On the wedding day, my wife was abnormal
Chapter 227: A Cerebellar Axe
Lin Zhen had already run away.
It can be said that when Fairy Jinglan got off the car, he had already taken out the small dagger hidden in his sleeve.
At that time, he asked Huanbi to hide the dagger in her sleeve in case of emergency, but he had never used it in more than two months. This time it finally came in handy.
The small dagger slipped down, Lin Zhen grabbed it, and cut the rope that bound him bit by bit.
With his hands free, he first took off his hood, untied the ropes on his feet, and put the dagger away.
He didn't run in a hurry, but looked at the situation outside.
But then a tiger came quietly behind everyone without anyone noticing.
He knew that these four women were dead.
It’s okay if it’s just one tiger, but now there are two tigers!
Moreover, a tiger can hide and attack by surprise. How can we fight this battle?
Lin Zhen didn't dare to delay and quickly climbed out through the small window at the back of the carriage. There were swords and sabers in front of him and a sneaky dog behind him.
He no longer cared about his status as a prince, and fell to the ground with a thud.
The hiding tiger was immediately attracted by Lin Zhen's attention, and he stared at it motionlessly.
After a few seconds, the tiger turned its gaze back and continued to stare at the field.
It seemed that it also understood that exchanging one person for four people was not worth it, so it ignored Lin Zhen.
Lin Zhen breathed a sigh of relief and climbed up the mountain little by little while taking advantage of the unpreparedness ahead.
Some people say that the most dangerous place is the safest place.
Lin Zhen never thought so.
But at this moment he felt that taking the mountain road was definitely safer than taking the land route, even though there might be tigers in the mountains.
In the past, he was very interested in natural science and knew something about the habits of tigers. As the saying goes, "the more skilled you are, the braver you are."
Big...big...the worst that can happen is death.
After he died, he traveled back in time and blew up the Animal World program team of Sisi TV with firecrackers.
The mountain road was not easy to walk on, let alone crawling. The silk on his body was cut before he had climbed a few meters, and the thorns scratched his skin, causing pain. Lin Zhen said nothing and endured the pain to continue climbing up the mountain.
I didn't know how far I had climbed, but I heard two screams behind me, followed by the anxious shouts of Fairy Jinglan.
Lin Zhen knew that it must be the tiger lying in ambush behind that had attacked.
It’s a pity that four delicate little girls were killed like this.
If I had known this earlier, I would have sent soldiers to capture them and send them to Xuantu first for Fatty to have some fun with.
And Dehao, they each have two.
Making four cakes during the day and playing with little chicken at night, a perfect match!
Lin Zhen looked back and continued to climb up the mountain. Screams came from behind him from time to time, making him speed up his pace.
suddenly!
He felt like he was touching a pile of soft things!
Place it under the tip of your nose and smell it.
Ouch!
Damn, tiger shit!
Lin Zhen was both angry and happy at the same time.
I was angry because I almost ate a bite of it, but I was happy because tiger shit was the best weapon to use when traveling in the mountains!
As long as you apply this stuff on your body, other small beasts will not dare to approach you, and tigers will think you are one of the same kind and will not attack you. (This is required by the plot, so please do not imitate me)
Lin Zhen turned over and grabbed the disgusting tiger shit and smeared it on himself until the smell on his body was enough to kill a pig. Only then did he stop.
Looking back, I saw that I was almost halfway up the mountain.
In the distance, the Tiandao killer's horse was galloping on the road, trying to rescue the Four Tiandao Immortals.
Good, it’s good to be alive.
This way I'll have a chance to get revenge.
Lin Zhen used to be opposed to forcing female captives, but this time... if he was lucky enough to return to the capital, he would definitely torture those three fairies to death!
He stood up, surrounded by grass and trees.
It was getting darker and the sun was setting in the west, which had hidden him perfectly. He looked at the scene and found that Fairy Jinglan was indignant about his escape.
"Oh, we have a long way to go."
Lin Zhen sneered.
After saying that, he turned around and continued running towards the other side of the mountain.
......
I don’t know how long I walked. Apart from the bright moon in the sky that barely provided some light, it was pitch dark in the woods.
Lin Zhen was thirsty and hungry, dizzy and his legs felt like they were filled with lead. Finally, he could not hold on and fell to the ground.
There was a sound of gurgling water coming from not far away, which should be a stream flowing down from the mountain.
This is good news, at least I won’t die of thirst.
Ya meow——
Ok?
Got a cat?
Where did this cat come from in this desolate mountain?
No, that's not the sound of a cat.
Ya meow——
This time the sound is especially clear!
And it seems to be right next to me.
He grabbed a branch alertly.
But suddenly I felt something rubbing against my feet.
When he forced himself to sit up, he saw a tiger lying at his feet. The tiger was several times bigger than a normal cat!
When the little tiger saw himself sitting up, he called out in a baby voice: "Ah meow~"
broken.
Could it be that it smelled my scent and mistook me for its mother?
"Ah meow~" the little tiger called out and rubbed Lin Zhen several times.
Now Lin Zhen dared to conclude that it must have regarded him as its mother.
Poor little guy, both his parents died when he was born, he looks so much like us time travelers...
Although there is a feeling of heroes appreciating each other, Lin Zhen does not intend to take it with him.
I can't even get enough to eat, and if I bring a burden with me, I'll be unable to go back.
Lin Zhen stood up with the help of the big tree, ignored it, and walked towards the stream with difficulty.
Fortunately, the stream was not far away and he only had a few steps to reach it. The little tiger followed him all the time, jumping from time to time and occasionally barking.
Lin Zhen was worried that it would attract other animals, but then he thought, no animal would be so foolish as to cause trouble for a tiger, even if it was a tiger cub, right?
Regardless, Lin Zhen was extremely thirsty now. He lay down by the stream, scooped up water with his hands and took a few gulps. But he saw the little tiger was actually imitating him, also lying down by the stream, scooping water with his two little paws.
But how could it scoop it up? The water flowed out through the cracks between its paws before it could scoop it up, so it could only lick the water stains on its paws.
But it was obviously not thirsty. After playing for a while, it started to rub against Lin Zhen's feet again.
Lin Zhen drank some water and finally calmed down a little. He lay lazily on the grass, looking at the starry sky and the bright moon, thinking about what to do next.
Judging from the time, he should be not far from the capital, but because he was wearing a hood, he could not be sure of the direction out of the city.
If it's in the south, it's okay, but if it's in the north, it's uncomfortable.
There are no landmark buildings or post stations in this mountain, so it is impossible to accurately determine your location.
Out of caution, Lin Zhen did not dare to go to the main road to ask. What if he met someone from Tiandao again?
I finally escaped, but I can’t fall into the tiger’s mouth again.
It's difficult. You need to wander around the mountain until you see a familiar city before you can go down the mountain. And you need to make sure that you will not be attacked by the Heavenly Dao during the process of going down the mountain.
In addition, another difficult problem I need to face is what to do with food.
He didn't see any wild fruits along the way, and even if he did, Lin Zhen wouldn't be able to climb up with his ability.
You can use stones to hit it, but the problem is that you can't just live on fruits afterwards, right?
You still have to eat some meat symbolically.
Lin Zhen likes to watch documentaries about wilderness survival, but he has no survival experience at all. Besides, Bear Grylls has a big mouth and can eat all kinds of insects and plants. Lin Zhen is several levels behind him.
The reason why he can be compared with Bear Grylls is that Lin Zhen has no dietary restrictions and eats everything.
I once had a whole insect banquet when I went to Yunnan to participate in an event, but it was cooked. How can I eat it raw?
Lin Zhen was feeling distressed when he suddenly discovered that the little tiger at his feet was missing.
Oh, let’s just not see each other.
Anyway, you will starve to death if you follow me, so it’s better to die somewhere else where I can’t see it and won’t be bothered by it.
Lin Zhen picked up a branch of appropriate length as a crutch, supported his body and walked step by step south along the stream.
I wish I could see a bigger town.
......
Where there is water, there are people. Almost all city-states in ancient times were built along water.
Lin Zhen walked from dusk to dawn, and when he was too hungry to bear it anymore, he lay down and drank some water.
He now felt a little regretful that he had not strangled the little tiger to death yesterday, otherwise he could have eaten cat meat now.
As we walked, the sun got higher and higher, and became hotter and hotter. The autumn heat ravaged the entire mountainous area, as if it was going to cause a fire.
The tiger shit on my body was almost dry, sticking to my skin and making me feel uncomfortable, and it also gave off a bad smell.
Suddenly, Lin Zhen saw several apricot trees appear in front of him.
It is autumn, and the branches are full of bright red apricots, which are as intoxicating as the fields of harvest.
He took two quick steps and saw that there were many apricots scattered on the ground, some of which were rotten.
Lin Zhen stood on tiptoe and tried to push upwards with a branch, but he couldn't reach it, so he could only hit it with a stone.
But he was weak and had no training, so it took him several tries before he could barely knock down one.
Lin Zhen hurriedly picked it up and went back to the stream to wash it.
It’s not that he likes to be clean, it’s mainly because he really doesn’t want to eat tiger shit.
The red apricots looked so good that Lin Zhen couldn't wait to take a bite. However, the sourness made him roll his eyes and twitch all over.
Damn, how can such red apricots be so sour?
You have to eat sour food too.
It’s better to die of hunger than to die of starvation.
Lin Zhen sat on the ground, swaying as he bit an apricot, his mouth watering from the sourness.
I finally managed to eat the apricots, but found that I was not full at all, so I had to go fight again.
Alas, in my two lifetimes, when have I ever suffered such a great sin?
Lin Zhen stood up and was about to use the stone to hit the apricots to eat, but at this moment he heard some shouting behind him.
"Ah meow——"
Lin Zhen looked back and was immediately overjoyed!
The little tiger that disappeared yesterday actually came back with a big-eyed thief in its mouth!
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