Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

Poor her, a new ghost, she can’t carry anything on her shoulders or lift anything with her hands.

She had to hide behind her necklace pendant, and she couldn't even get close to Ye Hong and take revenge on her.

How can she protect that girl?

The female ghost thought about this question over and over in her mind, but she could not find the answer.

She felt she was stuck in a dilemma and didn't know how to get out?

Lantian watched Wang Lan retreat, and her eyes revealed a hint of disappointment and helplessness.

She frowned slightly, and her small eyebrows were like two crescent moons, carrying endless thoughts.

At this moment, a light bulb went off in my head and a wonderful idea came to my mind.

"Show off Ergou, where's the little iron ball?"

Lantian's voice was clear and firm, with an unquestionable tone.

She didn't know why, but a small shiny iron ball suddenly flashed in her mind. After bouncing a few times in the air, the small iron ball suddenly transformed into the appearance of a mecha warrior.

She somehow knew that Deser Dog had this little iron ball.

This wonderful cognition is an instinct, making her full of anticipation for this little iron ball.

The cocky Ergou trembled a few times, hesitating about something.

In the end, he still couldn't withstand Lantian's high pressure and released a small iron ball into the air.

The small iron ball suddenly appeared in the air, and the round sphere emitted a mysterious light.

It bounced a few times in the air, showing its vitality.

Wang Lan immediately attracted attention to the small iron ball.

She stared blankly at the small, shiny black iron ball in the air, her eyes full of curiosity and amazement.

This is definitely not an iron ball, and I don’t know what metal it is made of. It is polished to a shine.

The metallic luster sparkled in the sunlight, containing endless power.

The small metal ball was in the air, and after a few metallic sounds, it turned into a small metal robot.

The robot's shape is exquisite and unique, and every detail is full of a sense of technology.

After the little metal robot landed, Shunfeng began to grow. The growth process was like a magical magic that stunned everyone.

Soon, the metal robot grew to the size of an adult, with a slender body and limbs that looked like bulging muscles, looking extremely cool.

Lantian turned his head to look at the female ghost in the air and began to seduce her.

"Wang Lan, do you see this? This is a mecha. As long as you, if you agree, go and rescue that woman. After that, I can cast a spell to transfer you into this mecha and give you this body. How about it? Don't you want to be reborn? In this world, cultivation is really not easy. This body can be transformed at any time. When the time comes, let my parents arrange for you to have a mortal identity and stay by my side. How about it?"

Lantian's voice was full of temptation, showing Wang Lan a bright future.

Hearing this, Wang Lan's eyes lit up.

Haha, she can have a body too!

She can follow the little baby master!

Oh my god, two wishes came true at once.

Happiness always comes so unexpectedly that it makes people want to cry with happiness!

O(╥﹏╥)o.

Lantian looked at Wang Lan's silly and confused expression, and felt a deep helplessness in his heart.

Her little face was furrowed with brows, carrying endless worries.

She really couldn't understand how there could be such a stupid person, no, such a ghost?

This helplessness was like a thick cloud, covering her heart and making her feel extremely depressed.

She sighed inwardly. She was already in a difficult situation. As a baby, she had already encountered many inconveniences. Now she had to spend a lot of effort to teach this stupid female ghost.

She longed to solve the problem at hand as soon as possible and get everything back on track, but Wang Lan's stupidity made the process extremely difficult.

The baby's body made it difficult for her to move or do anything!

Lantian imagined how smoothly things would go if Wang Lan could be smarter.

She didn't have to spend so much energy explaining and guiding, but could move forward with the plan more quickly and rescue the poor woman.

However, the reality is so cruel, and Wang Lan's stupidity makes her feel extremely frustrated.

She tried hard to control her emotions and not let anger and disappointment take over.

After all, getting angry now would be of no use, she had to stay calm in order to find a way to solve the problem.

But this feeling of helplessness always lingered in her heart, making her feel extremely exhausted.

Lantian looked at Wang Lan again, and the helplessness in his heart became stronger.

She knew that she had to be patient enough to make this woman, oh no, this female ghost, understand how to rescue that woman?

But she didn't know how long she could hold on, and this helpless feeling made her full of worries about the future.

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"You stupid ghost. You don't know any magic, but can't you be possessed by a ghost? Just possess her! Just penetrate the human body and that'll be all. Although, if a ghost is possessed, that woman's body will attract negative energy. But, this is better than her committing suicide! Later, let her family find a master to perform a spell to get rid of the negative energy."

Lantian's voice was crisp and urgent, with a hint of helplessness and anger.

Her words poured out to Wang Lan like a string of cannonballs.

Her little face was full of seriousness, and her eyes revealed her dissatisfaction with Wang Lan.

"Oh, wow, wow," Wang Lan was so happy that she kept somersaulting in the air.

Her figure spun rapidly in the air, her heart filled with joy and excitement, and she had already seen a bright future for herself as a mecha man.

Her mecha is here!

"Master is truly clever. He was able to come up with this idea. He truly deserves to be called a master."

Wang Lan's voice was full of admiration and praise, and her eyes suddenly lit up, glowing and jumping.

The light was like bright stars, shining with admiration for Lantian.

Lantian looked at Wang Lan, her silly and cute appearance made her want to put her hand on her forehead.

Unfortunately, the baby can’t even hold his forehead.

She looked at Wang Lan helplessly and sighed inwardly.

Why is this female ghost so innocent and cute?

She behaves like a child, which is both annoying and funny.

She couldn't help but ask, "Wang Lan, are you possessed by a ghost?"

There was a hint of expectation and worry in Lantian's voice.

She hoped that Wang Lan could master this skill and successfully rescue the woman.

But at the same time, she was also worried that Wang Lan was not capable enough to complete the task.

To be honest, as a new ghost, Wang Lan answered Lantian's question directly, honestly and loudly without thinking.

"No. I really can't. I haven't learned how to be possessed by a ghost yet. Master, can you teach me?"

Wang Lan's voice was full of sincerity and desire, and her eyes revealed her dependence on Lantian.

She hopes Lantian can teach her so that she can learn the skills of being possessed by a ghost and complete this important task.

Lantian looked at Wang Lan, who was so excited that she kept doing somersaults in the air. She felt helpless and amused. She frowned slightly and said in a louder voice:

"Wang Lan, don't be too happy. This is an urgent matter. Think about it, if that woman really committed suicide, it would be a big problem. Although being possessed by a ghost will make her contaminated with evil spirits, it is better than losing her life. After she is rescued, her family will naturally find a master to perform a ritual to remove the evil spirits. You must handle this matter well, otherwise your mecha will be doomed."

Wang Lan stopped somersaulting and floated in the air, looking at Lan Tian with admiration in her eyes:

"Master, you are truly amazing. You can come up with such a great idea. I will definitely work hard to save that woman. But Master, I really can't be possessed by a ghost. What should I do? Please teach me."

Lantian sighed and said patiently:

"Being possessed by a ghost isn't particularly difficult. You have to concentrate, feel the woman's aura, then slowly approach her and try to merge into her body..."