Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

Lantian strolled around slowly for a while, and then wandered back like a little penguin ready to go home after strolling around.

why?

Because she knew it clearly in her heart that it wouldn't be long before her gambling husband would make a comeback.

Since Yang Huan has been defeated by her, Xin Zhu will definitely do something bad and will definitely arrange for her gambling husband to lose everything as soon as possible.

It just so happens that Lantian also plans to divorce this gambler.

It was just right. When Li San came back, she would give him a good beating, and it would save her the trouble of going to look for him herself.

Now, she had to go home quickly and wait for Li San to fall into the trap.

Xin Tian, ​​like a little ghost, floated silently behind Lan Tian.

Her illusory figure was looming, and her slightly lowered eyes revealed a hint of curiosity and confusion.

She slowly explored the range of her activities and found that she could not leave Lantian too far. She could only move within a range of about two meters around Lantian.

Once she tried to go any further, it was as if an invisible wall blocked her and she couldn't get out.

However, she changed her mind and felt that this was actually a good thing. At least she could always stay with Lantian and have someone to "rely on".

Just now, she stared with wide eyes and watched intently as Lantian beat up Char Siu.

That scene was so satisfying!

An expression of excitement appeared on her illusory face, as if she was watching a wonderful action movie.

She opened her mouth slightly, her face full of surprise and joy, and she couldn't help sighing in her heart:

Well played! Well done!

However, she couldn't help but frown at the thought of beating up the char siu, the very char siu she had carried for ten months. She really couldn't do it. She probably couldn't get over it no matter what.

When watching it, I felt mostly happy, but deep down I still felt a little uncomfortable.

She gently raised her imaginary hand, then slowly lowered it, imagining what the scene would be like if she did it herself?

She shook her head helplessly. If she really tried to do it herself, her hand would probably be stuck with glue and she wouldn't be able to lift it up. She really couldn't bear to do it.

After all, she has never been a cruel person, especially since the other party was the hateful barbecued pork that she had been pregnant with for ten months.

Now, Xintian is like a light cloud, floating quietly behind the immortal.

It was as if there was a curious little rabbit in her heart, jumping up and down, making her mind churn.

She kept thinking:

How will the immortal avenge her?

Oh, no, no, it should be how will the immortal save the world?

Countless wonderful images emerged in her mind, as if a fantasy movie was being played.

Could it be that immortals would suddenly conjure up a bunch of magical weapons in a majestic manner like superheroes, and then defeat the bad guys with the force of thunder?

Just imagining those bad guys running away in fear makes me feel relieved.

Or maybe the immortals will cast a gorgeous magic, with shining light, making the world instantly beautiful?

It is like a fairyland in a fairy tale, with flowers blooming everywhere and everyone's face is filled with happy smiles.

Hehe, it’s really exciting!

At this time, Xin Tian was no longer as haggard as when he first appeared.

Her face looked much calmer. After this period of baptism, she had just found inner peace.

The shadows all over his body seemed to be much more solid, no longer as vague as before, and no longer likely to disappear at any time.

She lowered her head slightly, looking at her illusory hands, her heart full of doubts.

She is just an ordinary little woman. Why does the survival of the whole world depend on her?

This is so unfair!

The key point is that she was treated so badly and suffered so much pain and suffering.

She didn't understand what she had done wrong to deserve such a heavy fate.

How she wished that all this was just a nightmare, and that after waking up, she could return to that ordinary and warm life.

Lantian slowly reached out his hand, grasped the door handle, and turned it gently, and the door opened quietly.

She tilted her head slightly and glanced casually at Xin Tian who was floating behind her.

There was a hint of indifference in his eyes, yet they seemed to conceal some complex emotions.

Then she slightly turned sideways, turned gracefully, and let Xin Tian into the house.

The movements were smooth and natural, and all of this was a perfectly normal action.

Having the original owner floating behind him to complete the task was a really strange scene, just like a young lady getting into a sedan chair. It was definitely the first time.

But who is Lantian?

He is a battle-hardened and experienced mission executor.

She has done countless missions and has seen all kinds of strange situations.

So facing this situation, there is really no pressure at all.

She raised her chin slightly, her eyes revealing confidence and composure.

But, really, who is Lantian?

This question suddenly flashed through her mind, but why couldn't she remember it at all?

She frowned and tried to search her memory for clues about herself, but she felt only shrouded in a fog.

"Host, host, how are you going to divorce your gambler?"

The voice of Ergou, who was boasting about his behavior, suddenly rang out in Lantian's somewhat lost consciousness. The voice was like a flash of lightning, instantly cutting through the fog.

Lantian's confused thoughts were suddenly pulled back.

She couldn't help but shake her head slightly, wondering in her heart, what was going on?

Just at that moment, she seemed not to be herself, as if her soul had left her body and fell into a strange world.

Forget it, let’s do the task first.

She took a deep breath, temporarily putting aside those messy thoughts, her eyes became firm again, and she was ready to devote herself to the task.

"Haha, keep it a secret."

Lantian's mouth corners slightly raised, revealing a mysterious smile.

Ergou, who was arrogant, watched Lantian's sea of ​​consciousness gradually return to calm, and his heart, which had been hanging in the air, finally slowly settled down.

"It's dangerous, it's dangerous."

He muttered to himself as he reached out and touched the non-existent sweat.

I have just experienced a thrilling adventure and can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Lantian had just sat down and the air around him was still filled with a quiet atmosphere.

At this moment, she suddenly heard the sound of a key opening the door.

The slight sound of metal friction was particularly clear in the quiet environment.

The corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise, forming a slightly sarcastic arc.

There was a cold light in his eyes, like the stars in the cold night, cold and bright.

She sat there quietly, motionless, like a silent sculpture, emitting a powerful aura, waiting for the coming storm.

Yesterday, Li San once again fell into that crazy gambling game.

He had lost his temper at home before and started beating and kicking his poor wife, completely disregarding Xin Tian's life or death.

After beating his wife, he rummaged through the house like a hungry wolf, taking away the little money left in the house, and then rushed to the gambling house in a hurry.

When he arrived at the gambling house, Li San was like a possessed man, staring at the gambling table with his eyes fixed, thinking only of winning a fortune.

However, fate always seems to like to play tricks on people like him.

He gambled from dusk till midnight, and not only lost all the money he had plundered from home, he even ran up new bills at the casino without knowing the consequences.

But in the end, he still lost miserably and had to leave the casino in disgrace.

When he returned home, Li San was full of resentment and had nowhere to vent it, like an enraged beast.

He pushed the door open cursing, and then slammed it shut. The loud noise was particularly harsh in the silent room.

He glared fiercely at his wife Xin Tian in the room, wanting to blame all his misfortunes in the casino on her.

"You're such a jinx! It's because of you that I always have such bad luck. If it weren't for you, I would have won a lot of money."

While cursing and yelling, Li San stretched out his hand and hit Xin Tian hard, as if he wanted to vent all his anger through these punches.

But at this time, Xin Tian was no longer the weak woman who accepted everything she had been given.

She stood up coldly, with a cold light in her eyes, which could penetrate Li San's soul.

Although the original owner had suffered many frame-ups, Xin Zhu's frame-up put the original owner into a desperate situation.

However, the person who directly caused the original owner's death was precisely this unreasonable Li San.

Just when Li San's hand was about to hit Xin Tian, ​​Xin Tian's figure flashed, and then a fierce sweeping kick swept towards Li San like a lightning.

The defenseless Li San was kicked away in an instant, and his whole body hit the wall hard, making a dull sound. This was the punishment he deserved.

Li San was confused.

what happened?

The bitch even staggered as she walked, so she had to just play him and score. How come she was so brave today, kicking herself away with one kick?

Before he could recover from his shock, Lantian was already standing in front of him, grabbing his neck and pressing him against the wall.

There was nothing but shock in Li San's eyes.

You have to know that he is 1.78 meters tall and weighs more than 170 kilograms. How did the short Xin Tian press him against the wall with one hand?

He opened his mouth as if to curse, but he found that he couldn't. Lantian held his neck down like a duck, and just when he was thrashing around, nearly suffocating, Lantian let go, and Li San fell to the ground, hurting him all over.

He gasped for breath and pointed at Xin Tian arrogantly, "You damn bitch, you're courting death. You're so bold, you actually dared to fight back. Today, I'm going to beat you until you know who your ancestors are."

Lantian looked at him coldly and sneered.

"Li San, you're a coward. Besides beating your wife, what else can you do? You're just a coward. People like you, when you're alive, the air you breathe is polluted. When you die, even reincarnation in the underworld is a waste."

When Li San entered, he had intended to lock the door so that he could beat Xin Tian to his heart's content. But now, Lan Tian didn't have to bother, so he just beat him to his heart's content.

Don’t you like beating people? Today, let him enjoy the feeling of being beaten up.

Xin Tian floated in the air, looking at Lan Tian with admiration. Wow, the fairy is so powerful and heroic. How can she beat people so vigorously?

Xin Tian watched Lan Tian beating Li San hard with punch after punch, each punch hitting the flesh, it was so satisfying.

Li San hadn't understood the situation yet, and was swearing at Xin Tian while struggling hard to beat him up as usual.

However, reality quickly made him realize the situation.

Can't beat it, can't beat it.

When had that bitch's grip been so strong? She pinched his arm and he couldn't move at all. In a short while, he was beaten by Xin Tian until he felt pain all over his body, the pain was excruciating.

Soon, he went from being arrogant at the beginning to desperately begging for mercy, begging for mercy non-stop.

"Please spare me. Xin Tian, ​​I am your husband. I will never dare to do that again. I won't dare to hit you again."

Lan Tian's eyes flashed with coldness. This was just the appetizer, and he couldn't stand it. When he beat Xin Tian, ​​no matter how Xin Tian begged for mercy, he didn't stop.

No, my hands are itching, I have to keep playing.

"Tell me, what did you do with all the money at home the day before yesterday?" He asked while his hands were busy.

Li San covered his head and ran away, but no matter how he dodged, he could not escape Lantian's fist.

Xin Tian floated in the air, following Lan Tian all the time, smiling so hard that he couldn't close his mouth.

Haha, haha, that’s so satisfying.

"I, I, I went to gamble, and I lost. I lost everything."

Li San said as he fled.

I have no money left anyway.

"Ah, you prodigal son, you gambled again and lost all your money. Tell me, how could you be so stupid? You're not good at anything and you're the number one loser. Even if you gamble, you have to win it all back. But you gamble and you lose every time. Tell me, what's the use of you? You have a head on your head, but you only eat. No, you're making me mad. Today I'm going to teach you a lesson, you gambler."

Lantian continued to fight while speaking.

The room was small to begin with, and Li San had nowhere to run. He ended up lying on the ground and was severely beaten by Lantian.

It hurts, my whole body hurts, everywhere.

He regretted it so much. If he had known that this bitch had become so powerful, he would not have come back.

Lantian was tired. Beating someone also required physical strength. This body had just been tempered, and beating someone just happened to temper it further.

Anyway, the original owner had rarely left the house before, and no one around her cared about her physical condition. Although Xinzhu had installed a camera in the room, would she dare to admit it?

The first thing she did when she woke up was to destroy all the footage.

She looked at Li San, who was lying on the ground and had fainted, with a look of light and darkness in her eyes.

Li San owes the casino two million, so Xin Zhu can't let him get away with it.

When she thought of this, a cold smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

After a long time, the security guard of the residential complex saw Lantian pulling out a cart. On the cart lay Li San, who was still unconscious.

Lantian didn't let herself down. From here to Xinzhu's villa, there was still 30 kilometers to go. How could she take Li San there? She used Didi to call a taxi and asked for a small container. In one car, she took herself and Li San to Xinzhu's villa.

Fortunately, she had registered with the security guard before, so the security guard let her in and she arrived at the door of Xinzhu Villa.

How could she bear the pain and shame alone?