated from her throat:

"Let's talk, okay?"

Lantian stretched lazily, and the sound was pleasant to the ears, like a clear spring flowing in the mountains, directly pouring into the wolf demon's sea of ​​consciousness.

The she-wolf's eyes were full of vigilance. She glared at her fiercely, then yelled in a voice filled with anger and suspicion:

"Hey! Who the hell are you? Don't play dumb with me! Did you sneakily take my other child away? If you don't tell the truth, don't blame me for being rude! I'm telling you, my child is the apple of my eye. If even a hair of him is missing, I'll never forgive you! I've been searching for him so anxiously all day, and you suddenly show up here. I think you're very suspicious! Tell me, did you do it?"

As he spoke, he took a big step forward, baring his teeth. His sharp teeth flashed a chilling cold light in the dim light of his sea of ​​consciousness. There was even a trace of white foam at the corner of his mouth, and his aura became increasingly ferocious.

"Hey, Sister Wolf, please don't get excited."

Lantian was not in a hurry. He waved his hands gently and explained with an innocent look on his face.

"Look at my tiny arms and legs. I'm just a newborn baby, barely able to walk steadily. How could I possibly have the ability to steal your wolf cub? Think about it, does this make sense?"

She blinked her crystal-clear eyes, her eyes revealing sincerity, and cautiously took a small step back.

The she-wolf looked Lantian up and down carefully with her suspicious eyes, then frowned and said doubtfully:

"Hmph, it does look like an ordinary baby. But here comes the question, why do you have such a powerful spiritual sense? This is really strange! I have lived for so long and have seen many babies, but this is the first time I have seen someone with such a powerful spiritual sense like you! I am puzzled, what's the matter with you? Is there some special opportunity? Or are you born different? Oh my, you are almost confusing my brain! Explain it to me quickly, don't play dumb with me!"