Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

No one could have predicted that Xin Tian would choose to dive!

The photographer quickly pointed the camera at the place where Xin Tian had just dived, but for the next five seconds, there was no movement on the water surface.

At this moment, all the viewers in the live broadcast room fell silent, as if time had stopped.

However, just three seconds later, the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room suddenly exploded, surging like a tide.

[Wow, I was so scared. Goddess sister, why did you suddenly dive into the water?]

【Hurry up and save him! 】

What happened? Was this a plot pre-planned by the crew?

[Sister Goddess should be able to swim, right? ]

These comments fell like snowflakes, filled with the audience's concern and doubts.

The entire live broadcast room suddenly became a bustling vegetable market.

"Director, you need a strong heart to watch your livestream! My heart almost jumped out of my chest just now. It's truly worthy of being the top survival variety show. It's so thrilling! My blood pressure is soaring!"

[Is Sister Goddess okay? I'm so worried!]

[This is too unexpected. Did the production team prepare any emergency measures? ]

[I hope Sister Goddess is safe and sound, otherwise, this show would be too heartbreaking.]

If anything happened to the goddess, this show would definitely be criticized.

[What the hell is going on? I'm so anxious.]

[Hopefully, the goddess sister will be rescued soon and continue to shine on the show.]

The director was also confused!

He stared at the screen with wide eyes, his heart filled with confusion and worry.

what happened?

Why did this happen suddenly?

While quickly thinking about the possible reasons, he urgently contacted the on-site staff to find out the situation.

At the same time, he prayed silently in his heart, hoping that his goddess sister would be safe and sound.

After all, she is a highlight of the show. If an accident occurs, it will not only have a negative impact on the show, but more importantly, it will endanger the lives of the contestants.

Thinking of this, the director felt even more depressed. He knew that he had a heavy responsibility and that he had to find a solution to the problem as soon as possible.

The key point is, isn't this the part he arranged?

He turned his head and his eyes fell on the two assistant directors.

However, they also looked confused and shook their heads to indicate that this part was not arranged by them.

Three seconds later, the director finally came to his senses and shouted at the top of his voice:

"Quick, quick, go and save them!"

At this moment, he couldn't help but feel a little regretful, muttering to himself:

"Is there something wrong with this girl's brain? Why would she suddenly commit suicide?"

He began to regret bringing Xin Tian into the program team. Although high ratings are a good thing, he now has to bear such a huge legal responsibility.

If something really happens to Xin Tian, ​​not only will his personal reputation be damaged, but the entire program will be discredited.

Thinking of this, his face became extremely ugly, like a crumpled piece of paper, full of worry and helplessness.

Just a minute later, "Goddess sister, committed suicide by diving?" This entry quickly shot up like a rocket, topping the trending search list in the blink of an eye.

As the entry climbed in popularity, photos of Xin Tian's eyes, as clear as lake water, went viral online, spreading quickly like a virus.

Countless curious netizens were attracted by this photo and flocked into the live broadcast room to find out what was going on.

They were filled with doubts and curiosity. Who was this goddess sister?

Why do people choose to commit suicide?

The number of people watching variety shows suddenly showed a blowout growth, exceeding 100 million in a short period of time.

The director sat backstage, nervously listening to the data reported by the staff, taking deep breaths continuously, trying to calm his inner excitement.

He felt both ecstatic and somewhat melancholy.

This feeling made him sigh that life is full of contradictions and complex emotions, both pain and happiness, which is difficult to describe. It is truly painful and happy.

The moment Xin Tian jumped into the water, she immediately felt a strong impact.

Countless streams of thick filth surged out of the pores all over her body like a tide, and suddenly found an outlet, and were discharged continuously.

The smell is indescribable, disgusting, and extremely sour.

However, at this moment, the severe pain that had been tormenting her suddenly disappeared without a trace as if it had received some mysterious signal to stop.

Xin Tian breathed a sigh of relief and secretly rejoiced.

I have to say that this guy Ergou is really good at it. He has a good grasp of time and rhythm. Everything is arranged extremely accurately, and all links are perfectly connected.

Well, since he performed so well, let’s not criticize him today.

She swam slowly to the bottom of the water, thinking that she must leave here as soon as possible.

Just now, after she jumped into the water, she heard the sound of Yuan Shi jumping down right after her.

She was now covered in dirt and some toxins had not been completely eliminated, so she decided to avoid him first.

Xin Tian knew that she was good at swimming, but the body she had now could not swim at all.

However, she did not back down, but worked hard to adapt to this new body.

Soon, she mastered the underwater environment and the direction of the water flow.

Xin Tian swam hard to the side because she saw a dense reed bed there.

These reeds can provide her with a certain amount of shelter and protection, allowing her to temporarily avoid Yuan Shi's sight.

With every stroke of his arms and kick of his legs, Xin Tian felt himself becoming more and more adapted to this strange underwater world.

Her movements became more fluid and natural, and soon she became one with this body.

Finally, Xin Tian successfully swam to the edge of the reeds.

The original owner could not swim, but she relied on her courage and perseverance, tried to synchronize her soul and body, and tenaciously swam the distance.

She reached out, gently grasped a withered reed, and pulled it in front of her.

The reed had withered, becoming soft and fragile, but it was a life-saving straw for Xin Tian.

Carefully, she lifted her head out of the water, took the end of the reed in her mouth, and took a deep breath, filling her lungs with air.

Then she slowly dived into the water again, keeping quiet and trying not to make any noise.

Because she knew that once Yuan Shi found out, she would not be able to hide the dirt on her body.

She hid quietly in the reeds, observing the movements around her through the sparse reed leaves.

Yuan Shi seemed to have not noticed her presence yet and was still looking for her in the distance.

Xin Tian was secretly glad, but at the same time he felt a little nervous.

Time passed minute by minute, and Xin Tian still hid quietly in the reeds, not daring to move easily.

Her body gradually adapted to the underwater environment and her breathing became steady.

However, she always remains vigilant and ready to deal with any danger that may arise.

Just then, she suddenly heard a slight noise.

The sound came from the other side of the reeds, as if someone was approaching.

Xin Tian's heart suddenly rose to her throat. She tightly grasped the reed in her hand, ready to deal with any emergency at any time.

After Yuan Shi went into the water, he was distracted for a moment and found that Xin Tian was gone.

He searched frantically around the bottom of the water.

At the same time, actor Xu Tiangao watched the little girl get off the plane and fall straight into the water after taking a few steps.

He was stunned for three full seconds before coming to his senses. Then he quickly rushed to the edge of the platform and jumped into the water to save people.

Upon seeing this, the staff on the platform immediately organized a rescue operation, and several of them jumped into the water to start searching.

This lake is the only source of water on the deserted island, but its area is not very large.

Since there was no suitable place for helicopter landing on the deserted island, the program team chose to land on water.

Yuan Yu held Su Nuan tightly, and the two stood anxiously on the edge of the platform, staring at the calm water.

Su Nuan was so nervous that her face turned pale, and she asked in a trembling voice:

"Sister Yuanyu, is Sister Goddess okay? Why did she suddenly jump into the water? Sister Goddess...she should be able to swim, right?"

Yuan Yu's face was full of worry, but he still pretended to be calm and replied:

"It's going to be alright, it's definitely going to be alright! Your goddess sister, good luck will always be with you, everything will be fine."

Despite this, her eyes could not hide her inner uneasiness and worry.

"Host, you jumped down so suddenly. When you leave later, you need to find a good excuse. Otherwise, I believe you will be scolded. If you don't have a reasonable reason for mobilizing such a large force, hehe, you are dead!"

Xin Tian couldn't help but spit at the cocky Ergou.

She muttered to herself, this guy is always like this, every time he gives her a node to choose from, it's not good? Every time he forces her to think of all kinds of ways to get around it.

Now, I have to find a way to explain this sudden action.

While thinking about it, Xin Tian spat at the arrogant Ergou a few times, and his heart was full of dissatisfaction with the arrogant Ergou.

She couldn't help but think of her previous experiences. Every time, it was because of Ergou's impulsive behavior that she was put in an embarrassing situation.

This time was no exception, and she had to face the upcoming questioning and blame.

"Well, I'm doomed. Whose fault is this? Look, what kind of timing did you choose? Couldn't you have done it earlier, so I could have avoided people and taken the Marrow Cleansing Pill?"

There was a hint of complaint and helplessness in Xin Tian's tone.

She felt that if she had chosen the right time earlier, she would not have the trouble she has now.

However, Ergou did not realize his mistake, but continued to say smugly:

"Hey, I did that on purpose. It makes it more challenging."

Hearing this, Xin Tian was immediately furious. She gritted her teeth and said:

"You still have the nerve to say that! Do you know that because of your willfulness, we may have to face a lot of unnecessary trouble and difficulties?"

After saying that, she sighed deeply and began to think about how to deal with the next situation.

(⊙x⊙;)

Xin Tian sank quietly to the bottom of the water, breathing with the help of the reed.

The sound of water she heard just now made her alert, but as time passed, she found that the owner of the sound did not seem to notice her presence, but instead searched nearby and then gradually walked away.

She secretly breathed a sigh of relief and continued to wait patiently.

When she felt that all the dirt in her body had been discharged, she knew that she could finally leave this place.

The effect of the marrow cleansing pill exceeded expectations. It not only cleared out impurities in the body, but also polluted a large area of ​​surrounding water.

Sure enough, the effect is great.

However, Xin Tian obviously felt refreshed, his mental state was completely new, as if he had been reborn.

Ten minutes later, Xin Tian finally emerged from the water and breathed in fresh air.

At this moment, the entire live broadcast room was in chaos, and the audience exclaimed in surprise.

Yuan Shi had sharp eyes and was the first to spot Xin Tian. He swam towards Xin Tian quickly.

Xu Tiangao and other rescue workers immediately gathered around and looked at Xin Tian nervously.

Everyone was surprised to find that Xin Tian could actually swim, but her strength was obviously exhausted.

After getting ashore, Xin Tian was pale and trembling all over, obviously very scared.

She gasped for breath and explained to the camera: "It was really thrilling just now. I almost thought I was going to sink..."

Her voice was clear but with a hint of panting, and she sounded extremely tired.

"I'm sorry... I'm so sorry! I saw this shimmering light on the water from the plane just now, and I thought there was something special there. Curious, I walked over to take a look. But as I reached the edge, my foot suddenly slipped, and I fell into the water. I was really panicked at the time and was completely at a loss. For some reason, my foot was entangled in the seaweed, and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get rid of it. I struggled with all my might, but the situation only got worse, and the seaweed tightened around me."

Xin Tian's face was full of fear and helplessness, her voice was low and trembling, full of fear and anxiety.

She rarely spoke so much in front of others.

When people hear or see this, they feel pity.

[Oh, did you fall into the water? Didn't you dive? Oh, Goddess Sister, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, everything is fine now.]

[By the way, why did the production team arrange a water landing? How dangerous is that? Fortunately, the goddess sister is fine.]

[Oh, I feel so sorry for the goddess. What's going on? Could there be a water ghost in the water, bewitching the goddess? But everything is fine now. The goddess is indeed a goddess, immune to all poisons!]

[Yeah, that seems to be the case.]

The discussion among netizens has gone off topic again.

The director watched Xin Tian go on stage and then heaved a sigh of relief.

For the sake of ratings, he has such a little heart!

At this time, Xin Zhu walked forward.

"Oh, sister. Are you okay? I think you just choked on some water, it's not a big deal. God bless you! But, I'm not saying you're being too careless. Look at you, running around in the water. When you fell into the water, the actor and several other people jumped in with you. You're all soaked, and we still have to record the show later. What are we going to do?"

Xin Zhu's words seemed to be comforting, but every word was meant to sow discord between Xin Tian and the actor, Yuan Shi, and other staff members.

The staff took one look at the people who were soaking wet and quickly arranged for them to go downstairs and change clothes.

Fortunately, the scene was prepared. They had prepared a lot of wilderness survival clothing, just enough for several people to change into. After changing clothes, Xin Tian was wearing camouflage uniforms. The bare clothes made her look even thinner, and she looked almost like a skeleton.

[Oh my, Sister Goddess, you've escaped from the refugee camp? Why are you so thin?]