Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

The second and third guests are a popular group that has become famous on the Internet recently. They are the Errenzhuan partners Qiu Hongxing and Yu Daqin.

Recently, these two have become popular in the online world like a dazzling new star with their wonderful crosstalk performance "The Fool and the Big Hustler".

Almost overnight, their names spread to thousands of households and became household names.

Speaking of their performance, it was truly wonderful.

Take a clip from "The Fool and the Big Liar" for example.

The fool played by Qiu Hongxing stood on the stage in a naive manner, scratching the back of his head with a confused look on his face.

The big liar played by Yu Daqin walked with a brisk pace and a cunning look in his eyes.

The big liar began to deceive the fool: "Hey, fool, do you know? There is a fairy village in the sky, and there are treasures everywhere."

Erlangzi's eyes widened and he asked in surprise, "Is this true?"

The big liar said seriously, "How could it be false? I tell you, as long as you follow me, you will definitely find that fairy village, and then you will have all the treasures."

The fool was half-believing and half-doubting, but he couldn't resist the temptation and followed the big liar.

They sang in unison on the stage, with exaggerated movements and rich expressions, which made the audience burst into laughter.

Qiu Hongxing is chubby and of medium height.

Today, he was wearing a sports suit, obviously knowing that there might be adventure activities on this trip to the island, so he was well prepared.

Yu Daqin has short hair that falls lightly to her ears.

Her skin is as delicate as fat, her waist is slender and her legs are long. She is a typical Northeastern beauty.

Her face was as pure white as freshly fallen snow, with a slight blush in it, just like a ripe apple, making people want to get close to her.

Those eyes, bright and lively, twinkled like two dazzling black gems, emitting a charming light. That small mouth, red and plump, was particularly attractive.

When she smiles, she reveals a row of neat, white teeth, as cute and charming as an exquisite porcelain doll.

This beauty from Northeast China has a very generous personality.

He speaks in a loud voice, like a bell, and does things efficiently and effectively, never dragging his feet.

If anyone accidentally offends her, she will be very harsh and her words will be so sharp that you will be dizzy and confused.

But if she meets someone who is good to her, she will show her true heart without hesitation and treat the person sincerely.

As soon as Yu Daqin got off the plane, she loudly greeted everyone present, "Hello everyone, I'm Yu Daqin. Hello teachers! I'm so lucky to be able to participate in the desert island survival program with you all."

The loud voice made it very clear to everyone present.

Fang Mengmeng excitedly raised her hands and waved them vigorously, as if she wanted to convey all the joy in her heart.

Her eyes were sparkling, like the bright stars in the night sky, sparkling with endless joy and excitement.

"Ah, Sister Daqin! I love watching your show so much, it's super funny! You guys are so talented!" Fang Mengmeng's voice was clear and loud, full of love and admiration for Yu Daqin and Qiu Hongxing.

Yu Daqin's lips curled up slightly when she heard Fang Mengmeng's praise, revealing a bright smile. She quickly glanced at Qiu Hongxing, and her eyes seemed to contain some kind of tacit understanding and expectation.

"Sister, let's perform a piece for you right now." Yu Daqin said enthusiastically, her voice full of boldness and confidence.

Big Liar (Yu Daqin): (waves his hands gracefully) Hey, idiot, let's make everyone happy.

Her expression and movements were like a queen in control of the whole situation.

Erlangzi (Qiu Hongxing): Why are you so happy? Qiu Hongxing scratched his head and looked at Yu Daqin with a puzzled look, looking very naive.

Big Liar: Look at my look, do I look like that, a superstar?

Yu Daqin raised his chin slightly, with a hint of pride in his eyes.

Erlangzi: (Looking carefully) What kind of star? You look like a big toad to me.

As soon as Qiu Hongxing's straightforward words came out, everyone burst into laughter.

Big Liar: (glaring) Hey, you idiot, why can't you speak? Let me tell you, I encountered a big thing yesterday...

Yu Daqin frowned slightly, pretending to be angry, but a smile that was hard to conceal appeared involuntarily on her face.

This subtle change in expression inadvertently laid the groundwork for the suspenseful performance that was about to unfold.

Qiu Hongxing and Yu Daqin were extremely measured in their performance and did not overdo it, simply reciting two lines.

However, these two seemingly short lines of dialogue have magical power.

All the audience present, whether they were experienced old viewers or newcomers watching for the first time, could not hold back their laughter.

The chuckling sounds rose and fell, constantly echoing in the air, like a string of cheerful notes playing a joyful melody.

The performances of these two funny guys are not only filled with wonderful dialogues, but also with lively and interesting actions.

Every move, every frown and smile is full of humor, which makes people laugh at the sight of it.

Even the new Major Jiang, a soldier who was always known for his seriousness, couldn't help but twitch his facial muscles. He looked so amused that he must have seen the funniest thing in the world.

Qiu Hongxing and Yu Daqin are really a pair of funny people who make people laugh.

Zhao Yu clapped his hands excitedly, and the crisp applause seemed to be cheering for the upcoming surprise.

He picked up the tweeter, which gleamed with metallic luster in the sunlight.

"Everyone, everyone, please pay attention! Because two guests have withdrawn for personal reasons, we have temporarily invited three new guests to join. Now, we have one day left. Now, let me announce the new rules."

Zhao Yu's voice was clearly transmitted to everyone's ears through the tweeter.

Everyone's eyes were fixed on Director Zhao Yu, their expressions filled with curiosity and anticipation, as they were all secretly wondering what unexpected tricks the director would come up with.

"There aren't many supplies left on the island. We were originally divided into two groups, but in reality, we've always been three. Therefore, we're going to regroup, still into two groups. The captain of one group is Major Jiang, and the captain of the other group is Xin Tian. Now, I'll give you five minutes. Stand behind your captains and form your own groups."

Xin Tian's group didn't move at all.

Fang Mengmeng's gaze was fixed on Yu Daqin and Qiu Hongxing. There was a thoughtful glint in her eyes as she was making an important decision.

Finally, as if she had made a great decision, her face instantly lit up with a glow of admiration, the light was bright and blazing, like a dazzling star.

Without hesitation, she grabbed Yu Daqin's hand, and with quick and agile movements, she ran behind Major Jiang with Yu Daqin as fast as the wind.

While running, Fang Mengmeng took brisk steps and acted cute, and her adorable appearance made people laugh.

She said in a sweet voice, "Sister Daqin, I'm your new loyal fan. Today, you must be in the same group with me so that I can have the opportunity to get close to my idol!"

Her words were full of expectation and desire, and she looked like a devout believer praying to the god in her heart.

Yu Daqin did not resist Fang Mengmeng's actions, but followed her obediently.

At the same time, she waved towards Qiu Hongxing, her movements light and natural.

While waving, she also winked at Qiu Hongxing, signaling him to follow quickly.

Qiu Hongxing turned his head to look at Qu Ge and spread his hands helplessly. He looked both funny and emotional.

He said slowly:

"People say women hold up half the sky, but I think they hold up the whole sky. Buddies, we have to recognize the situation! Let's go, let's go. We two old men should just keep our tails in check and behave ourselves!"

Although there was a hint of helplessness in his words, there was more open-mindedness and humor.

After hearing what Qiu Hongxing said, Qu Ge chuckled and started laughing again.

His laughter was hearty and bright, and he was infected by Qiu Hongxing's humor.

He couldn't help but think that being with these two people would definitely bring him a lot of joy in the future, and he would definitely laugh more and more often.

Thinking of this, he raised his leg and took a step, followed the few people, and stood behind Major Jiang.

At this time, they formed a small group full of vitality and joy.

In the live broadcast room, netizens were also very happy to see this scene. Many Qiu Yu fans flocked into the live broadcast room. They were attracted by the charm of Qiu Hongxing and Yu Daqin and couldn't wait to participate in this joyful interaction.

[Wow, my Qiu Xing and Da Qin are also on this island survival show. Great! I haven't seen them in a while.]

【When it comes to making people laugh, Qiu Xing and Da Qin are the ones to watch! 】

[Okay, I'll quickly go to the group to recruit people, many people don't know yet.]

At this point, Director Zhao Yu continued, "Okay, the groups are complete. Next, you must head east to the dock. The group that arrives first wins. However, the production team has set up many obstacles along the way. It depends on whether you can safely navigate them. Now, I declare the third day of the live broadcast officially begin."

Xin Tian glanced at Major Jiang, then turned to the people behind him and said, "Let's go, let's get going."

"Sister Goddess, the director just said there are obstacles. What could they be? There won't be a big pit waiting for us, right?" Su Nuan asked as she walked to Xin Tian.

"It's okay. Even if there are potholes, we can fill them up. You know, digging potholes on the road is unethical."

The director rolled his eyes after hearing this.

Humph, just wait and see, little bastard, I don’t think I can deal with you.

Under the leadership of Xin Tian, ​​Xin Tian's group set off first with high spirits and high morale.

Major Jiang soon took his men and set off following Xin Tian.

The director team boarded the helicopter and flew directly to the eastern destination.

They said they only had a day's journey left, but it felt like a long walk. Xin Tian and a few others had been walking for half a day without seeing any supplies. Fortunately, they hadn't encountered any obstacles either.

At this moment, Xin Tian stopped and looked around.

Suddenly she stretched out her hand and signaled them to stop.

She immediately climbed up a big tree nearby, and after a while, she slid down with a wooden stick in her hand.

Everyone couldn't help but murmur in their hearts that her tree climbing speed was amazing.

Su Nuan's eyes were full of stars and her face was full of admiration.

Xin Tian took a stick and searched the ground carefully along the way.

When she said that just now, the director's expression looked very strange.

What does this show?

This means that there will definitely be pitfalls on the road ahead.

"Ouch!" a scream suddenly sounded from behind Xin Tian.

Xin Tian reacted quickly, turned around, grabbed Yuan Yu's arm and steady her.

Yuan Yu's face was pale, and a big hole was revealed next to her that she had just stepped on.

Sure enough, there was a big pit below. Fortunately, Xin Tian reacted quickly.

If she hadn't reacted, Yuan Yu would have fallen.

Yuan Yu stood on the road, looking frightened.

Xu Tiangao walked to her side with concern and comforted her in a low voice.

[Wow, this is so sweet. These two have been dithering for years. They're still stuck in this hazy phase. I'm tired for them even though they're not tired.]

[I hope the two of them can achieve a happy ending through this show.]

The fans of the two did not quarrel, but they all hoped that the two could achieve a happy ending. The two have been in love for more than ten years, and the fans have long been eager to support them and give them their blessings.

With Xu Tiangao's comfort, Yuan Yu quickly recovered from the shock.

Xin Tian walked to the edge of the pit and used the wooden stick in his hand to lift the covering on the pit.

A few people looked in and found that it was a very deep pit.

There was a large bag of supplies in the pit.

Everyone couldn't help but gasp.

What kind of luck is this?

It's said to be an obstacle game, but in fact it has become a supply delivery game?

Xin Tian stood by the pit for a while, then decided to do it himself, using a wooden stick to pick up the package from the bottom of the pit. Xu Tiangao and Yuan Shi hurried forward and helped Xin Tian pull the package up.

Su Nuan suddenly rushed over.

"Sister Goddess, what is this? We are out of food. Did you find another bag of food? Wow, Sister Goddess, you are amazing. I am your idol. Besides, you are always so lucky. You are my lucky star. Haha, I am starving. I am so hungry. I need to eat."

Xin Tian took the package up and left it alone. Desser Ergou had already told her that the bag was full of food, which just happened to solve their urgent need.

After hearing Su Nuan's words, she turned around and smiled at her, then reached out and pulled Su Nuan into her arms, "Yeah, Nuan Nuan is right. If you're not active in eating, there's something wrong with your brain. Let's go and have dinner now and have enough to eat. This big bag is enough for us."

Now, all the team members were very happy as they had lunch.

Yuan Yu also walked over to Xu Tiangao with a smile on his face. Xu Tiangao had just opened a package and tossed a bag of cod intestines to Yuan Yu. Su Nuan saw it and immediately stepped forward, taking a bag of beef jerky from Xu Tiangao. Everyone happily began to eat.

They had been walking for the whole morning and were all very hungry.

After dinner, Xin Tian let everyone rest for ten minutes and then led them on the road.

"Goddess sister, do you think we are very close to the finish line?" Yuan Shi walked to Xin Tian and said to her.

He glanced around. "I think there shouldn't be any problems, right? You're so lucky, you're the lucky star of our group. We should be able to reach the finish line soon. We shouldn't encounter any more obstacles. I wonder what obstacles the director has set up?"