Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

Lantian had been quietly following Cangzhi and the other two. She was silent and, with her invisibility technique, she disappeared without a trace.

Seeing that Cang Zhi and the other two were no match for Colonel Yamada and his men, she didn't want the two sides to collude and become a coalition.

Seeing that Colonel Yamada was about to torture Sozhi and the others, she had an idea. Sozhi and the other two were spies and must have undergone anti-interrogation training. However, Lantian didn't want to take any risks. Besides, if the three of them were intact, they would be able to find the next biochemical laboratory as quickly as possible.

Now, although this laboratory has been found, she cannot start immediately. She needs to wait until all the biochemical laboratories are found before she can start solving the problem together.

Lantian moved casually, made several hand gestures, and performed his tricks in the dark to create this chaos.

She used her special abilities to interfere with the laboratory's power system and created all kinds of strange noises around, causing Colonel Yamada and others to panic.

Taking advantage of the chaos, Lantian quietly approached Cangzhi and the other two and quietly untied them.

None of the three people thought about why the ropes that bound them would fall off by themselves?

They really wanted to squat down and study it carefully. However, now, they had to escape for their lives and could not care about other things for the time being.

They had no time to think and immediately ran towards the exit of the laboratory.

Colonel Yamada discovered it immediately.

He shouted angrily: "Chase them, don't let them get away!"

But his men paid no attention to his words. Originally, this group had been assembled temporarily, and all of them were fervent militants. However, with such an extreme idea of ​​destroying a country, there was no strict hierarchy at all.

The shaking in the lab frightened them. The lights kept flickering, making them think there was an earthquake.

The strong vibration made it impossible for them to stand up. These people were unable to take care of themselves in the chaos and were unable to organize an effective pursuit.

Cang Zhi and the other two took the opportunity to escape from the laboratory and ran all the way until they were sure that no one was catching up with them.

Cang Zhi leaned against a big tree, breathing heavily, sweat flowing down his cheeks and dripping onto the ground beneath his feet.

His eyes showed both relief at escaping and confusion about the mysterious incident that had just occurred.

"What happened just now? Why did the rope come undone? Why did those people suddenly become chaotic?"

He couldn't help but ask, his voice still trembling with fear.

Ju Yelang shook his head, looking confused.

"I don't know. I don't think they tied up the ropes. But I didn't see anyone coming."

His hands were still shaking slightly, and it was obvious that the fierce fight and thrilling escape just now had not yet completely calmed his emotions.

Jiro-kun looked around warily.

"Anyway, let's get out of here first and find a safe place to discuss what to do next."

He lowered his voice, fearing that some danger lurking in the shadows might hear him.

They were breathing heavily, their hearts full of confusion, not knowing what had just happened.

Don’t these people know how to kidnap people?

Or did they see it wrong, and the rope really wasn't tied properly, and it loosened by itself?

Cang Zhi looked at Yao looking at the cave entrance of the laboratory, and a faint light flashed in his eyes.

He had finally found a hidden biochemical laboratory, but was forced to give up like this.

This made him feel very unwilling.

The three of them didn't dare to stay any longer, so they immediately got up and walked towards the depths of the forest.

They walked hurriedly, looking back from time to time, fearing that someone would catch up with them from behind.

Cang Zhi looked back from time to time.

It took them a lot of effort to find this laboratory.

However, the three of them were no match for that group of people.

There are many of them, and each of them is very skilled.

Can't beat it!

At this moment, two other biochemical laboratories whose information he had seen in the top-secret documents emerged in his mind.

Forget it, a wise man never suffers a loss in front of him. If he can’t win, he can only run away.

Fortunately, he still has two laboratories.

……

At this time, behind them, Lantian was hiding in the corner. The cold blue light of the laboratory cast a shadow in Lantian's eyes, and the knuckles of her clenched fingers turned white.

Thinking of the harmful bacteria and viruses in the laboratory, she couldn't help but grip the table hard with her hands, and the metal edge left a deep red mark on her palms.

After scanning with her spiritual sense, she saw three people fleeing rapidly towards the outside of the cave, and she immediately withdrew her spiritual sense.

The smell of corruption wafting from the ventilation duct made her throat tighten. Lan Tian scanned the laboratory with his spiritual sense and found that some of the hidden biochemical cabins deep inside the laboratory were oozing scarlet mucus, which was winding into strange totems on the alloy floor.

"The host's pupils are shrinking at a rate of 0.3 millimeters per second."

The arrogant Ergou noticed Lantian's mood change and jumped out suddenly.

His voice was like an electric mist, sizzling near her temple.

"Host, I suggest you prioritize petri dish number three in the southeast corner. The Streptococcus inside has completed the first..."

"Shut up!"

Lantian suddenly clenched the corner of the table next to her, and the sharp angle of the table suddenly pierced into her palm. The dull pain in her palm made her sober up a little.

Her spiritual sense once again penetrated the thick walls of the laboratory and stared fiercely at the scarlet bacterial plaques surging in the culture chamber in the deepest part of the laboratory.

The plaque seemed to have life, constantly twisting and expanding, emitting an invisible sense of oppression, making Lantian's breathing become rapid.

She suddenly remembered the Yunnan wild mushroom hot pot ingredients she had just stocked up on last week - those matsutake mushrooms and chicken mushrooms were now lying quietly in a sandalwood food box where time had stopped.

If... If... There is only a thin space barrier separating me from these wriggling deadly microorganisms.

A picture involuntarily appeared in Lantian's eyes.

In the time-still area, on one side are neatly arranged sandalwood food boxes with their lids half-open, revealing the tender and plump matsutake mushrooms and the chicken mushrooms with a unique fragrance, which still carry the freshness and moisture of the mountains and forests.

On the other side, in the separated area, the scarlet bacteria in the culture chamber grew wildly, constantly hitting the transparent container wall, trying to break free and devour everything around it.

She could almost smell the delicious aroma of the wild mushroom hotpot ingredients, and her tongue seemed to be able to feel the smoothness of the matsutake and the mellowness of the chicken mushroom.

But this wonderful taste imagination was instantly replaced by the disgusting smell of bacterial plaque.

The smell emitted by the bacterial plaque was like a mixture of rotten meat and chemicals, pungent and chilling.

Lantian's heart felt like it was being pulled by countless ropes, painful and entangled.

She subconsciously clenched her hands tightly again, her knuckles turning white from the force.

Her eyes were full of struggle. Sometimes she looked towards the laboratory, her eyes full of worry and fear; sometimes she seemed to penetrate the space and look at the delicious food in the area where time stood still, her eyes full of reluctance and attachment.

She kept asking herself in her heart:

Do we really want to let this wonderful delicacy and the horrific biohazard coexist in the same space?

Even if they are just separated, it is a blasphemy to the food.

But if we don’t do this, how should we dispose of these dangerous biological and chemical substances?

She couldn't even imagine the consequences of direct destruction.

But letting them stay here is like burying a bomb that may explode at any time.

Various images kept appearing in her mind.

The sight of people struggling in agony due to the virus's release, hospitals overflowing with people, their cries of despair echoing in every corner. Worse still, these people have become zombies, wandering everywhere, and the entire human society is facing a life-or-death situation.

On the other hand, when he opened the sandalwood food box, he saw that the wild mushroom hot pot ingredients inside were contaminated by the virus, becoming black and rotten, and no longer as fresh as before.

Lantian's breathing became rapid, and her forehead was covered with sweat, which slowly slid down her cheeks.

This was because the arrogant Ergou had just used his points to redeem an upgrade for his phantom ability. He could transform into any form at any time. He was somewhat puzzled by Lantian's dilemma. However, he conjured a translucent Shiba Inu phantom at the right time, flew out of Lantian's sea of ​​consciousness, and swept its tail across the back of her trembling hand.

"Host, these separated areas are actually independent of each other. It is absolutely impossible for them to be mixed together, unless you, the host, want to mix them."

While Er Gou was completely satisfied that he could leave Lan Tian's sea of ​​consciousness and appear in the real world, he was also very confused by Lan Tian's dilemma.

"Shut up." Lan Tian fiercely shouted in his sea of ​​consciousness, "What do you know? Oh, you're just a pure foodie. How can you understand the appreciation of a high-end gourmet?"

The arrogant Ergou suddenly shut up.

He was aggrieved.

"Isn't it just that he's low? Hey, I thought he didn't understand."

Lantian muttered softly in his mind, with a hint of annoyance in his tone.

"Humph, he must have a way. He just deliberately didn't tell me, the host, just to make me anxious."

Lantian was very angry.

Suddenly she was startled and instantly realized that her consciousness was connected with Ergou, and she could hear the other person's thoughts clearly.

"It's over."

She quickly closed her mouth, her eyes widened, and her face was full of “(⊙x⊙；)”.

Lantian felt extremely regretful when he thought about the careless words he had just said because he was thinking about the delicious food.

"Oh, it's all my fault for being too impatient."

While blaming herself, she kept rubbing her hands together, thinking about how to coax this "stingy" Ergou.

"Ergou,"

Lantian spoke softly in her consciousness, her voice so sweet that it seemed as if honey was dripping out.

"It was my fault just now. I was blinded by greed and said the wrong thing in the heat of the moment. Please don't take it to heart. You're so smart, you must know I didn't mean it."

Seeing that Ergou didn't say anything, Lantian looked at the shadow in front of him. Ergou looked like a proud little Shiba Inu, with his tail wagging to the sky.

Lantian gritted his teeth and continued to speak to Ergou in his sea of ​​consciousness:

"You're my most capable assistant. Without you, I don't know what I'd do. All the ideas you've come up with before have been brilliant and clever, and this time will be no exception. If you're willing to help me, I'll give you double the points once the job is done, and I'll also find you some rare energy sources to replenish your energy. Is that okay?"

Lantian did not double the 1,000 points.

But, there was still no echo.

There was silence.

Lan Tian was just about to dismiss Ergou in his sea of ​​consciousness as being too stingy. He had just said one word to him, so why did he have to coax him for so long?

“In fact, the stationary area can be divided into a food area and a dangerous goods area…”

Suddenly, Ergou spoke.

Before she could finish her words, Lantian suddenly grabbed the virtual dog's ears, her nails digging deep into the fur of the data stream. She looked anxious, as if she would tear his Shiba Inu image apart if Ergou didn't give her the answer immediately.

"Do you know how long it took me to collect the secret sauces of the eight major cuisines? Last time you stole Dongpo pork, I still haven't..."

Lantian wanted to speak out.

After she finished speaking, her brows furrowed together.

"Hey, why don't I remember collecting enough secret sauces for the eight major cuisines? Could it be that I collected all these delicacies myself? This is too difficult? But why don't I remember anything at all?"

Lantian's thoughts had just emerged when the eager words of the arrogant Ergou exploded in her sea of ​​consciousness.

“This time, they will definitely be opened separately!”

The Shiba Inu turned into stardust and reassembled on her shoulder, instantly attracting Lantian's full attention.

"The Siberian permafrost is twelve astronomical units away from Yuntui Mooncake!"

Seeing that Lantian was still pursing his pale lips, he suddenly lowered his voice.

"With just a thousand points, not double the amount, I can create a perfect vacuum within the folds of space, freezing even molecular motion..."

Lantian's eyelashes cast shadows under her eyes like butterfly wings.

She thought of the most authentic sweet osmanthus taro from S State that she had collected with great difficulty. It was now kept in the most perfect crystallized state in a celadon jar in the still area.

And deep in the laboratory, the culture chamber seemed to explode.

Spider-web-like cracks and red mycelium are extending their tentacles along the cracks.

"exchange."

With a flash of strange light, the time-still area in Lantian space began to change.

The originally complete area gradually split into two, and a new independent space appeared in the distant corner.

It's dimly lit here, filled with a mysterious atmosphere, completely different from the area where the food is stored.

"Okay, host, it's done!" said the arrogant Ergou proudly.

These harmful bacteria that have already leaked out must be dealt with immediately.

When the space crack swallowed the last biochemical cabin, Lantian felt as if she vaguely saw a mycelium-like shadow quietly crawling over her treasured Buddha Jumps Over the Wall pottery jar.

Lantian looked at the newly appeared area. Although he was still a little reluctant, he knew that this was the best way at the moment.

She took a deep breath and secretly made up her mind to deal with these biochemical laboratories properly as soon as possible and never let them become hidden dangers that endanger the world.

Besides, this is also my own merit!

Delicious food, it’s okay, it’s not a million miles away from you!

Desser Ergou had said that all these biochemical laboratories were sealed in the folds of space! Although she couldn't directly put the entire biochemical laboratory into it now, she would definitely take away these viruses and bacteria that were about to be sealed away.

That is, her food...

Not afraid.

Not disgusting.