Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

"Forget about the male and female heroes, it's your turn to wash now."

Just after Ying finished saying this, Qi Fu's voice sounded behind her.

"Really? Why did he choose to go down the chimney instead of that place? There was so much black ash that his clothes and face were all black. If you didn't know him, you would think he was a black ghost from another world."

"He even saved me with a wooden sword. How can he fight like this?" Qi Fu complained with his bare chest while pulling the water off his clothes.

"That's right, not only can you not fight and have to run away, but you even used me as a mask, making me completely black." Paimon's figure also appeared, but she was flying in the air, pulling the water off her clothes and complaining.

Because of these words, everyone watching the video noticed that black powder seemed to be falling from Ying's body, who was wearing a black dress.

"Don't blame me. If you want to blame someone, blame the fact that the chimneys in the Knights' have not been cleaned for a long time," Ying said with an expression as if it was none of her business.

"Okay, go wash quickly," Qi Fu urged.

"Okay, let's wash it." Ying said as she prepared to undress and walk towards the ditch.

At this time, Qi Fu opened his eyes wide and looked over because Ying was taking off her clothes, but before he could take a look, a pair of small hands inserted into his eyes.

"Ah, eyes!" Qi Fu screamed immediately.

"Hmph, even though Ying rescued you after falling in love with you, I'm still wary of your reputation as a pervert," Paimon clasped his hands together with a sneer on his face.

At the same time, the video went dark and a few words were written on it: Ying is taking a bath

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After watching these pictures, people were completely speechless.

Paimon: After all this time, it turns out that Ying didn't turn evil, but got into the chimney.

Qin: Even the black air on the sword is just the black smoke from the burning wooden sword.

Ying: Damn, the chimney of the Knights is so black, don’t they clean it?

Paimon: Is this what you're focusing on? Ying!

Noelle: Oh, do we have to clean the chimney too? I haven't cleaned it once in all these years. I'm sorry, I made such a big mistake. Honor Knight, I'll go clean it now.

Paimon: Wait, Noelle, don't listen to Ying. She's just joking. Who would clean the chimney when they clean the house? (stomps his feet in anger)

Jean: That's right, Noelle, don't clean it. The chimney doesn't need to be cleaned.

Noelle: Oh, that's shocking!

Qi Fu: Let's not talk about the flue. Paimeng, you actually dared to poke my eyes and made them bleed. If I go blind, I want you to take care of me for the rest of my life.

Paimon: Oh, I'm sorry, that's because...

Paimon: Bah, that's not right, it was me in the video who did it, what does it have to do with the real me? You almost took me away

Yaesugami: Haha, fun!

Sino: Now they have changed from a pair of male and female heroes to a pair of blind male and female heroes. One of them is blind and the other one is blind and has fallen for a pervert.

Tinari: Haha, this is a bad joke

Kaiya: No matter whether they are a pair of male and female evil spirits or a pair of male and female heroes, @Qi Fu, brother Qi Fu, what else do you have to say now? Hahahaha, I don’t have to run naked anymore

Qi Fu: Damn it, he actually guessed it right

Diluk: Indeed, it’s a bit of a pity.

Kaeya: Diluk, you guy, you just owed me some money for drinks yesterday!

Wendy: Oh, my camera doesn't work. I was thinking of submitting my photos to a newspaper in Fontaine to earn some money for drinks.

Zhongli: 6. Mondstadt is so lucky to have a bard like you.

Wendy: Hahaha, Mr. Zhongli, you’re too polite. If there was no big news in Liyue, I would have wanted to go to Liyue for a stroll.

Zhongli: …………

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Xingqiu: Let’s not talk about the big news. Did you see what Miss Ying said in the video?

Finina: Now, the whole of Teyvat belongs to us, the male and female heroes.

Yaejinko: This is definitely a villain statement.

Ying: But he’s very handsome, isn’t he?

Qi Fu: I agree with Ms. Ying's point of view.

Nashida: But the title of the video is "Male and Female Devils", not "Male and Female Heroes". According to Mr. System's revenge method, Mr. Qi Fu will definitely suffer a lot.

Tinari: His eyes were blinded by Paimon, isn’t that miserable enough?

Shikanoin Heizo: Haha, I don’t think it’s that simple.

Keqing: The real show seems to have begun. Hmm, this is, Liyue?

At this time, after a brief exchange

Everyone also saw that the darkness in the video brightened up again, and the new scene was different from the beginning.

The surrounding area is full of rocks and the land is fertile, giving it the appearance of a beautiful land.

Then a few guys with shifty eyes appeared. They kept looking around as if they were afraid that someone would appear.

As the saying goes, what you fear will come true

Finally, they discovered that a cold blonde girl holding a long sword appeared on the hillside above their heads.

"Female... female, it's a male and female evil..." Suddenly these people were frightened and turned around and ran back. However, because of their shouting, the blond cold girl jumped up like a swallow, and her long sword flashed across the night sky like a lightning.

"What male and female demons? Remember, they are two heroes..."

In an instant, more than half of these people fell down, and only one person was left who ran fast and dodged the girl's sword.

But the person who ran the fastest didn't run long before he found two figures on his retreat path.

A strange creature floating in the air was looking at him with an evil smile on its face, and another handsome black-haired man leaning against a tree was also looking at him with an evil smile.

The man immediately wanted to change his route and escape, but the cold and lonely blonde girl behind him had already slashed at him with a sword.

The next second the man fell down.

"Haha, you dare to attack us just after we unlocked a secret realm yesterday? Don't you know what our male and female heroes' slogan is?" The handsome black-haired man stepped on the man's head and said coldly,

"No matter if it's goods from the underworld or the legal world, or every secret treasure chest in the world, they all belong to us, the male and female heroes!" The strange creature floating in the air added coolly.

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Keqing: I finally understand why they are called the Male and Female Demons instead of the Male and Female Heroes.

Xingqiu: He is really too cruel. Not only does he eat things from both the black and white worlds, he even doesn't let go of the treasure chest secrets in Teyvat. He also doesn't allow others to have any ideas. In two words, he is too arrogant.

Chongyun: These are four words, right?

Kaiya: Wait, wasn't it about Chuang? Where is this Chuang?

Wendy: Yes, what about the creative point?

Funina: Through the first two videos, I found a point, the person who was hurt was the one who broke through the defense at the end.

Furninna: So, no matter whether it is serious at first, it will be embarrassing in the end.

Navia: As expected of the Lord Water God, he found the pattern so quickly.

Chiori: Awesome!

Funina: Hahaha, no way!

Kaiya: Is that so? Does that mean Brother Qifu will be killed in the end? Then I'll wait.

At this time, Qi Fu was speechless looking at the conversation in the group.

However, he was a little surprised when he saw that this woman named Navia called Funina the water goddess.

This is something he never knew.

Then he looked at the long list of people in the group who had names but whom he didn't know, and he sent a message:

Qi Fu: Are the God of Fire and the God of Ice here?

Mavica: ??? What do you want to talk to me about?