Qi Fu: @System, dog system, you did this on purpose, right?

System: I don’t understand what you are saying.

Qi Fu: Okay, you keep pretending.

System: Hey, come and hit me, come and hit me, you can’t hit me! Hey! I’m telling you there’s more to come.

At the same time, the system's inner thoughts: What a thrill! I pretended to be awesome in front of the God of Blessing and then ran away.

"Ding, the second video, "Male and Female Devils Part 1," will start playing in fifteen minutes."

Everyone was speechless after seeing what the system said. They thought Paimeng in the second creation was already mean enough, but they didn't expect that the system in reality was even more mean and took revenge directly and openly.

Who dares to criticize the system? If you do, you'll be the next person to create a second creation.

"Ding, clothing items are now available in the system mall. The daily clothing styles are not fixed. Please be kind, bosses."

Everyone:…………

Qi Fu: Is this dog system here to open a store or do something else?

Ningguang: I took a look at the mall, and the clothes are pretty normal, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with them. But why are girls’ underwear also for sale there, and they only cost one point per item.

Zhongli: There are also men's underwear

Dolly: Does it mean that every time you release a video, a related product will be put on the shelves?

Amber: Hey, who bought that white gauze dress worth 120 points? I was just about to open it to see the whole thing.

Keqing: Yeah, I just saw it and it’s gone!

Kamisato Ayaka: Um, sorry, I bought it

Cole: Oh, I saw it too. That gauze dress looks so beautiful.

Ganyu: Although I just saw it, the shadow left by the shelf is indeed very beautiful.

Beidou: I saw it too. It's white and fancy, and it looks like it's worn on very formal occasions. It doesn't suit me at first glance.

Ningguang: I'm only paying attention to my underwear. If it's a dress, I'll definitely get it first.

fluorescent:…………

Qi Fu: …………

Paimon: Why aren't you two talking?

Ying: I really don’t know what to say about that dress!

Kamisato Ayaka: Hmm? Miss Ying, what's wrong with this dress?

Keqing: Yes, from Miss Ying's tone, she seems to know the origin of the dress.

Ying: Uh, this one! Just treat it as a dress.

Kamisato Ayaka: ???

Qi Fu: @Ying, not honest at all

Ying: Okay, I see you know it too, just tell me.

Qi Fu: Just say it.

Qi Fu: Ladies, that is indeed a dress, but you can't wear it to a normal party. It's a wedding dress, a dress that girls wear when they get married. @神里凌华, Miss 凌华, are you buying it because you're in a hurry to get married? Haha!

Kamisato Ayaka: Ah!

Keqing: Ah!

Ningguang: …………

At this time, in the shrine's magistrate's office, Kamisato Ayaka's face was already blushing as she looked at the wedding dress in her hands.

Kamisato Ayato also saw the scene of his sister blushing, and after holding his forehead speechlessly, he immediately spoke in the group

Kamisato Ayato: Everyone, I think we should talk about the second video later.

Kaiya: Need I say more? The protagonist is obviously Brother Qi Fu. After all, the system has clearly said that we will avenge him today.

Wendy: No, no, no, did you notice the title is "male and female evil"? I'm afraid it's not just Brother Qi Fu.

Zhongli: Male and female, female is female, male is male, the male should be Qi Fu, so who is the female?

Qi Fu: Is there a possibility that I am not the male and female evil spirits, but the one being persecuted by the male and female evil spirits?

Kaeya: Impossible, absolutely impossible. If Brother Qifu is not a male and female demon, I, Kaeya, will run naked around Mondstadt three times.

Qi Fu: Hahahaha, I think Kaiya, you just want to run naked. I, Qi Fu, don’t even have a girlfriend now. How could there be a girl who would team up with me to become a male and female demon? You are doomed to lose, Kaiya.

Kaia: Nani!!!

Wendy: Le, it seems that no matter whether Brother Qifu is a male or female demon, there will be something interesting to watch.

Qi Fu: Hahaha, Wendy, remember to take a photo and post it in the group, and don’t forget to blur it! After all, there are so many girls in the group.

Wendy: Okay, my camera is always ready.

Kaeya: ………………

Diluk: Haha!

Coral Palace Heart Sea: …………

Xingqiu: You all are concerned about who the male and female evil spirits are. Am I the only one who cares about what the "one" after the male and female evil spirits means?

Walnut: One? Is there a second one?

Falushan: There are two more novels after the first one. Do you think this is a serialized novel?

Nashida: After the first one, there will be a second one. There is a possibility of serialization.

Kamisato Ayato: Haha, now I am very curious about what role Brother Qifu plays in this video

Funina: Needless to say, it must be a funny character that ruins his image.

Ying: @Qi Fu, I wonder what you feel now, handsome Qi Fu?

Qi Fu: Haha, come whatever you want. Anyway, everyone knows that this is a second creation and it is different from our reality. Just come whatever you want. Just think of it as a joke I am performing for you all.

Zhongli: Brother Qi Fu, you are so enlightened.

Qi Fu: That's right, does the dog system think it can get revenge on me like this? What a joke! If you have the guts, come on harder.

Kaia: 6

Wendy: 6

Sino: 6

Kamisato Ayato: 6

As for the system, it was directly angered by Qi Fu's words.

"Okay, since you feel out of touch with reality, then I will give you something realistic tomorrow. I will definitely kill you." The system shouted in its heart while monitoring Qi Fu's every move.

Just like that, everyone started to look forward to the next video. Everyone wanted to know how Qi Fu would be defeated, so fifteen minutes passed.

As the video opened, everyone first saw a notice posted on the wall of Mondstadt.

Wanted order

In the recent pervert incident, the big pervert Qi Fu was caught, but later the Knight of Honor kidnapped Qi Fu for some unknown reason, and now both of them are missing.

A wanted notice is hereby issued to the whole city for Qi Fu and the Knight of Honor. If anyone captures or sees their whereabouts, the West Wind Church will give a reward depending on the circumstances.

West Wind Church

Looking at this wanted poster, everyone in the group couldn't hold back any longer.

Paimon: Wait, why is it the West Wind Church? I thought it was issued by the Knights. And why did Ying kidnap Qi Fu? Ying, you are not really attracted to him because of Qi Fu's face!

Ying: Are you kidding me, Paimon? Even if you like me, I won’t be so proactive, okay? Besides, I have important things to do in this world, how can I possibly pay attention to these things?

Paimon: That's true. Ying still has to look for your brother. This kind of thing is a top priority. (Breathes a sigh of relief)

Ying: But then again, why is it West Wind Church? @Barbara, you are not really going to marry there, are you?

Barbara: This...this...the me in the duplication video is not the real me. I...I don’t know either!

Yaesugami: Haha, is there any need to say more? The little guy is so handsome, and I heard that he is a nice person in real life. Any woman would be attracted to him!

Qin: …………

Barbara: Woo!

Coral Palace Heart Sea: …………

When everyone was unable to hold back because of the wanted order, the video screen turned

Ying's figure appeared

At this time, Ying was wearing a black dress, holding a sword emitting black energy in her hand, looking coldly at the grassland in front of her.

"Now……"

"The entire Teyvat belongs to us, the male and female heroes."

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