Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

Yuan Yu was busy all day and was really tired.

The feeling of exhaustion was like a heavy shackle that bound her tightly.

At night, when she entered the tent, Su Nuan played with her for a while.

Then, they felt sleepy and fell asleep one after another.

As for Xin Tian, ​​she didn't want Yuan Yu and Su Nuan to discover any movement she made at night.

So she asked Dese Ergou to add sound insulation to the tent.

At this moment, the tent was quiet. Yuan Yu and Su Nuan were both sleeping very deeply, entering a peaceful dream world.

Xin Tian tried hard to meditate in the sea of ​​consciousness, trying to draw the energy into his body.

Xin Zhu was already sleeping very soundly, as if she was stuck in a deep quagmire and couldn't get out.

However, she was awakened by the cold.

She opened her eyes hazily, and at that moment, she could hardly believe what she saw.

She actually found herself sleeping in the water. This sudden scene was like a bolt from the blue, waking her up completely from her sleep.

"Ah, what's going on? Why is there water everywhere?"

Her voice was as sharp as a blade and full of panic, and it seemed particularly abrupt in the silent night.

The sharp and panicked sound suddenly woke Xiaojuzi and Nina from their sleep.

The two of them jumped up in shock, their faces filled with panic.

It was not until this moment that they suddenly realized why they both felt colder the more they slept.

The three of them fumbled around in the dark and finally found their cell phones.

Fortunately, even though the phone was completely soaked, the water didn’t seep inside.

The three of them hurriedly turned on the flashlights on their mobile phones. When the faint beams of light came on, the scene before them made them scream.

The entire tent was flooded with water. The scene was really terrifying.

It turned out that when Xiaojuzi and Nina were nailing up the tent in the afternoon, they had already broken the bottom of the tent.

Now, the gurgling water is flowing into the tent.

Outside the tent, it was raining heavily.

The night is deep and quiet, with only the occasional sound of waves and wind breaking the tranquility.

In the dim night, the tent was filled with a tense atmosphere.

Xin Zhu's eyes widened with anger, and she scolded Xiaojuzi and Nina:

"You two are absolutely idiotic! You can't even put up a tent and make such a big mistake, you can even tear the bottom. You're really incompetent at everything and never get enough of anything. You're complete losers!"

Nina was furious when she heard this. As a top internet celebrity, she was usually very popular and had tens of millions of fans. How could she tolerate such insults?

At this time, the wind outside the tent seemed to blow even harder, whistling and cheering for the quarrel.

Nina immediately counterattacked:

"What right do you have to scold us? I didn't build this tent by myself. Why are you putting all the blame on us? Did you do a good job yourself?"

The two of them were arguing with each other, neither of them giving in, and their voices were getting louder and louder.

Xiaojuzi has always relied on Xinzhu's traffic to survive, so although she was dissatisfied, she didn't dare to say anything.

However, her expression was as gloomy as the sky before a storm, so depressing that it made people breathless.

Xin Tian hasn't slept yet and is practicing martial arts with full concentration.

In this world, there is no spiritual energy and it is impossible to practice in the traditional sense, but this does not prevent her from practicing her spiritual power.

She is like a hermit who is devoted to practice, focused and persistent.

The arrogant Ergou suddenly relayed a picture to her, which showed Xinzhu and Nina swearing at each other.

Xin Tian sat up suddenly, his eyes wide open in shock, like two bright copper bells.

She couldn't believe her eyes. Xin Zhu, could she actually be like such a vicious old woman?

This completely overturned her previous understanding of Xin Zhu.

At this moment, Xin Zhu was so angry that she had already lost her mind.

She was so angry that her face turned red, and she pointed at Nina and cursed:

"You're a worthless person. All you do is rely on your face to attract fans. You don't have any real ability at all."

The air around them became hot because of their quarrel.

Nina was not to be outdone:

"How great do you think you are? You're just a little famous, aren't you? You really take yourself too seriously."

Their argument became more and more intense, like two fighting cocks, neither of them willing to give in.

Little Orange stood aside with a gloomy face. Although he didn't dare to say anything, his heart was full of grievances and dissatisfaction.

The lights from the mobile phones in the tent seemed particularly dim amidst their quarrel, and they also sighed over the dispute.

Fortunately, the live broadcast machine could not fly into the tent. At this moment, it was raining heavily outside. The rain was like a river pouring down from the sky, turbulent and fierce.

The rain fell on the ground with a crackling sound, splashing countless water droplets.

In such a rainstorm, even if the drone camera outside has the most advanced technology, it is difficult to capture the images inside the tent, and no sound can be heard.

Xin Tian rolled his eyes slightly, and a hint of curiosity and cunning flashed in his smart eyes.

The arrogant Ergou immediately understood what she meant.

He and Xin Tian did bad things together without leaving their names, and this was not the first time they had worked together.

It's really smooth.

I saw that Dese Ergou acted quickly, like a magical magician, preparing to broadcast the scene of Xinzhu and Nina's quarreling in the tent.

At night, when the darkness is as dark as ink, many night owls are still awake. They are either scrolling through their phones out of boredom or busy with their own things, but they are all hanging on the live broadcast room, waiting for some unexpected surprises.

Soon, netizens heard a lot of extremely dirty shouting and cursing from the live broadcast room.

The language was simply unbearable to hear, and the insults were sharp and fierce, like two sharp swords clashing against each other.

The curse was so unpleasant that even rural women in their fifties or sixties might not be able to curse so harshly.

The curse was full of anger, accusation and unwillingness. Every word was like a bomb, exploding in people's ears.

All the netizens on the webpage were shocked and stunned, and there was a pause for a full ten seconds.

In these ten seconds, time and space were both frozen in half.

There were some sporadic comments before, like twinkling stars in the night sky, appearing and disappearing.

However, when the shouting and cursing came out, the entire webpage was cast under a spell, and there were almost no pop-ups.

Everyone was stunned!

Their mouths opened wide, their eyes widened, and they couldn't believe their ears.

Ten seconds later, suddenly, pop-up screens spurted out like a blowout.

The number of pop-up screens and their speed were so fast that it was dizzying.

The originally quiet live broadcast room suddenly became busier than a vegetable market early in the morning.

Various comments, exclamations, and accusations came flooding in like a tide, drowning the live broadcast room in noise.

Oh my god! I'm so scared! I can't believe my eyes. Is this really Xinzhu and Nina? Oh my god, am I seeing things?

[No, no, I have to hurry and get some people over here so everyone can see these two. They're just jaw-dropping! Are they still the Xinzhu and Nina we used to know? I can't imagine them becoming like this. (⊙o⊙)]

[Wow, the contrast is too great, it's like falling from the clouds into a mud pit. It's so horrible. This is really unacceptable!]

"Let's be honest: how can public figures be so uncultured? Isn't this completely destroying the love and trust their fans have for them? Who would dare to be their fan anymore? They're simply destroying their own future!"

[I was truly blown away. I feel like all my previous love for them was wasted, like I'd just fed them to a dog. These two, just chill now and stop causing trouble for others! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻]

Oh my god! What the hell is going on with Xinzhu and Nina? This is clearly a massive character collapse! They used to be so glamorous and goddess-like, like stars high above, admired and loved. But now? The insults are so harsh, it's completely shocking!

The contrast is too great, like falling from the clouds into a mud pit. It's a horrible sight. This is truly unacceptable!

Oh my god! What the hell are these two thinking? Their behavior is so low! It completely defies our perception of them. Don't they realize the impact their words and actions can have? The way they're cursing, how can they even be considered public figures? They're just like two unreasonable shrews. (°o°) ~ @fainted…]

My worldview has been shattered! Xinzhu and Nina are going crazy! The verbal abuse is truly incredible! It's breathtaking.

Is this still the celebrity we remember? This is a typical shrew scolding people on the street! Suddenly, the situation turned bad, and they were all dressed in black. I don't want to see them again. (＞﹏＜) No~]

[Wow, are they still public figures? This is a complete shrew scolding! Their image completely collapsed at this moment. I'm so impressed by their scolding skills!]

This is too much! She totally disregards her own image and the feelings of her fans. (╬￣皿￣)＝○＃（￣＃）3￣)]

[Help! My ears are taking 10,000 critical hits. Xinzhu and Nina, please be more careful! (wДw) What are you doing? My ears are almost deafened by your scolding! It's like being bombarded by a super loudspeaker.]

Stop swearing so recklessly and reflect on your actions. Doing this will only lead to more people being disappointed and disgusted with you. (＞﹏＜) Ugh… Are you trying to scare all your fans away? Can't you just talk like a normal person? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻]

What the hell! These two are a complete disaster. Don't show up again, okay? (⊙o⊙) Wow, your bickering is like two clowns performing a farce on stage. It's unbearable to watch. Please, just disappear and stop polluting our view. (｀Δ′)!

I really am! I used to have a glimmer of hope for them. Now, it seems like nothing! (-.-) I naively thought they'd rein themselves in, but I never expected them to let loose like this. My fantasy was like a beautiful bubble, bursting with a poke from them. (°o°) ~ @fainted...]

Oh my god! What Xinzhu and Nina did was outrageous! The curse words were so nasty, even scarier than the quarrels among the aunties at the vegetable market!

Are these still the idols we once admired? Isn't this a slap in the face? Don't they know their every move is in the public eye? They're completely ruining their careers by cursing people so brazenly! It's truly speechless!

[（???︿???）My mind is full of questions right now. What the hell is wrong with these two? Can't they have a little sense of public morality and professional ethics? Their image has plummeted, and I guess they won't be able to survive in the entertainment industry anymore! It's so disappointing. From now on, I'll avoid them when I see them, so as not to be affected by their negativity! （＞﹏＜）No~]

Oh my god! This is too degrading! Xinzhu and Nina, your characters are completely shattered! (???︿???) You're like two vases that have been smashed, your former beauty and elegance gone. Now there's only a pile of broken pieces, and it makes people shake their heads. (╬￣皿￣)＝○＃（￣＃）3￣)]

[I'm so impressed! These two are like two bombs, blowing my good impression to pieces! (⊙o⊙) Wow, as soon as they opened their mouths, it was like a bomb exploding, instantly blowing my good impression to dust. My good impression of them plummeted from 100% to negative. (°o°) ~ @fainted...]

Absolutely! The way they curse, they don't even look like celebrities at all. They're just shrews! (-.-) They look like two shrews throwing a tantrum at the market, completely devoid of the aura and aura of celebrities. (╬￣皿￣)＝○＃（￣＃）3￣)]

At this moment, Xin Tian received the footage that Deuse Ergou relayed to her. The scene of Xin Zhu and Nina quarreling in that footage was extremely exciting.

The corners of her mouth lifted up involuntarily, and the slightly upward arc seemed to carry a hint of pride and cunning.

(o ゜▽゜) o☆

[BINGO!]

Great! Got one! Xin Tian was secretly delighted.

This time, Xin Zhu is dead, with no way out!

In the entertainment industry, she has completely become popular!

Xin Tian himself did not expect that just a rainstorm could easily knock Xin Zhu out!

This is a real surprise.

The director was already awakened by the noise here.

The entire production crew was stunned, their faces filled with disbelief. Was this the star they had invited?

This is too addictive!

Originally, the director was worried that the entire variety show would be ruined by these two people. After all, if something like this happened, the impact would not be small.

However, when he saw the viewership numbers still rising even late at night, he couldn't help but laugh.

As long as the data is good, who cares whether the house collapses or not?

Even if this is the person the investor dad asked to be taken care of, that’s not allowed!

Besides, they had already tried their best. She collapsed on her own and even the gods couldn't save her! !