Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

Xin Tian's words were like a thunderclap that shook the earth, making everyone present feel as if they were under a spell of immobilization. A moment later, they jumped up suddenly as if they had been electrocuted.

The shocked look made it seem as if the whole world was turned upside down in an instant.

Xu Tiangao's reaction was undoubtedly the fastest. He was like an arrow with a loose string, rushing to the edge of the yellow land at an astonishing speed.

He held a wooden stick tightly in his hand. The stick was his weapon, and he was ready to assist everyone in digging and rescue operations at any time.

However, when he inadvertently caught a glimpse of the woman's paper-pale face, his body couldn't help but tremble violently, and his heart was instantly filled with fear.

He kept thinking in his mind, was it possible that he had hurt the woman when he used the stick just now?

All kinds of terrible consequences kept popping up in his mind uncontrollably.

If he accidentally hurt the woman with the stick in his hand, the consequences would be unimaginable.

That might cause more serious harm to the woman, or even endanger her life, making all her efforts in vain.

At this moment, Xin Tian slowly turned her head. Her face was extremely solemn, and she looked like she was carrying a heavy burden.

She spoke to Xu Tiangao with an unprecedentedly solemn and serious tone.

"Mr. Xu, immediately, as quickly as possible, contact the director and have them call the police. They must also immediately request an ambulance. We must act quickly, because this woman is still alive. Her will to survive is incredibly strong, and it's clearly evident from all her signs. Since she's held on for so long, we must go all out and do everything we can to save her. We can't let her efforts go to waste. We can't let her fierce desire to survive go to waste. We must take responsibility for her life."

Xin Tian didn't know that he had already become the director's first important guest.

She thought she was a nobody, so she asked Xu Tiangao to talk to the director. After all, he was the best actor, and the director would definitely give him face.

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Xu Tiangao only felt that his palms were now filled with wet sweat, and the sweat was like a spring that kept flowing out and could not be stopped no matter what.

His entire body was shaking slightly involuntarily. Although the amplitude of the shaking was not large, it clearly reflected the extreme tension in his heart.

"Oh my God! It's so tense." Xu Tiangao sighed in his heart.

His eyes were fixed on the buried woman, his heart filled with shock.

At first glance, it was obvious that the woman had been buried here for at least several days.

Her pale face was like a canvas that had lost its color, and her faint breath could dissipate into the air at any time.

All of this tells of the endless suffering and tenacious struggle she has experienced.

If this woman loses her precious life due to untimely treatment, it would be a great shame for her tenacious efforts to survive.

When he thought of this, Xu Tiangao's heart was filled with tension and anxiety.

His hands couldn't stop shaking. Although the shaking was not strong, it clearly showed the turmoil in his heart.

He slowly turned his head and faced the photographer's camera. At this moment, he used up all his strength and shouted at the top of his lungs:

"Director, hurry up! Send a rescue helicopter! Save them!"

His voice was full of urgency and anxiety, and every word was like a sharp alarm, sending the most urgent distress signal to the director.

At this moment, when director Zhao Yu saw this scene, his jaw almost dropped in shock.

His eyes widened, his face full of disbelief.

"My God!"

He marveled inwardly.

"I clearly just wanted to make a simple survival variety show, but how did it turn into a detective mystery? Just a moment ago it was a fantasy fortune-telling show, and in the blink of an eye it became a crime-solving scene. I just wanted to make a good survival variety show, why is it so difficult?"

His heart was filled with helplessness and complaints. The helplessness was like a heavy dark cloud hanging over his heart, and the complaints were like a drizzle, constantly eroding his thoughts.

He really couldn't understand why things had developed to this point?

The original plan was completely disrupted, and was replaced by a series of unexpected changes.

However, despite the complaints, the program crew is not slow at all.

Assistant Director Lao Hu is a man with a particularly sharp eye. He immediately picked up the phone and called the police.

Another assistant director also reacted immediately and hurriedly arranged for the program crew's helicopter to fly to the scene with first aid supplies for rescue.

After all, they are all in the rear now, and there are only a few people on the scene. The situation is very urgent and rescue must be carried out every second.

At this moment, netizens' emotions were like being completely ignited by a raging fire, and instantly reached a boiling point.

Their eyes widened in shock, and they looked as if their own eyeballs were about to pop out of the screen at any moment.

The strong emotional fluctuations, like surging waves, hit their hearts one after another.

Now, the entire live broadcast room instantly turned into a strange world, with curious eyes flying everywhere.

Those invisible curious eyeballs seemed to have their own life, running around in the virtual space, constantly expressing the shock and surprise in the hearts of netizens.

[Oh my god! What kind of shocking twist is this? Alive? Still breathing?]

Someone exclaimed in surprise, their tone filled with deep disbelief, as if they had just seen the most incredible thing in the world.

Just now I thought this was a thrilling police drama, but in the blink of an eye, it's turned into a suspenseful thriller! Could it be a zombie? Goddess sister, are you mistaken?

A questioning voice suddenly sounded, filled with doubt and uneasiness.

The doubt was like a fog, shrouding everyone's heart, and the uneasiness was like a ripple, spreading continuously in people's hearts.

[The person above, how can you say that? My sister, the goddess, is a beautiful and kindhearted darling. There is nothing in the world that can stump her; she's an expert in everything. How dare you question the goddess's judgment?]

Immediately, some of Xin Tian’s fans stood up to defend him, their tone full of determination and pride.

It is as firm as a city wall made of steel, unshakable; pride is like a bright light, shining brightly.

[+1. Your abacus beads are about to break in my face. The person above, please don't go too far! The goddess sister is not someone you can casually slander.]

More fans joined the ranks of defense, and their words were like sharp arrows, shooting swiftly at the person who questioned.

Every word is full of power, and it is necessary to build a solid line of defense for the goddess.

[Pretending to be dead? What era is this? You've read too many fantasy novels, aren't you suffering from paranoia?]

Someone else came out to refute the doubters, with a hint of sarcasm in his tone.

The sarcasm was like an extremely sharp dagger, piercing the words of the questioner with sharp force, mercilessly revealing the absurdity and ridiculousness of his ideas.

The absurdity and ridiculousness were fully exposed under this dagger-like mockery, with no place to hide.

The questioner above was quickly drowned out by the torrent of saliva from Xin Tian's fans.

Amidst the accusations, he seemed panicked and hurriedly chose to go offline, never daring to face the burning anger of the crowd again.

The anger was like a blazing flame, which frightened him and forced him to flee in panic.

Xin Tian himself was fully focused and devoted to digging the soil for the woman.

At this moment, the woman was completely buried in the soil. Xin Tian's movements were gentle yet firm, and it seemed that she was carrying out an extremely sacred mission.

Xin Tian's movements were gentle and extremely cautious. Her outstretched hands seemed to carry endless tenderness, and every touch of the soil was like a spring breeze gently caressing flower petals, for fear of causing the slightest discomfort to the buried woman.

She dug with determination, and that determination was as unshakable as the Great Wall of Steel. Every time she dug, she brought with her the power to save lives.

Her eyes were fixed on the woman, full of concern flowing in them, like warm sunshine gently falling on the woman's face and body, giving her warmth and comfort.

At the same time, her eyes flashed with firm determination, a determination as solid as a rock that would not waver no matter what difficulties she encountered.

She silently vowed in her heart that no matter how hard it took, she would successfully rescue this woman from her predicament.

This woman is so tough.

She couldn't let her efforts go to waste.

She carefully cleared away all the dirt around the woman's head, just to allow the woman to breathe freely.

Her movements were so gentle that it looked like she was caring for a precious work of art.

After cleaning, she looked at the woman's face carefully.

Fortunately, his ability to read faces and tell fortunes was attached to her soul and traveled through time with her.

She scrutinized the woman's features once more, her brow furrowing slightly as a cold glint flashed in her eyes. Like a bolt of lightning, it instantly sliced ​​through the air. Her hands continued to move, gently wiping away the dirt that had buried the woman's body. Her movements were so delicate, as if she were wiping away a priceless treasure.

Unfortunately, she has no spiritual energy now, otherwise she could pass on a little bit to this woman to help her overcome the difficulties.

Whether she can survive depends on the speed of rescue.

However, this woman is full of the will to survive. As long as the rescue is not too delayed, she should be able to survive!

Zhao Yu was terrified.

"Xin Tian, ​​tell me, how come my variety show has been turned into a crime drama for you? And it's even trending towards a thriller."

However, saving lives was paramount, and with hundreds of millions of viewers watching, the production team couldn't afford to delay. Therefore, they not only reported the incident as quickly as possible but also contacted a rescue plane to head to the island.

When the police learned that the victim was still alive, they urgently cooperated with the program team to rescue him as soon as possible. Besides, rescuing the victim would also help them solve the case!

This case is obviously of a particularly serious nature. Coupled with the fact that it is being broadcast live by the program team, the impact is not small at all. The Public Security Bureau is taking it very seriously.

What era is this? Someone is still being buried alive. I almost thought I'd traveled back to the end of the Qing Dynasty. What kind of perverted murderer is this? He must be severely punished.

I feel so bad for the victim. Just imagining what it must have felt like to be buried alive makes me sick. It's so cruel and insane.

I'm so nervous! The woman's face looks so pale and livid, it's terrifying. How long has she been buried underground? So pitiful! Thank you, Goddess Sister! Pray for the victim!

[Thank you, Sister Goddess, and pray for the victim! ]

[Thank you, Sister Goddess, and pray for the victim! ]

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Now, the entire screen was filled with messages praying for the victim. Many people even lit candles on the screen.

At this moment, Xin Tian suddenly felt a strong power of faith merging into her body. Xin Tian paused. Finally, she could practice. Something was better than nothing. She glanced at the woman and sighed inwardly. Alas, this power of faith, the way of this world, wasn't meant for her, but for this woman, wasn't it?

As she cleared the dirt, she let this trace of trust flow through her meridians, continuously circulating three times throughout her body. Hey, this body actually has spiritual roots.

However, now the meridians of the whole body are blocked and there are accumulations of deposits in the gullies.

Just doing three circles like this made her legs tremble, she was sweating profusely, and her vest was soaked.

At this time, Xin Tian waved to Su Nuan, but she didn't have the energy to speak.

Yuan Yu kept holding Su Nuan tightly.

The little guy was very excited.

Yuan Yu held Su Nuan tightly, not letting her get close, for fear of scaring the child.

Su Nuan, on the other hand, looked excited.

Haha, living dead, burying people alive, so fun.

No, I want to see it.

She struggled hard to break free from Yuan Yu, but she couldn't.

However, when Yuan Yu saw Xin Tian waving at Su Nuan, he let go.

Su Nuan jumped into Xintian.

Xin Tian stretched out his hand, without saying a word, and pulled Su Nuan. Through her hand, he injected a trace of spiritual energy that he had just refined into the woman's forehead.

It's so pitiful. It's been buried for three days, but it's still struggling to stay alive.

Just think of it as a good deed done every day. Anyway, this little bit of spiritual energy is of no use to her.

Xin Tian continued to dig the dirt for the woman resignedly. When he finished, he discovered the woman was wearing pajamas. It was obvious that she had fallen asleep and was brought here to be buried.

Xin Tian imagined that if she fell asleep and opened her eyes to find herself buried, she couldn't help but shudder.

This is probably crazy.

This woman is so strong!

She motioned Su Nuan to go back.

Unfortunately, the little girl was so excited that she had no intention of moving back. She stood by the pit, looking at the pit that Xin Tian had worked so hard to dig and the victim buried in the pit, and she was trembling with excitement.

Kid, people are dying here. What are you so excited about?

Xin Tian ignored Su Nuan. The pit now seemed to be more than one meter deep, and the woman's body was gradually exposed.

I really don't know if the murderer is too confident or too careless, but he sold a person so shallowly. Fortunately, it is like this. Xin Tian said that if it was deeper, she would not be able to bear it.

I’m so tired!

Fortunately, the police and the ambulance had already arrived. The follow-up work could be handed over to them. Xin Tian slumped to the ground. Oh my god, this useless body had dug a huge hole right from the start, and she hadn't even used her spiritual energy to repair it yet. She was exhausted.

The police worked with medical staff to slowly lift the woman out of the pit.

After she was carried out, a policeman took a few photos of the woman and then asked the medical staff to put an oxygen mask on her, put her on the plane, and send her for emergency treatment.

At this moment, Xin Tian suddenly felt a strong force of merit pouring into his body. Xin Tian was practicing, and his mouth was crooked with smile.

She hurriedly sat down in meditation, refining the power of merit on the spot to open up and clear the meridians of this body.

This body is really useless.