Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

"Sister Yuan Yu, I'm Su Nuan. My mother is the younger sister of my cousin Xu Tiangao's mother, and she's my only biological sister. Because of this, Xu Tiangao has become my only cousin."

At this time, Xin Tian heard these words and asked Deser Ergou:

"Ergou, Su Nuan is from the Su family, right? And Xu Tiangao should be from the Xu family in Beijing!"

"Yes, host."

The tone of the self-deprecating Ergou was very calm, and he continued,

"The Su family is barely at the bottom of the list among the aristocratic families in the capital. In recent years, the Su family has been on the decline. The main branch of the Su family is even sparsely populated and gradually withered. By the time of Su Nuan's father's generation, he was the only son. The others were distant relatives, and many of them coveted the Su family's wealth. Over the years, it was only Su Nuan's parents who struggled to support the family."

The arrogant Ergou was originally talking incessantly, but at the moment he came to this point, he suddenly paused without any warning.

Then, a cry of surprise came out of his mouth.

"Wow! Why on earth is this happening? Why is this happening?"

His tone was full of doubt and confusion, as if he was trapped in an unsolvable fog.

"Speak humanely and talk nicely if you have something to say."

Xin Tian was immediately disgusted by Ergou's show-off behavior and yelled at him without any hesitation.

The cocky Ergou suddenly became aggrieved, like a child who had been wronged.

He quickly stopped his constant mumbling and dared not make any sound.

"Host, just now, I suddenly felt an extremely mysterious pulling force on Su Nuan. But what kind of pulling force is this? I really have no idea at the moment. I searched all the data as quickly as possible, eagerly trying to find clues about this pulling force. However, in the end, I found nothing."

"That means there's probably a hidden plot here. However, I'm currently unable to activate it."

Xin Tian spoke expressionlessly, his eyes revealing a hint of thought as he tried hard to explore the mystery behind it.

She looked at the little girl.

This time, the little girl hugged Yuan Yu tightly and refused to let go.

Xu Tiangao slowly turned to Yuan Yu with an apologetic expression on his face.

Yuan Yu shook her head slightly, her movement gentle and graceful, indicating to Xu Tiangao that this matter was not a problem.

"Sister Yuanyu, my name is Su Nuan, which means "nuan" in the Chinese character for "lantian ri nuan yu sheng yan" (Blue Field Sun Warm Jade Smoke)."

The little girl's clear and pleasant voice sounded particularly kind to Xin Tian.

She, she, actually introduced her own name in this way. Is there really some kind of mysterious attraction in the dark?

Xin Tian couldn't help but feel doubts and thoughts in his heart.

"Oh, it's like the warm sun in Lantian, the jade smoke rising from it. Isn't it just the word 'nuan'? The warm 'nuan', the gentle 'nuan', isn't it just this word 'nuan'? The girls nowadays are really good at playing tricks, they are so pretentious!"

Little Orange looked at the little girl who had attracted everyone's attention at once, and a feeling of jealousy welled up in his heart.

She stared at Su Nuan closely, and her tone of voice was somewhat sarcastic, and her words were full of sourness.

Xin Zhu's eyes suddenly lit up after hearing Xiaojuzi mocking Su Nuan's introduction, and she keenly noticed something unusual and special about it.

A hint of interested inquiry slowly revealed itself in her eyes, as if she was examining a commodity to be sold.

She saw clearly and genuinely the undisguised love that Xin Tian had for Su Nuan.

Hehe, this teammate's words really touched the heart of her heart.

She couldn't help but get excited, and quickly turned to look at Xin Tian, ​​wondering in her heart, when will this guy Xin Tian completely "go crazy"?

She looked like she was looking forward to a wonderful show that was about to take place.

After Yuan Yu heard what Xiaojuzi said, his eyes suddenly became like a super faint meteor flashing across the night sky, shining for a moment and then disappearing.

His mouth was slightly open, as if he wanted to speak, but in the end, no movement came.

Hey, that little look of wanting to say something but hesitating to do so aroused Xu Tiangao's curiosity like a kitten scratching its heart, and his mind was in a state of restlessness.

What on earth was Yuan Yu trying to say? Was he trying to vent his anger on Nuan Nuan?

Yuan Yu, she is famous for her gentleness and restraint. Usually she is like a quietly blooming lily, elegant and quiet.

I didn't expect that at the critical moment, I would also be a little stubborn.

At this time, Su Nuan quietly tugged at Yuan Yu's clothes with her little hands in her arms, as if she was doing a little secret action.

Yuan Yu looked down at Su Nuan.

Su Nuan blinked at her.

Su Nuan slowly turned her head, and her voice was so sweet and crisp, just like a super sweet and crisp apple that had just been bitten.

"Hey, sister, I don't know you yet. What's your name? I heard from my cousin that the production team of this variety show invited all the big names. So, sister, which big name are you? I was thinking, since you are a big name, then at least your quality must be excellent. You can't argue with a little kid, right? Hehe, if you do, it will be uncool."

These words were spoken so slowly and calmly, coupled with her voice so clear that it could be used as a musical instrument.

If it wasn't a live broadcast, most people would have thought she was an adult looking at her quirky little face!

Wow, now, everyone in the live broadcast room heard it carefully.

The sound was so clear, just like a subwoofer speaker next to your ear.

Little Orange's face suddenly turned as red as a ripe apple.

You know, she is an internet celebrity with a certain degree of fame, but she is still far from being a real big star!

This has always been a pain in her heart.

In the world of internet celebrities, those big names are “eternal gods”, while she can only be regarded as a “little transparent” at best, and sometimes even a “pure victim”.

Now, her scars were ruthlessly exposed by this seemingly innocent little girl in such a calm way.

Her face suddenly turned red and blood seemed to be dripping out.

As for Su Nuan, it was obvious that she was not going to let her go so easily.

She deliberately sighed deeply, and then muttered to herself.

"That's right. If he were a true great man, he would definitely be broad-minded. Why would he bother with a child like me who has never experienced the world? Alas, it seems that I am still too naive to have such unrealistic ideas."

As he spoke, he shook his head in pretended distress, which made people laugh.

Then, Su Nuan attacked again innocently.

"The world of internet celebrities is like a battle of gods. A rookie like me needs to stay away. However, the real big names all have a vision, unlike some small-time internet celebrities who are simply 'small-minded'. What I'm saying is, we can't be 'trolls' who just vent their anger without caring whether what they say is true or not. As a human being, we should have some manners, right?"

After saying that, she deliberately glanced at Xiaojuzi with a hint of teasing and mockery in her eyes.

This little girl, with her childish demeanor, spoke in an adult tone, yet she was still so serious that it made people inexplicably want to laugh.

Little Orange felt a little uncomfortable under Su Nuan's gaze. She frowned and said unconvincedly:

"Huh, wasn't what I said right? Those people just have no vision!"

Yuan Yu couldn't help but laugh at Su Nuan's adorable appearance. She gently patted Little Orange's head and comforted him, "Yes, our Little Orange is absolutely right. But we shouldn't argue with them. Just be yourself."

Little Orange nodded, as if he understood something.

She puffed out her chest and said confidently:

"I know, sister. I want to be a person with a broad mind and not be easily influenced by others."

Xu Tiangao didn't say a word to intervene. He didn't know whether he should be worried or laughing.

Looking at Su Nuan's deliberately determined eyes, my heart was filled with relief.

He believed that Su Nuan would never suffer any loss no matter where she went.

I really don’t know where this girl learned this from. She’s so sinister.

[Hahahaha, oh my, I'm almost bursting out laughing again.]

Look at Su Nuan, she's truly "hitting people in the face, poking them in the heart"! And this little Juzi is just an ordinary internet celebrity. It's said that she somehow hooked up with Miss Xin and landed on this variety show. Haha, that really hits the nail on the head!

[This title of Chosen Matchmaker, well, it really has to be Su Nuan! Xiaojuzi's actions are simply that of a "big grudger." He thought he could use his connections to get ahead, but when he ran into Su Nuan, he was completely humiliated.]

[Perhaps Little Orange is currently wondering how she managed to meet this "chosen matchmaker" and how unlucky she is.]

[Haha, Su Nuan's personality is so tough. She's really merciless!]

Su Nuan bluntly exposed Xiaojuzi's attempt to get on a variety show by clinging to Miss Xin. The scene was truly captivating. This girl truly doesn't follow the beaten path. Not only does she dare to "make a move" on movie stars, she's even ruthless towards small-time internet celebrities.

Xiaojuzi, you must be feeling like a "pure grouch" right now. You wanted to shine on variety shows, but Su Nuan's blow has made you question your life, "I was the clown." And Su Nuan, the "chosen matchmaker," doesn't care who you are; if you're wrong, she'll just lash out.