Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

Huang Silang paid 1.8 million taels to let the county magistrate go out of the city to suppress the bandits!

Zhang Muzhi and Master Tang led a group of people away.

Yinyin sat on a chair, holding a gun in her hand, pointing it at the fake Huang Silang, and making a "bang" sound from time to time with her mouth. If she scared him, Yinyin would laugh out loud, and if she didn't scare him, she would really shoot next time.

Huang Silang's double was tortured by her and shouted for mercy, "Little aunt, ancestor, what do you want to do?"

"I'm just an ordinary person. Just because I look like Huang Silang, I was caught by him. It was very miserable."

Yinyin didn't believe his nonsense. She crossed her legs, popped some melon seeds in one hand, and pointed a gun at him with the other.

"I think you, well, it's not just you, all of you are really hypocritical. What you say and what you think are completely different. Even your actions change all the time. It makes me feel dizzy when I see you!"

"If you ask me, it would be best if you were shot to death, and that would be the end of it all. What a pity..."

The fake Huang Silang grinned, his expression like a plea for mercy, but also a mocking smile, "Miss Ma, we don't have any grudges, right? Don't make things difficult for a small person like me. I can't help myself!"

"Bang!" A bullet hit the fake Huang Silang between his legs.

The fake Huang Silang shuddered and was very frightened.

"Haha, is my shooting very accurate?" Yinyin blew on the smoking muzzle of the gun and asked with a smile.

"Miss Ma, spare me!" the fake Huang Silang howled. "If you feel bored, we can chat. Don't shoot at every turn. It's scary."

"Is it scary?" Yinyin tilted her head and spat out a melon seed shell.

"Scary?" The fake Huang Silang nodded quickly.

"Really scary?"

“It’s really scary!”

"Are you frightened?"

"I was so scared that my heart is still beating wildly."

"Then," Yinyin picked up the teacup and took a sip, then looked up at him and asked with a smile, "Why didn't you pee your pants out of fright?"

The fake Huang Silang was stunned. "What?"

"Isn't that what you men care about most?" Yin Yin pointed the gun at him, "Why aren't you afraid?"

The fake Huang Silang bared his teeth and cried, "I'm scared, I'm scared to death, I haven't left any descendants for the Yang family yet!"

"I don't think you're afraid," Yin Yin shook her head, put down her teacup, stood up, and walked towards Huang Silang, "You don't need this."

"Or, it can't be used?"

The fake Huang Silang was at a loss whether to laugh or cry, "Ancestor, please stop teasing me, I..."

"Huang Silang has bad intentions towards me," Yin Yin put her face close to the fake Huang Silang, "Tell me, what does he want from me?"

The fake Huang Silang's eyes fell on Yin Yin's face, "I'm not him, how would I know?"

"Then guess what, you are all men, guess what he wants to do?" Yin Yin stared at the fake Huang Silang without blinking.

"I won't guess!"

"No, you have to guess!"

"Little ancestor, please let me go!"

"If you don't guess, I'm going to shoot you!"

"No, no, let me guess, is it not okay for me to guess?" said the fake Huang Silang aggrievedly.

"Hurry up and tell me!" Yin Yin was impatient and annoying.

These old men are so cunning that they are like sieves filled with monsters!

"I guess," the fake Huang Silang said with a smile, "he wants to support you!"

"Why keep me?" Yin Yin had a bad feeling in her heart, and she thought of that guy Cao Shaolin.

Treat yourself as a pet!

"It's interesting and beautiful, so it's normal for him to want to collect it!"

"Is it normal?" Yin Yin's eyes changed.

"Very normal!" The fake Huang Silang did not take his eyes away from Yin Yin's face, and the smile on the corner of his mouth did not change at all.

"Hmph," Yin Yin took a few steps back, anger flashing in his eyes, "You pervert!"

She raised her hand and fired a shot. "Bang!" The bullet grazed the fake Huang Silang's cheek, leaving a deep blood mark on him.

"Ah," the fake Huang Silang screamed in pain, "Why are you shooting again?"

"Humph, because I like it!" Yin Yin raised his hand and fired two more shots.

"Bang" "Bang", hitting Huang Silang on the top and bottom of the head respectively.

The fake Huang Silang's hair was all messy and he kept wailing.

Yinyin noticed that his pants were still dry.

Is this guy really the fake Huang Silang?

How could she feel that this courage was real?

"Hey, what was your name?" Yinyin sat back in the chair, put the gun on the table, picked up a piece of cake and started eating.

The fake Huang Silang felt both pain and fear. When he heard Yin Yin's question, he dared not not answer. He was really afraid that this witch would be dissatisfied and shoot him again.

Probably not killing him, torturing him, she would certainly be happy to do that!

"Yang Wanlou!"

"Yang Wanlou, who do you think is better as Yang Wanlou?" Yin Yin patted the cake crumbs on her hands, "or Huang Silang?"

The fake Huang Silang frowned and thought hard...

A minute passed...

Two minutes have passed...

Three minutes are up!

"Hey," Yin Yin said impatiently, "Are you stalling for time on purpose?"

Fake Huang Silang smiled bitterly, "Auntie, your question is very profound. I need to think carefully for a while before I can give you an answer!"

"Have you thought about it?" Yin Yin placed one hand next to the pistol on the table and asked with raised eyebrows.

The fake Huang Silang chuckled twice and decisively admitted his mistake, "Think about it!"

"Tell me!" Yinyin moved her hand away and turned to the small plate of melon seeds.

"Well, I think," the fake Huang Silang looked up, "there are both disadvantages and advantages!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

"Don't worry," the fake Huang Silang hurriedly tried to comfort Yin Yin, "There are some downsides..."

"Talk about the benefits first!"

The fake Huang Silang swallowed the words that were on the tip of his tongue and then said, "The benefits are, first of all, being Huang Silang, you can do whatever you want, and whoever you want dead, will die. Wow, Huang Silang is really rich, and the treasures in the warehouse are piled up like a small mountain. Miss Ma, have you seen them? Gems as big as human heads?"

Yin Yin shook her head, "Have you seen it?"

"Yes, it's purple. It's so beautiful and suits a beauty like Miss Ma very well."

"It's so big, what are you going to use it for?"

"Uh," the fake Huang Silang's expression froze, "You can do a lot of things with it! For example, make a set of jewelry, from head to toe, every color and every finish, how beautiful!"

"Hey, all purple, doesn't that make you look like a giant eggplant?" Yin Yin waved her hand, "Go on."

"Haha, this second one..."

……

"Little sister, we are back!"

Just as Yinyin and the fake Huang Silang were chatting enthusiastically, Xiao Liuzi's loud shout broke the rather "harmonious" atmosphere.

"Brother!" Yinyin stood up and turned to look at Xiaoliuzi.

Behind Xiao Liuzi was Zhang Muzhi, and both of them had bad expressions.

"What happened?" Yin Yin asked Xiao Liuzi.

Xiao Liuzi shook his head with a sad expression and sighed, "Second brother is gone, and Master Tang is gone too!"

Both of them died tragically!

When I left, I was full of pride, but when I came back, I was full of anger!

"What's going on?" Yinyin was shocked at first, and then felt sad.

The second brother and Master Tang are both acquaintances. Even if their relationship is not as deep as that with Xiao Liuzi, there is still some connection.

"How could this happen?" There were tears in Yin Yin's eyes.

Going out once turns into a farewell!

"Alas, it's all the fault of that damn Huang Silang. He was insidious and cunning and killed my second brother and my master." Xiao Liuzi gritted his teeth in hatred.

Zhang Muzhi's expression didn't change much, but it was obvious that he was in a bad mood.

Seeing Xiao Liuzi and Yin Yin talking, Zhang Muzhi looked at the tied-up fake Huang Silang.

Then I just stayed...