Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

As soon as Lantian opened his eyes, he felt like he was stuffed into a dark, stuffy jar and was squeezed to death.

Ouch!

What's happening here?

Her eyes couldn't see clearly, but she vaguely felt that there was a light calling her ahead.

That is the dawn of hope.

She just felt that her soul was about to leave her body!

She didn't care about anything else, she used all her strength, spread her feet (even though she seemed to have no strength in her feet now), and rushed towards the light.

Finally, she saw a ray of light.

"Congratulations, Madam Xin, the baby is born! She's incredibly beautiful, like a fairy. She weighs a full 7.7 jins!"

Lantian heard a woman shouting at the top of her lungs.

The noise makes my head hurt!

Now, Lantian is really tired and his body is almost falling apart.

At this moment, she felt so tired as if her cramps were pulled, and she just wanted to have a good rest.

Lantian couldn't hold on any longer. As soon as he closed his eyes, he was about to faint.

"Why aren't you crying? Madam Xin, don't worry, just leave it to me. It'll be fine in a moment. Haha, watch me teach you a lesson, you little rascal!"

A particularly loud voice exploded in Lan Tian's ears again.

Lan Tian felt like she was dreaming. The noise in her ears was so loud that she couldn't fall asleep.

She frowned and tried hard to ignore the noises.

But the sound became louder and louder, determined to wake her up from her dream.

"Why aren't you crying yet? Madam Xin, don't worry, let me handle it. It will be fine soon. Haha, let me teach you a lesson, you little naughty boy!"

The voice continued, and at the same time, Lan Tian felt a force slapping her buttocks twice.

"what!"

Lantian couldn't help but scream, and the pain made her wake up suddenly.

She opened her eyes and found herself in an unfamiliar environment. There was a group of people around her, who were vaguely visible and surrounding her.

She realized that she had a fetal abortion and had just been born.

And the person who spanked her was the midwife.

Lantian was angry and wanted to curse, but when she opened her mouth, what came out was a loud cry: "Wa, wa, wa..." Her cry echoed in the delivery room, deafening.

"Okay, okay, Mrs. Xin, the baby is as healthy as a cow and is developing well. There's nothing wrong."

The midwife said to Lantian's mother with a smile.

^ _ ^

Lantian was feeling depressed. Why did he just hear a baby crying when he opened his mouth?

Lantian felt extremely tired and felt like he was about to become a tired dead dog.

She closed her eyes and soon fell into a deep and sweet sleep.

When she opened her eyes again, she was surprised to find that she was in a small crib.

Because the baby's eyesight is not yet developed enough, she can only see the surrounding scene vaguely but cannot see the details clearly.

Lantian was a little anxious and wanted to know what had happened.

So she called out in her heart, "Serious Ergou, quickly present the plot to me!"

However, Deser Dog did not respond to her.

Lantian couldn't help feeling angry and helpless, thinking that this hateful guy actually ignored her request at this moment.

At this moment, Lantian suddenly felt a powerful impact, like a tsunami sweeping over and exploding in her mind.

This power surged into her mind like a tide, instantly submerging her consciousness.

Lantian realized that this was the power of the plot.

However, for a little baby, this powerful force almost burst her head.

If it weren't for Lantian's own powerful spiritual awareness, she would have fainted in an instant and completely lost her life.

In any case, the unreliable and arrogant Ergou almost killed her again! She almost died just as she appeared in the mission world.

In desperation, she could only quickly withdraw her consciousness from the baby's sea of ​​consciousness, allowing her powerful consciousness to take in all the plot information and stay quietly in the baby's sea of ​​consciousness, which was only the size of a ping-pong ball.

However, just as the powerful consciousness was withdrawn, the baby immediately closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep, sleeping forever.

(￣△￣;)

After Lantian finished reading the plot, she could no longer control her anger and blurted out a series of vulgar words.

"Holy shit, what the hell! Alpaca, what the hell! What kind of rubbish is this plot? Tongzi, you cocky bastard, get out of here! Why did you choose this moment to let me in? Why did you put me in a situation where I was about to die as soon as I entered?"

Oops!

According to the plot, it's only ten minutes away from now.

The hateful human trafficker, Ma Changgui and his evil wife Ye Hong, were about to bring their wild girl into the VIP room of the original owner's mother, Chu Wanfeng, to take over the room, replace the original owner, and leave their daughter behind.

This vicious couple actually left their daughter there, but secretly replaced Lantian - Xin Xin and Chu Wanfeng's real daughter and took her away from the ward.

However, at this moment, the original owner's mother, Chu Wanfeng, had just been pushed out of the delivery room, and the anesthetic had not yet worn off, so she was in a deep sleep. Chu Wanfeng was like a hibernating bear at this moment, and no matter how much she called out, she could not wake up.

Meanwhile, the nanny who was taking care of her mother in the hospital had just left the ward, like a busy top, after being directed by the nurse. At this moment, she was registering and queuing for Chu Wanfeng according to the doctor's diagnosis for the day.

As for his father, Xin Xin, he was just called away by Chu Wanfeng's attending physician a minute ago, like a chicken.

So, at this moment, in this spacious VIP ward, there was not a single adult who could be in charge!

All this happened because the original owner's father, Xin Xin, had a crazy, super mentally retarded, brainless love fan, Liu Qi.

This is a huge conspiracy by Liu Qi to take revenge on her mother Chu Wanfeng!

Liu Qi, the eldest daughter of the wealthy Liu family, has been obsessed with Xin Xin since childhood.

It’s a pity that Xin Xin didn’t even look at her.

Later, Xin Xin married Chu Wanfeng, the eldest daughter of the wealthy Chu family, through an arranged marriage.

This time, Liu Qi was not going to do it.

She was unwilling to accept this and her lungs were about to explode with jealousy!

She refused to give up and wanted to take revenge on Chu Wanfeng.

So, she had been hiding behind the scenes, doing everything she could to arrange these things, just to create a perfect opportunity for Ma Changgui and Ye Hong to successfully exchange Xin Xin and his wife's biological child.

She had only one goal, which was to take revenge on Chu Wanfeng and let her taste the pain of having her child taken away from her.

At the same time, she also wanted to use this opportunity to take revenge on Xin Xin and let him know how powerful she is.

?( o?o)

However, after reading the entire plot, I feel like my head is about to explode. It’s Lantian!

How to do?

What should she do?

How can I save myself?

Lantian felt that his head was in a mess!

At this time, the system was hiding in the corner pretending to be dead, not daring to make a sound.

Finally, the system, the arrogant Ergou, couldn't help but defend himself:

"Master, you can't blame me! The time point of entering the plot is not something I can precisely control. The time point of each entry is determined by the small world itself."

Lantian responded angrily:

"Hmph, you idiotic system! Do you think I don't know? You could have chosen a suitable time period to appear, but you chose such a terrible world node, putting me in this predicament! Look at this, what kind of broken thing is this? A newborn baby, what do you think she can do? Or do you think she can do anything?"

In his heart, Lantian cursed the arrogant Ergou and his ancestors over and over again.

However, "Deser Dog" has no other family members but himself.

Lantian looked at the arrogant Ergou speechlessly, thinking, this guy, why is he so anxious now?

But she herself was just trying to stay alive. Her life motto was to stay alive as long as possible, every second counts. If she couldn't stay alive any longer, then she would just have to fight!

However, she knew that now was not the time to hide.

^ _ ^

Seeing that Lantian hadn't reacted yet, Ergou suddenly opened his mouth and shouted:

"Host, hurry up! Don't waste time! Find a solution! In one minute, Ma Changgui and Ye Hong will rush in! They're in the elevator now, and it's already on this floor!"

Lantian was startled by the shouting of Ergou and almost lost his sleep.

She came to her senses and cursed inwardly, "Oh my god, why is this guy so jumpy!"

Lantian tried to calm himself down and think about how to deal with the situation.

One minute?

What the hell can you do in one minute?

Besides, even if she had supernatural abilities, she was still a newborn baby! Lan Tian felt it carefully and found that she had no skills at all.

A baby who cannot use any skills.

Faced with such a predicament, Lantian couldn't help but feel a sense of powerlessness.

But she did not give up. Instead, she decided to observe the surrounding environment first to see if there were any resources or clues that could be used?

At the same time, she began to think about how to deal with Ma Changgui and Ye Hong to delay time as much as possible?

Each world has its own specific rules and restrictions.

In this world, whether cultivation is possible is still an unknown?

Even if you can practice, it's too late to start now.

By the time she achieved some success in her cultivation, it was already too late!

"Stop showing off! I think you should use your points as soon as possible to redeem a variant spell, the Parent-Child Traction Technique, derived from your own five skills and systematically evolved! This one doesn't require practice!"

In an instant, a detailed introduction to the parent-child traction technique emerged in Lantian's sea of ​​consciousness.

Parent-child traction, literally speaking, is a spell that can only be performed between blood-related parents and children.

At this moment, Lantian no longer cared about the matter of the system calling her directly and showing off.

According to the introduction, after the parent-child traction technique is performed, the person being performed on can see everything that the performer sees through the performer's eyes.

If the person being cast the spell is one of the parents, the other parent, even if the spell is not cast on them, can see what the person being cast the spell sees by touching the body of the person being cast the spell.

Now it seems that parent-child traction is very suitable for her current urgent situation.

Ergou is a reliable guy as long as he doesn't spend any money.

When he doesn't spend money, he's pretty reliable.