Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

Zhang Muzhi glanced at him and felt speechless.

However, although the child is a little stupid, he is still our own child after all.

He still knows how to protect his father!

"Of course, it's impossible for me. Yinyin has always been with me." Xiao Liuzi continued.

Yinyin nodded quickly, "I can testify!"

"What are you doing here?" Zhang Muzhi frowned at Yinyin. "You're a grown woman, and you don't have any shame?"

Yinyin didn't want to leave, she still wanted to watch the show!

"I can't leave, I'm a witness!"

Zhang Muzhi shook his head helplessly, too lazy to chase her away.

Zhang Muzhi looked at the seventh brother, who was wearing glasses and looked a bit gentle. He looked around and realized that his eldest brother was looking at him.

Old Seven looked at Zhang Muzhi seriously and said firmly, "Brother, you know me well. I never do anything that bullies others by taking advantage of my power."

Then he said, “Besides, I like to be passive.”

Zhang Muzhi looked at the third brother, who then said, "Brother, you know me. I never ask for help from others." From his words, it can be seen that he prefers to do things independently.

The fourth brother seemed cold and ruthless. He said lightly: "Brother, you know me. If I encountered this situation, no one would be able to come alive to complain." This sentence revealed his cruel and ruthless side.

The fifth one scratched his head and said shyly, "Brother, you know me. Although I am the oldest, up to now, I am still..." He looked around, a blush appeared on his face, and he said embarrassedly, "It's commonly known as a virgin!"

This sentence made Yinyin laugh secretly. She really couldn't believe that the oldest one, Lao Wu, was actually the most innocent?

Finally it was the second child's turn. He ate some sunflower seeds and said nonchalantly, "Don't look at me!"

Then she threw the melon seed shells away, raised the corners of her mouth, and said in a firm tone: "Brother, you know that if I take action, the one lying on the table will be her husband!"

Everyone burst into laughter, but Zhang Muzhi didn't laugh. He looked around quietly and said with emotion, "I can tell. You all have unique skills."

"But someone tricked me!"

"Who is it?"

"Old Tang!"

"It's so obvious, and he, a master, didn't even notice it? He has something to hide!"

Everyone went to find Master Tang with guns, and Yinyin followed Xiao Liuzi.

Master Tang was staying in his own room. When he saw Zhang Muzhi and the others, he looked nervous.

"Master Tang, who have you had dinner with these days?" Zhang Muzhi suspected that Master Tang was having an affair with Huang Silang.

"Don't move, lift your legs!" When the atmosphere was tense and solemn, a voice came from under the bed.

Zhang Muzhi lowered his head and moved his feet away.

"Who is it?" he shouted, wanting to catch the person out.

Master Tang quickly stopped him, "It's just a child."

"Child? Whose?"

"Mine, mine!" Master Tang came out protecting the man under the bed.

Wow! Is this a child? He's taller and older than Zhang Muzhi!

Yinyin poked her head out to look, very curious.

Master Tang is very capable!

Here I have a wife with me when I take office, and there is another wife with children at home.

sure!

"How old?"

"Eight years old!"

"How the hell is this eight years old?" Zhang Muzhi looked up at the eight-year-old child in front of him in surprise.

"Hahaha..." everyone laughed.

Master Tang quickly explained, "No one believes it, not even me! He was as tall as his mother at three, as tall as me at five, and like this at eight!"

"Hahaha," everyone laughed so hard that tears were almost coming out.

When the little boy saw that he had become a laughing stock, he became so angry that his face turned red and he raised his fist to hit someone.

Everyone avoided him when they saw this. After all, he was just a child, and Master Tang's son.

At this moment, a woman suddenly rushed out from behind the cabinet, her eyes wide open and roared: "Who dares to hit my child!" Her voice was like thunder, scaring everyone.

After some confusion, everyone finally figured out the whole story.

It turned out that this woman was Mr. Tang’s wife, and she gave birth to two sons for him.

The eldest son is the tall, fat eight-year-old boy in front of you, and the youngest son is only six years old.

Mr. Tang owed a lot of debts to others, so he left.

The creditors kidnapped his youngest son and threatened to kill him if he didn't pay the money.

So the woman had no choice but to bring her eldest son to ask Master Tang for money.

"Understood!" Zhang Muzhi nodded and said to the woman, "Give him the money!"

After saying that, he turned to the crowd and said, "Bring those two stones here."

The third brother responded, "It's with me." He immediately handed the gem to Zhang Muzhi.

Zhang Muzhi placed the gem in a wooden box and gave it to the woman. Master Tang quickly explained that it was a gem and very valuable.

The woman took the gem, nodded gratefully, and then left with her eldest son.

Yinyin was amazed at how cunning Master Tang was!

This trip to Goose City is worth it just for these two gems!

……

Zhang Muzhi was going to take people out to distribute money again. Yinyin wanted to go with him, but Xiaoliuzi told her to hide well because it would be very dangerous for them to go out this time.

Although staying in the county government office is also dangerous, it is better than a gunfight.

"Just hide in that basement, close the door from the inside, and wait for us to come back!" Xiao Liuzi gave an instruction and left in a hurry.

Yinyin and the county magistrate's wife immediately ran to the basement and hid. Master Tang couldn't hide, and he couldn't hide!

After Zhang Muzhi and the others left, Huang Silang must be looking for him.

Huang Silang led his men to the dimly lit county government office and ordered, "Go and find all the people!"

"Yes, sir!"

The basement where Yinyin and the county magistrate's wife were hiding was soon found. Someone knocked on the door, and when it didn't open, someone kicked it.

"Open the door! I know there's someone inside. If you don't open the door, they'll set it on fire!"

"Once the thick smoke drifts in, it will suffocate people to death!"

The county magistrate's wife turned pale and asked, "What should we do?"

"Delay for time and wait for Xiao Liuzi and the others to come back." Yinyin and the county magistrate's wife used bedding to block the gap in the door.

Fortunately, the person outside the door only made verbal threats and did not actually do anything.

Huang Silang listened to the servant's report and said with a smile, "Don't worry, they will come out naturally after someone dies."

"Let them back off and stop scaring people!"

"Yes, sir!"

Master Tang's forehead was sweating when he heard this, and he didn't dare to say a word.

……

After Xiao Liuzi and the others came back, Yinyin and the county magistrate's wife opened the basement door and came out.

"Little sister, it's settled. We'll be out of town to suppress the bandits in three days," Xiao Liuzi said, winking. "We'll have money by then!"

"What bandits are we suppressing?" Aren't the bandits outside the city Zhang Mazi and his gang?

"Suppress the bandits!" Xiao Liuzi said as a matter of course, not thinking at all that he was the real bandit.

Suppressing bandits is not important, money is important!

……

Zhang Muzhi asked Yinyin to come and look after the imprisoned Huang Silang's substitute.

Yin Yin looked at the fake Huang Silang and asked Zhang Muzhi in confusion, "Why didn't you just shoot him?"

Then the only one left is Huang Silang, right?

As for which of them is real and which is fake, it doesn’t matter anymore.

Dead people cannot speak.

If you want to say something, you still have to use your mouth.

"He's very important. I'm going to need him next!" Zhang Muzhi said solemnly to Yin Yin, "Keep an eye on him. Don't let him get away!"

"Okay!" Yinyin didn't understand what Zhang Muzhi wanted to do.