In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

"Sister, slow down and sit down." Xiao Bozi helped Queen Mother Fei Xi into the bar.

"Yifei, how many months are you pregnant?" Yang Yu looked at Hu Yifei's conspicuous belly and teased her.

"Judging from the scale, it's been at least three months." Zhang Wei came over and answered confidently.

It was unknown how much Hu Yifei had eaten, but her belly had become half a circle round, which made everyone look at her with admiration.

Hu Yifei was about to retort but gave up after a burp. She was really too full and didn't want to use force.

"The meal just now was pretty good, wasn't it, sister?" Lu Zhanbo didn't care and continued to flatter her.

"It's not bad, but remember to change the taste next time. Pizza is too high in calories." Hu Yifei finally calmed down and said.

"Then you also ate six pizzas and eight pairs of chicken wings." Lu Zhanbo complained in a low voice with disdain.

Hu Yifei looked at Lu Zhanbo and nodded softly as she forgot who held the power of life and death over the money.

Lu Zhanbo immediately reacted and said jokingly, "Hahaha, what I meant is that too high a calorie intake is not good. I will pay attention next time. But sister, you are really amazing. No matter how much you eat, you are still so slim."

"Yes, you are getting better and better at speaking." Hu Yifei highly praised Lu Zhanbo's flattery.

Yang Yu and Zhang Wei looked at each other and shook their heads at the same time. This Zhan Bo is just lame.

"By the way, let me order a drink for you, coffee or tea, with sugar or milk, or I can order one for each." Lu Zhanbo hurried to the bar to place an order.

"Would you like dessert? Ice cream." Lin Wanyu took the opportunity to come over with an ice cream in her hand and said to please him.

"So good." Hu Yifei praised and took the ice cream.

"Yifei, what's hanging around your neck?" Lu Ziqiao, who was standing by, asked curiously when he saw the envelope hanging around Hu Yifei's neck.

"TVXQ's concert tickets." Yang Yu answered directly.

"Yes, this is obviously more useful than the imperial seal of Empress Dowager Cixi." Hu Yifei proudly picked up the envelope and shook it.

"Yifei, since you are not going anyway, why not give me these two tickets? I can help you sell them for two thousand yuan." Lu Ziqiao spotted a business opportunity and hurried forward to say.

As the number one business person in the industry of picking up girls, it is obvious that Lu Ziqiao is well aware of the value of this ticket. Seeing that Hu Yifei does not seem interested, he continues to fool her.

"Why should I sell it?" Hu Yifei was very disdainful. She had not enjoyed enough of Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu's service.

"I'd better tell you the truth. Actually, I don't like to show my gentle side in front of others. You all know that I am actually a very soft-hearted person." Lu Ziqiao said with pretended affection.

"What do you mean?" Zhang Wei asked Yang Yu, not understanding at all.

"To sum it up briefly, just listen to what I'm telling you." Yang Yu poked the tire mercilessly.

Lu Ziqiao simply ignored him. He couldn't afford to offend him and couldn't beat him. He was also the landlord of the apartment. This version was too invincible. What could he do?

Hu Yifei was obviously experienced and didn't care at all, so she gestured to Lu Ziqiao to continue making up stories. Lin Wanyu was more naive and listened to him completely.

"Every time I pass by the gymnasium, I can see an elderly and pitiful old lady selling cigarettes there. No matter the wind or the sun, or the cold or the heat, she is always there, sitting alone." Lu Ziqiao said slowly and affectionately.

"The vicissitudes of time have carved deep wrinkles into the corners of her old eyes, but her eyes are so kind and firm."

"Until one day, I passed by her again. She held me and said to me sincerely, 'Young man, I know I am dying. I have one last wish before I die.'"

"Just to go see a TVXQ concert." Lu Ziqiao said with his true intention.

"9 points for emotion, 8 points for language, 5 points for logic, and 10 points for nonsense. By the way, Zhang Wei, why are you crying?" Yang Yu complained mercilessly and looked at Zhang Wei on the side and handed him a tissue.

"I can't help it." Zhang Wei cried and took the tissue to blow his nose.

"So pitiful." Lin Wanyu was completely fooled: "You mean, you want to take her to the concert?"

"Is this old lady you're talking about over 30?" Yang Yu directly questioned Lu Ziqiao's character.

"This is a blatant false accusation." Lu Ziqiao pretended to be indignant.

"Oh, the bust size is 36C, right?" Yang Yu said quickly.

"Just kidding, of course it's 36D..." Lu Ziqiao answered subconsciously.

"It's exposed." Yang Yu smiled proudly.

"Can't the old lady be 36D?" Lu Ziqiao continued to argue.

"Ugh." Everyone spat in disgust, and Lu Ziqiao admitted that he was also disgusted.

"It's obvious that you just wanted to cheat people out of selling tickets to scalpers, so you made up this old lady." Yang Yu concluded.

"That's right, Ziqiao just said that he could sell the tickets for two thousand." Zhang Wei was deeply impressed by the money.

"No, I've seen a lot of scalpers, but this scalper's determined look is completely different from the other scalpers I've seen." Lu Ziqiao still wanted to try harder.

"Shut up, Ziqiao. Scalping tickets is illegal. I would rather throw the tickets to a dog than sell them." Hu Yifei said very dissatisfiedly.

"Wang!"

The sudden sound made everyone look at Zhang Wei in surprise.

"Sorry, it's instinct. Actually, it's because I was born in the year of the dog." Zhang Wei tried to explain.

"Aren't you born in the Year of the Ox?" Yang Yu asked speechlessly.

"Don't worry about the details." Zhang Wei said righteously.

This scared Lu Zhanbo who was standing by. As a human being, how could one be so low as to reach such a low level? But for the sake of money, he could get girls with money, so he went all out.

"You are scolding me." Lu Zhanbo seized the opportunity and stepped forward and said seriously.

"I didn't?" Zhang Wei stepped forward doubtfully. Could it be that in this day and age, someone still forced themselves to be scolded?

"I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about my sister." Lu Zhanbo pushed Zhang Wei away righteously.

"Me? What's wrong with me?" Hu Yifei was a little confused. Things happened one after another and the CPU (computer processor) couldn't handle it all.

"You called me a dog." Lu Zhanbo accused dissatisfiedly.

Hu Yifei then remembered what she had just said and hurriedly explained, "I was joking."

"Is this a joke?" Lu Zhanbo was very angry.

Hu Yifei felt a little guilty seeing Lu Zhanbo so angry.

"You can not give me money, but you can't insult my dignity." Lu Zhanbo shouted loudly.

"That's not what I meant." Hu Yifei was shocked by Lu Zhanbo's momentum and explained hurriedly.

"You've insulted my dignity." Lu Zhanbo first accused her seriously, then immediately knelt down and said, "So you'd better give me the money, sister."

"Zhanbo, I despise you."*4