Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

After the house was built, Lantian lived a low-key life. She was thankful that she had arrived just in time, as the busy farm work had already ended. Her house was also completed before winter. Now, she occasionally used her spiritual sense to secretly observe the movements of Xia Jun, Song Xiang, and Liu Min, but most of the time she quietly hid in her house, spending the winter.

She had actually traveled through the previous world three times, which was quite exhausting. Because of the spiritual energy, she never dared to relax. Although Zhao Chansheng's combat power was not too strong, under Moana's operation and with the help of luck, he could not be underestimated.

The original owner's body wasn't particularly suitable for cultivation. She had already let Desser Ergou take a look.

After she left, Xin Tian entered her body directly. She inherited all her parents' property and lived an ordinary and peaceful life as she wished.

Xin Tian never remarried, managing the Xin family company and driving out those who coveted the company's influence and others. Five years later, she adopted an orphan, raised her, and made her the heir of the Xin family name and the company. She then walked away, traveling the world on her own.

Most importantly, the world has returned to peace. All social order and rules have returned to normal, people are living in peace, and there are no longer any forces beyond the control of the world.

Lantian could even sense the heavenly laws of that world, which rewarded her with a wealth of moral golden light. Her consciousness became even stronger and more transparent. When she entered this world, she could even nourish the body she entered. She no longer needed the golden finger to transform her body.

Therefore, now, Lantian doesn't want to go out for the time being.

Anyway, everyone is hibernating right now.

She decided to take a good rest in this world first. However, she felt a little bored after staying in the house for so long. Her space had just been upgraded, so there wasn't much food stored there. She felt that her taste buds were a little bland. Since she was living on her own now, Lantian decided to make all kinds of delicious food herself.

She first pulled a bag of freshly ground flour from a corner and poured it into a clay basin. Then, she drew a stream of clear water from the void into the basin and began to stir it with her expert hands. As she kneaded the flour, it gradually became a smooth dough.

Lantian put the dough on the chopping board and gently rolled it out with a rolling pin. His movements were light and rhythmic. After a while, a pancake of even thickness was formed.

She cut the dough into noodles of the right width and length. Then, she heated water in a pot. Once it boiled, she added the noodles. They tumbled in the water like dancing elves.

Lantian took a few dried mushrooms and a handful of green vegetables from the shelf nearby, washed them and put them into the pot, then added some salt, sesame oil and homemade sauce.

Soon, a bowl of fragrant mushroom and vegetable noodles came out of the pot. The steaming hot noodles exuded an alluring aroma, and the rich flavor of mushrooms and the freshness of vegetables blended perfectly. Paired with a poached egg, it was simply amazing.

Haha, her craftsmanship hasn't deteriorated yet.

This idea suddenly popped up in Lantian's mind.

She was a little dazed?

what?

Could it be that she was a good cook in the past?

"Host, host, the smell of your noodles makes me drool. I want to eat them too."

"Hey, you want to eat? Wait until you evolve your body!" Lantian replied to Desser Dog sarcastically in his mind. At this moment, the thought that just came to his mind was suddenly interrupted by Desser Dog's words.

She smelled the aroma of the noodles and couldn't help but take them out and eat them with relish.

Really delicious.

After finishing a bowl of noodles, she had just taken the remaining bowls of noodles into her space. She discovered that after the upgrade of space fusion, her space could lock in the freshness of food, keeping the food still and maintaining the state of being taken into the space.

Lantian felt that she really liked this feature brought by the space upgrade. This meant that in the future, she could lock up many of the delicious foods she made in her own space.

Lantian did not stop, she started preparing snacks.

She took out some red dates, walnuts and red beans, crushed them, mixed them together, added some honey and glutinous rice flour, stirred them evenly, and then rolled the filling into small balls.

These seasonings were all bought from the black market. They had been stored in her space. Now, she took them out and prepared to make a variety of delicious dishes.

She wrapped the filling with pre-kneaded dough, pinched the opening tightly, pressed out exquisite patterns with a mold, and put it into the steamer.

As the steam rises from the steamer, the aroma of the dim sum gradually spreads.

The sweet aroma carries the richness of red dates, the mellowness of walnuts and the density of red beans.

Lantian closed all the doors and kitchen doors, as well as all the doors and windows of his house, tightly to prevent the fragrance from escaping.

At this moment, she did not sit at the table to eat alone. While doing it, she took a few pieces and put them into her mouth.

Well, it's so comfortable.

It's been almost a month since she moved to Liujia Village. Before moving, she'd been eating and living with the educated youth every day, and her taste for food was almost bland. Fortunately, thanks to Xia Jun and Song Xia's help, her housing problem was solved. It was perfect. Now, she could eat whatever she wanted without worrying about anyone else!

Besides, according to the story that Desser Ergou had given her, Ma Pingyuan would be exiled to Liujia Village shortly after next spring. He would live in a cowshed, not too far from her current house. It would be very convenient to take care of him then.

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Lantian thought about making her signature braised pork. She'd eaten too much pastry and was feeling greasy. She wanted something salty.

She took out a piece of fat and lean pork from the storage space and cut it into even-sized cubes.

First, blanch the pork chunks in water to remove blood and impurities, then remove and drain.

Next, pour some oil into the hot pan, add ginger slices, scallions and star anise and stir-fry until fragrant, then add pork cubes and stir-fry.

When the surface of the pork pieces turned slightly golden, she poured in appropriate amounts of soy sauce, cooking wine and rock sugar and stir-fried them until they were colored.

Then, add water to cover the pork cubes, cover the pot, and simmer over low heat.

During the stewing process, Lantian occasionally opened the lid of the pot and stirred it to ensure that each piece of pork was evenly heated. As time went by, the soup in the pot gradually became thicker, and the braised pork became bright red, soft and delicious.

The rich aroma of meat filled the whole house, making people salivate.

Fortunately, she had locked all the doors and windows tightly and lived far away from other houses in the village, so no one noticed.

Finally, Lantian prepared a refreshing salad. She pulled out some fresh vegetables from her space: lettuce, cucumber, and carrots. She washed them, shredded them, and placed them in a bowl. She added minced garlic, vinegar, salt, sugar, and a little chili oil, and mixed them thoroughly.

This cold dish is colorful and refreshing, and it goes perfectly with braised pork.

Lantian sat at the table, looking at the delicious food he had made with his own hands, a satisfied smile appeared on his face.

She savored each dish carefully, enjoying this rare tranquility and pleasure.

However, she always felt like she had forgotten something. Thinking it wasn't anything important, Lantian put it aside and concentrated on enjoying her meal.

The next day, the sun shone through the thin clouds onto the earth. Although it was winter, it had not snowed yet and the weather was still good.

Lantian stayed in the house for a long time and felt that all the energy in his body was surging and waiting to be released.

An idea struck her, and she decided to take advantage of the rare good weather and head for the mountains. She thought maybe she could find something unexpected, like a wild boar, which would improve her life. Although she had already bought a lot of things on the black market last time, these days, material things were scarce. Since she had no inventory, if she could find something in the mountains, it would at least improve her life.

Although there wasn't much to see in the winter, Lantian thought about it and realized that there might be wild boars in the mountains in winter. She decided to try her luck again. Last time, she sold that wild boar for a full three hundred yuan.

Lantian walked briskly towards the mountains and forests.

She saw no one along the way. Although the scenery among the mountains and forests was a little bleak, it still had a unique charm.

The withered yellow leaves form a thick layer under your feet, making a rustling sound when you step on them, which is a unique melody played by the mountains and forests.

After entering the mountains, Lantian used his spiritual sense to vigilantly sense the movements around him, while paying attention to the products in the mountains and forests.

Not far away, she found a patch of wild yams on a sunny hillside.

The wild yam vines meander and climb on the surrounding trees and rocks. Although their leaves have turned a little yellow, their tenacious vitality can still be seen.

Lantian was delighted. She carefully pushed aside fallen leaves and weeds and began digging along the yam vines. The soil was a bit hard, but Lantian was skilled, and soon, she had unearthed one thick wild yam after another. The wild yam had a rough skin and carried the fragrance of the earth. It was a rare and nourishing ingredient.

She transplanted a lot of them into her space.

After harvesting the wild yam, Lantian continued to explore deeper into the mountains and forests.

At the edge of a bamboo forest, she found traces of winter bamboo shoots again.

The slightly raised mounds and cracks on the ground are the hidden signs of winter bamboo shoots.

Lantian squatted down, observed carefully, and then gently dug the soil with a hoe.

A fresh and tender winter bamboo shoot was revealed, its bamboo shoot skin tightly wrapped, light yellow in color, and exuding a fresh bamboo fragrance.

Lantian carefully dug out the winter bamboo shoots and placed them in the bamboo basket she carried with her. She also threw a lot of them into her space, letting them grow wildly.

At this time, Lantian's spiritual sense finally captured the breath of a group of wild boars in a valley not far away.

A glimmer of excitement flashed in Lantian's eyes. She approached cautiously and took out a bow and arrow from her space, which could be used to shoot the wild boar from a distance.

She drew her bow and arrow, ready for battle.

When she sneaked to a suitable distance, the herd of wild boars appeared in her sight.

They are huge in size, covered with rough and hard black hair, and two long fangs protrude from the corners of their mouths, flashing a cold light in the sunlight.

The wild boars were concentrating on digging for food on the ground, completely unaware of the approaching danger.

Lantian took a deep breath and his eyes became extremely sharp.

She aimed at the largest and strongest wild boar among them, which was the leader of the group.

As she loosened her grip slightly, the sharp arrow pierced the air like lightning and shot straight towards the wild boar leader.

With a "whoosh", the sharp arrow accurately hit the wild boar leader's neck. It fell to the ground with a bang before it even had time to roar.

However, this arrow also alarmed the rest of the wild boars.

In an instant, the herd of pigs began to flee in panic, making angry grunts. Several larger wild boars instantly changed direction and rushed towards Lantian, their hooves raising large amounts of dust and rushing towards them with great momentum.

Lantian was not in a hurry. She was agile and dodged to the side like a ghost, easily avoiding the charge of the wild boar.

She quickly pulled out the second arrow from behind, drew the bow and string, and shot again in one go.

The arrow flew past the ear of a wild boar and pierced deeply into the side of another wild boar behind it. The wild boar felt pain, let out a shrill howl, and began to spin in place.

At this time, two more wild boars came from both sides and tried to attack Lantian with their fangs.

Lantian tapped the ground with his toes, jumped high, and flipped in the air. Not only did he avoid the attack, he also adjusted his posture in the air and fired two arrows in a row.

One arrow hit the wild boar's eye on the left, and the wild boar rolled on the ground in pain; the other arrow hit the wild boar's hind leg on the right, making it lose the ability to run and could only struggle with a limp.

The remaining wild boars seemed to be intimidated by Lantian's bravery, but they still refused to give up. They wandered not far away, making low roars, as if looking for an opportunity to attack again.

Lantian took the opportunity to take out a dagger from the storage space, held it tightly in his hand, and then rushed towards the pig herd.

She was extremely fast and could move freely among the wild boars.

Sometimes she used a dagger to accurately stab the wild boar's vitals, and sometimes she used her fists and feet to repel the approaching wild boar.

A wild boar suddenly pounced towards her. Lantian dodged sideways, then used a dagger to cut open its belly. The wild boar's blood splattered on the ground and it fell down with a bang.

Under Lantian's fierce attack, five or six wild boars quickly fell. The remaining wild boars soon realized something was wrong. They stopped attacking and began to retreat. Soon, the herd of wild boars ran away and disappeared.

Everything is calm.

Lantian stood in the middle of the devastated battlefield, looked at the wild boars lying on the ground, and nodded with satisfaction.

She walked forward and checked the condition of each wild boar, making sure they had lost their ability to resist. Then, Lantian put them one by one into her storage space.

As Lantian prepared to return, she realized she had already entered the deep mountains. Half the day had passed, and the sky was gradually darkening. Deciding to speed up, she picked up her concealed backpack from the ground and hurried back.

Suddenly, a cry for help came from the front, intermittent and reached Lantian's ears.