On the wedding day, my wife was abnormal

The big-eyed thief is called differently in different places. Some say it is groundhog, some say it is marmot, and some say it is yellow rat.

Of course, this yellow rat is not the same as that yellow rat. It does not wear armor, does not curse, and will not visit prostitutes behind Lin Zhen's back.

The big-eyed thief Lin Zhen mentioned is actually a groundhog.

This big rat is very fat, with a round waist, not much smaller than the little axe in its mouth.

Little Naofu held it in his mouth, ran to Lin Zhen, and finally threw it on the ground with a "pa ji" sound, and called to Lin Zhen in a baby voice as if asking for credit.

"Ah meow——"

After calling out, he walked over and kept rubbing Lin Zhen's calf.

What a good dog...Oh no, what a good tiger!

Lin Zhen happily picked it up and spun around in a circle: "Little thing! You know how to be filial at such a young age. You're much better than your fat uncle!"

"Ah meow——" Little Naofu was also very happy and kept barking his teeth.

Lin Zhen held it in front of him, and it stuck out its tongue and licked Lin Zhen.

Hiss... Fortunately it's a little tiger and the thorns are not very sharp.

If it was a big tiger, Lin Zhen would probably have lost half of his face.

Finally, Lin Zhen put it down and began to deal with the big-eyed thief.

He took out a small dagger and ripped it open along the jaw, taking out all the internal organs and throwing them to Little Brain Axe.

Anyway, it's a carnivore, so it won't be harmed by eating it.

Lin Zhen took the rest of his body to the stream to wash it, while thinking about how to start a fire.

After thinking about it, I realized that I didn't have any tinder or flint with me, so I was probably only able to make fire by rubbing two sticks together.

After washing the big-eyed thief and putting him aside, I saw the little brain axe lying on the ground eating with his eyes squinting and his mouth full of blood.

It sounds a bit scary, but it looks pretty cute.

Lin Zhen came to the apricot tree and collected a lot of dead leaves, and found a lot of dry firewood, and gathered them all together.

Find a spacious open space, kneel on the ground, find a relatively wide branch, dig a groove on it with a dagger, and put the drill rod in.

Then use stones to hold the fire board down to prevent it from moving around, and finally trample the collected dead leaves to make their fibers fluffy.

After preparing all this, Lin Zhen spat into his palms twice.

Whether I can have a meal depends on this.

Approaching Science, you'd better not lie to me, otherwise I will definitely blow up your column team.

He knelt on the ground, put his hands on the drill rod, and began to rub it rapidly.

But the fire board seemed to be against Lin Zhen. After rubbing it for several minutes, only a little black powder came out, and not even a spark could be seen. Instead, Lin Zhen was so tired that his arms were sore.

What's going on? Is there something wrong with the operation?

Xiao Naofu seemed not to be full, and ran over to rub Lin Zhen's legs.

Lin Zhen pushed it aside and let it play by itself, then rechecked the fire board and the drill, and found no problems. Everything was done in accordance with scientific procedures.

Well, let’s try it again. If it doesn’t work, just eat it raw.

At worst, I can ask Master Sun to help me get rid of the insects when I get back.

Lin Zhen put all his strength into it, gritted his teeth and continued to rub the drill rod until he finally saw a few sparks coming out after fifteen minutes. He quickly put a few dry leaves on it, then lay there and blew carefully with his mouth!

"Hoo! Hoo!"

Lin Zhen stared at the leaves and found that the leaves went from risky at the beginning to burning smoothly!

He shouted, "Wuhu! Take off!"

Approaching Science never deceived me.

It’s a pity that such a good program is no longer broadcast.

Is it because of the footprints of a giant, strong man that it took five episodes?

do not know.

But Lin Zhen was almost starving to death now. Seeing the leaves burning, he quickly and slowly put the rest of the dead leaves on top until they were all lit. Then he put some thin dry firewood on top, and a small fire was formed.

Not easy.

Lin Zhen used a dagger to sharpen a thick branch, inserted it into the big-eyed thief's anus, pulled it out from his mouth, and then burned it on the fire.

This is not grilling but singeing.

After the problem was almost solved, Lin Zhen threw two more pieces of firewood into the fire and began to skin the groundhog with a dagger.

The reason why I didn't peel the skin directly is because the little one is not full. Peeling off the skin can fill his stomach, but I don't know if he can get used to eating it.

Besides, you have to eat it whether you like it or not. I can't even get used to eating groundhogs.

Lin Zhen took great effort to peel off the skin completely, roasted it on the fire, threw it to Xiaonaofu, and said.

"Just make do with it. Even though you're young, you saved me, so we're brothers from now on! When we get back to the capital, I'll make sure you have a life of luxury. You can have whatever you want!"

Xiao Naofu seemed to understand, and started to chew the skin, but he found that he couldn't bite it anymore.

The thirty-centimeter-long piece of skin was forcibly cut into half a meter. Finally, Xiao Naofu got angry and swallowed it in one gulp. He smacked his lips, walked over and lay at Lin Zhen's feet, sticking out his tongue to act cute.

Lin Zhen touched its head, removed the internal organs and skin of the groundhog and placed it next to the fire to slowly roast it. His eyes were deep and he was lost in thought, thinking about many things.

Soon, the groundhog was roasted and sizzling with oil. Lin Zhen turned it over and continued to roast it. After both sides were cooked, he picked it up and started to eat it.

It’s okay. I haven’t lost my barbecue skills after traveling through time for so long.

The groundhog's fat body was roasted until it was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Besides its big eyes and bared teeth, which looked a bit scary, there was also an indescribable strange smell.

But Lin Zhen was so hungry at the moment that he didn't care about these things at all. He just ate until he was full.

The groundhog was too big and Lin Zhen couldn't finish it in one meal. He left a thigh and gave the rest to Xiao Naofu.

Children are growing up, so it is the time when they can eat.

The little brain axe accepted everything that came his way, biting the groundhog's body with a crunching sound and quickly swallowing it into its stomach.

Lin Zhen patted its head again: "Good brother! Let me give you a name, eh! Don't be unwilling, it's a great blessing to be named by this prince! How many people want it but can't!"

"Ah meow——"

"Okay, I'll take that as your agreement. Let me think... Well, since we met in the forest, why not just call you Matsushita?"

"Ah meow!!" Xiao Naofu suddenly jumped up, as if he was very dissatisfied with this Japanese name.

"Is that Watanabe?"

“Ah, meow!!”

"Hiss... Isn't that how the devils name their children? They name their children after where they were born."

"Ah meow!" Xiao Naofu bared his teeth in anger, and Lin Zhen waved his hands.

"Okay, okay, then I'll give you a Chinese name... um... how about Wangcai?"

Xiaonaofu was stunned.

I'm a fucking North China tiger, and you gave me a dog name! ?

It was so angry that it bit Lin Zhen's shoe and pulled it back hard.

Although it doesn't hurt, you can tell it doesn't like it.

Well, Lin Zhen shook his head.

"You're quite picky. Okay, then I'll call you Lai Fu!"

"Ah meow——"

Oh! That’s right!

This is the right sound!

Xiao Lai Fu cried out, loosened its mouth, and began to rub the place where it had just bitten him.

After Lin Zhen had eaten and drunk his fill, he stood up, looked at the mountains and hills in the distance, and said, "Come on, Laifu, I'll take you down the mountain to pick up some girls!"

"Ah meow——"

......

Along the way, Xiao Lai Fu completely turned into a tool tiger, running away at the slightest provocation and no one knew what he was doing. Lin Zhen didn't care about him.

But when Lin Zhen was hungry, it could always catch something.

Sometimes it's a fish in the stream, sometimes it's a bird in the tree, sometimes it's a pheasant.

When they were tired, the two brothers leaned against a tree to rest together - Lin Zhen on the ground and Lai Fu on a branch.

When they were sleepy, the two brothers would snuggle up to each other and sleep on the big lawn - Lin Zhen on the ground and Lai Fu on Lin Zhen.

When they were thirsty, the two brothers would lie by the stream and drink water with their hands; when they were hungry, they would eat wild game.

They wandered around, leaving behind all the worldly noise, and walked freely and romantically between heaven and earth and in the mountains.

Not lonely, not alone.

Just like the freest bird in the world, it flies straight to the south.

This flight lasted for half a month.

......

Half a month later, at the palace.

If Lin Zhenxian was still young and strong before, his hair has turned completely white in just half a month.

Only grandson.

There was no news for half a month and no one knew whether he was alive or dead.

The three camps turned the capital upside down, even the septic tanks and wells were searched, but they couldn't find Lin Zhen.

If you can’t find it in the capital, look somewhere else.

Several surrounding counties and villages were also searched, causing the people to complain bitterly.

Lin Zhenxian ignored it and ordered his troops to continue to spread out and search.

Things are not going well at home either.

Huanbi was fine at first, but after more than ten days, seeing that Lin Zhen had not returned, she stopped eating and drinking and lay in Yilian Pavilion, wishing she would die soon.

Qingwen eventually learned about Lin Zhen's disappearance. She cried day and night until her eyes were almost blind. She also said that if anything happened to Lin Zhen, she would not live anymore.

Zhang Li and Yue Wu thought more clearly than the other two. Even if Lin Zhen was not around, the business still had to continue, and they needed to protect this family business for Lin Zhen.

Of course, the prerequisite is that Qingwen has to give birth to the child, otherwise the family business will eventually belong to someone else.

In Yilian Pavilion, Yue Wu's eyes were red as she looked at Huanbi, who was already pale and dying.

"Silly girl, the prince will be fine. You have to take good care of yourself and wait for him to come back! Otherwise, what will he do when he comes back and sees you in this state?"

Zhang Li also said: "Yes, sister, there has been no bad news for so long, which means there will be good news. You can't treat yourself like this!"

"If anything happens to you, how will we explain it to the prince?"

"Hurry up and get up and eat something..."

As they spoke, the two women's eyes turned red again.

In ancient times, the journey was long and transportation was inconvenient. Many times, a separation meant a farewell forever, and they did not want to be widowed at a young age.

What's more, they liked Lin Zhen voluntarily, and were not forced to be abducted women, so their feelings for Lin Zhen were even more difficult to give up.

Lin Zhenxian pushed the door open and walked in wearing armor and helmet. Seeing the four women were there and seeing Huanbi like this, he sighed.

"Alas, little girl, your grandfather knows your feelings. Just stay home and take care of yourself. I will personally lead the troops out to look for Zhen'er! If anything happens to Zhen'er, I will make everyone in the world be buried with him!"

After saying this, Lin Zhenxian was about to rush out.

At this moment, housekeeper Lin An shouted outside.

"Master! Master! There's news about the prince!"

"What!?"

Lin An rushed into Yilian Pavilion, holding a stack of letters in his hand, and said excitedly: "Master, there is news about the prince!"

Lin Zhenxian quickly snatched the letter away. At the same time, Huanbi's dead eyes finally showed some spirit.

This was a letter to many people. Lin Zhenxian picked out his own name and opened it, then burst into laughter after reading it.

"Hahahaha, you're worthy of being my grandson! You're so capable!" He looked at Qingwen, "Girl, hurry up and eat, Zhen'er will be home soon!"

"Grandfather, really?"

"Of course, this kid walked to Hejian and will be back in a while."

"Yes! I eat! I drink water!" Huanbi grabbed Zhang Li's hand, "Sister, help me!"

Yue Wu blushed.

Because Huanbi grasped her softness.