In the Apartment: My Cute Girlfriend

"I brought it up first." Lin Wanyu was dissatisfied with Lu Zhanbo's behavior.

"You haven't wiped the eye boogers clean yet. Go wipe them first." Lu Zhanbo retorted mercilessly.

"Yifei, Zhanbo is going to take things to the extreme." Yang Yu on the side was speechless.

"Haha, it would be even better if there were some biscuits and milk." Hu Yifei simply ignored the supplement.

"I'll get it."

Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu moved at the same time and bumped into each other.

"Why are you competing with me?" Lin Wanyu said dissatisfiedly.

"Okay, you first." Lu Zhanbo stepped aside and let Lin Wanyu pass.

Lin Wanyu opened the refrigerator but couldn't find it, and then ran to the closet but still couldn't find it.

"Even if I tell you to look for it, you won't be able to find it." Lu Zhanbo said disdainfully.

"Sister, the cookies are..." Lu Zhanbo casually took out the cookies from the range hood and said, "Here they are."

"Yifei, are you sure you can eat the cookies lying there?" Yang Yu said speechlessly.

Lu Zhanbo came directly to Hu Yifei and knelt down, then said devoutly: "I'll help you twist it first, and then you lick it, and then we'll soak it in milk, so it tastes best. How about I help you lick it?"

"No thanks." Hu Yifei refused decisively.

"Zhanbo, if you were this shameless when facing girls, you would have succeeded a long time ago." Yang Yu complained mercilessly.

Lin Wanyu brought the milk over, then grabbed Yang Yu and threw him aside to prevent him from getting in the way. Then she knelt down like a maid and said, "Fei Fei, do you need me to help you with anything? I can make the bed."

"Hey, I'm a living person." Yang Yu got up and said.

"Don't make trouble." Lin Wanyu ignored him.

"But I have already laid it out. You can mess it up and then lay it out again," said Hu Yifei.

"Yifei, what you did is almost like taking off your pants to fart." Yang Yu complained.

Lin Wanyu happily agreed: "Okay."

But just as Lin Wanyu was about to take action, Lu Zhanbo made another move.

"Sister, let me help you massage your legs." Lu Zhanbo picked up one of Hu Yifei's legs and massaged it while saying.

Lin Wanyu immediately realized that she could not leave the battlefield now, otherwise she would lose the initiative.

"Fei Fei, let me help you massage your legs too." Lin Wanyu hurriedly grabbed the other leg and massaged it while saying.

Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu glared at each other. The more they glared, the angrier they became, and the angrier they became, the harder they hit each other.

Even Hu Yifei couldn't bear the pain and cried out: "Ah~ah~ah~gently."

Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu finally recovered and continued knocking in a low voice.

"Today I finally discovered that I still have a living brother. Today will definitely be a wonderful day." Hu Yifei smiled happily.

Yang Yu couldn't stand it anymore and ran away decisively. If he continued like this, innocent people would soon be affected.

When he came to room 3602 for a visit, he suddenly heard a scream from inside. Yang Yu rushed over and asked, "What's going on?"

As soon as Yang Yu came in, he saw Chen Meijia riding on Guan Gu Shenqi.

"Sorry to bother you." Yang Yu turned and left, closing the door for them.

When the door closed, I could still hear Guan Gu's magical cry from inside: "Help, Yang Yujun, save me, ah."

"Young people nowadays are so ignorant. They don't even close the door in broad daylight." Yang Yu shook his head and walked away.

Of course, the above are all jokes. Yang Yu naturally knew that it was Chen Meijia who was shaving Guan Gu Shenqi, and would soon destroy Guan Gu Shenqi's last pair of pants.

Hey, why does it sound a bit vulgar?

"Hey, Zhang Wei, there's something going on inside, let's hide." Yang Yu looked at Zhang Wei and pulled him away after he came back.

In the bar.

"How is Zhang Wei doing recently?" Yang Yu picked up the wine and drank.

"Not bad, and I recently met a girl named Xiaoli." Zhang Wei said happily.

"Puff." Yang Yu sprayed a mouthful of wine directly onto Zhang Wei's face.

"Why did you spray wine on my face?" Zhang Wei said calmly.

"Sorry, this time the fee will be on me." Yang Yu said after coughing twice.

"I'm so sorry, waiter, give me the most expensive drink." Zhang Wei was embarrassed at first and then ordered immediately.

"Tell me more about the girl you know, Xiaoli, right?" Yang Yu asked hurriedly.

Yang Yu's inner monologue: "No way, we already know each other now, but what should we do? Break them up? But what can I say? Your girlfriend Xiaoli will run away with her ex-boyfriend at the wedding, but don't worry, you will be dragged by Lu Ziqiao to a single night and miss your own wedding."

"How should I put it? That smile is sweet and elegant, as if the spring breeze is blowing across Lugu Lake and the autumn rain is soaking Jiuzhaigou." Zhang Wei said with a lewd smile.

"Haha, that's all you know." Yang Yu complained.

"What did you say?" Zhang Wei asked in confusion.

"No, I'm just curious about how you two met." Yang Yu asked.

"Oh, their family came to the orphanage to make a donation, and I met them as the orphanage's representative. What's wrong?" Zhang Wei replied.

"Oh, a rich second generation. I heard that it's difficult to deal with rich second generation families." Yang Yu said worriedly.

"Not really, besides, we just met now." Zhang Wei explained although he was a little worried.

"You don't understand this. I've been dealing with these people since I was a child. They will be picky and test you in various ways from the beginning. Even if you succeed in the end, they will still conduct a pre-marital property certification." Yang Yu threatened.

"No way?" Zhang Wei hesitated.

"Of course they will, because even if you end up together, you won't get any advantage. And if you don't satisfy them, they will kick you out in a minute." Yang Yu saw an opportunity and hurriedly pressed on.

"Really?" Zhang Wei asked worriedly.

"Of course, and women like them will let you marry into their family directly. How can a grown man like you endure such humiliation?" Yang Yu continued to threaten.

"But even so, I'm penniless and don't want to covet their family's property. It's normal to be picky when getting married. I also believe that I will pass their test. If I can really be with her to the end, it won't matter if I become her son-in-law." Zhang Wei said firmly.

"Damn it, how can I break you up if you say that?" Yang Yu said helplessly.

"What did you say?" Zhang Wei wondered why Yang Yu always talked to himself.

"No, as long as you are confident, how is your relationship now?" Yang Yu had no choice but to ask this.

"It's okay, we just met, but her parents like me very much." Zhang Wei said proudly.

"That's good. But if it really works out, you can bring her back to the apartment for everyone to meet, and let us also meet my sister-in-law." Yang Yu smiled on the surface, but still wanted to find a chance to see this Xiaoli. He couldn't really let her become Zhang Wei's lifelong pain.

"We haven't even started yet, don't rush, don't rush." ​​Although Zhang Wei said this, his expression can only be described in one word - lustful.