Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

Just when Kaiya was laughing happily, the video in the group changed again.

The scene suddenly changed, and Diluk was bent over and pounding his back, looking like he had kidney deficiency, while Kaeya appeared in women's clothing, which was unbearable to look at.

"Master, I told you not to work so hard every night. Look, your kidneys are weak, right? Come..."

"This is the Kaiya Kidney Deficiency Tonic Pill I brewed for you. After taking this, I guarantee you'll stay out of the city every night..."

Then the next second the picture changed again, and Diluk, with a blushing face, and Kaeya in women's clothing, were holding the Ten-Herbs Tonic Pills in their hands and smiling at the screen.

"Kaiya Kidney Deficiency Brand Ten-Herb Tonic Pills, only one pill a day is needed, and hoeing the land becomes effortless."

The video ended just like that, and the group was silent for two or three seconds until the system prompt sounded, bringing everyone back to their senses.

"Ding, congratulations to Kaeya and Diluk for becoming the spokespersons for this system's Ten-Wholesome Tonic Pills. They've been awarded a box of them."

"Ding, Kaeya's Ten-Herb Tonic Pills are now available in the system mall. Dear guests from Teyvat, please come and support us."

The group was silent again for two or three seconds until Qi Fu spoke.

Qi Fu: No, we agreed on secondary creation. Why are you still using a system to sell products to everyone? Is your system qualified?

System: Ding, my family is poor and life is not easy, I can only take on more part-time jobs to fill the gap.

"Ding, the system recharge channel has been opened. You can use Mora to exchange for Fun Points. The exchange rate is 1000 Mora = 1 Fun Point."

"Ding, the channel for exchanging Fun Points for Mora is temporarily unavailable."

Ying: Although the last female-dressed Kaeya in this second creation shocked me, but... it's so funny, hahahaha

Paimon: Yes, I laughed for two or three minutes, hahahahahaha

Ying: @Kaiya, Kaiya, can you still laugh now?

Kaeya: ………

Qi Fu: He stopped talking. Someone, please give me a photo of Kaeya and Master Diluk’s current expressions. If you need me in the future, I, Qi Fu, will definitely help you.

Wendy: Hahahaha, I can see their expressions. I can give it to you for free, so there’s no need for your help, Brother Qi Fu. The only problem is, I don’t have something expensive like a camera.

Qi Fu: Ah, this! Wendy, don’t you know how to use the camera that comes with the system?

Wendy: Ah, what camera? Is it built-in? @Qifu, brother, please give me a tutorial. If you need my help in the future, I will definitely help you!

Qi Fu: @Wendy, no need, I am a handsome man with a kind heart. Wendy, have you seen the icon that looks like a camera at the bottom of the group?

Just when Qi Fu was about to explain to Wendy, the system suddenly interrupted.

System: @Qi Fu, do you really have to help me if I send you a photo?

Then two photos of people with black faces sent by the system appeared in the group.

Qi Fu looked at the system that suddenly appeared like a pug, and he was completely speechless.

Qi Fu: No, @system, something's wrong with you. How could an omnipotent system like you ask a mortal like me to help you? Are you kidding me?

System: But you said you would help if needed, and you also said that you are handsome and kind-hearted. You didn’t say that, did you?

Qi Fu: Nonsense, I, Qi Fu, am just handsome and kind-hearted. Okay, I agree. I'll see what help you need from me as a system.

System: Ahem, I am an omnipotent system, but my family is a little poor, so I won’t make it difficult for you. Let me put it this way, I see that your name means blessing, so I will use your name to make a wish.

System: Please bless me with great wealth and prosperity.

Qi Fu: …………

Qi Fu: Okay, I agree. I wish your dog system will make a fortune.

System: Thank you for your blessing

Qi Fu: This system actually ignored the fact that I said the word "dog" and even thanked me!

Wendy: @Qi Fu, that's awesome, bro. Why do I feel like this system is trying to please you? Tell me, is this system related to you?

Zhongli: From a common sense perspective, this system is indeed not quite right.

Qi Fu: @Wendy, @Zhongli, come on, if this system was mine, I would kill that thing called Lei Dapao right now.

Skirmisher: ?????

Scattered Soldiers: Okay, okay, a fool dares to say he wants to kill me. I am really tired of living. @Qi Fu, you rubbish fool, where are you? I will go find you now. I want to see how you kill me.

Qi Fu: Haha, if you want me to tell you, I will tell you. But I won’t tell you and make you anxious to death.

Goro: @Qi Fu, don't worry, we will protect you. By the way, Mr. Qi Fu, didn't you ask me to hand over the letter to Lord Coral Palace last time and also asked me when Miss Beidou's ship would arrive?

Wu Lang: I just received news that Miss Beidou's ship will arrive in two days. When the time comes, I will send you on board to Liyue. That way, no one will know that you are with Inazuma.

Beidou: ………

Ningguang: …………

Keqing:…………

Zhongli: …………

film:…………

Yae Shenzi:…………

Kujo Sara: …………

Qin: …………

Qi Fu: Where did this stupid dog come from, @Coral Palace Heart Sea, quickly lock him up in the dark room and make him copy and recite the military regulations and trainings a hundred thousand times. Is this kind of thing allowed to be said in this place?

Qi Fu was shocked.

Coral Palace Heart Sea: Goro, what are you doing? How can you say such words in a place like this? Go to the black room and copy and read the military regulations and precepts a hundred thousand times.

Goro: Uh, ah, damn it, I just finished training a soldier and forgot that this person is connected to the entire continent of Teyvat. When I saw Mr. Qi Fu, I subconsciously said, Lord Coral Palace, I will go to the small dark room and copy and read the military regulations and trainings ten thousand times, no, two hundred thousand times.

Sanbing: Hahahaha, so you are also in Inazuma, let me see the information, Coral Palace Xinhai, oh, so you are the sacred priestess of Kaijima, so that means you are on Kaijima.

Sanbing: You idiot, I'm coming to Haizhi Island right now so you can kill me, don't run away!

Qi Fu was frightened again.

How can someone want to fight offline after being scolded online? This guy can't afford it.

No, that's not right. This guy can't afford to play. His mental quality is so weak.

In that case, don't blame him for being rude.

Qi Fu: @影@Yae Shenzi, please save me. The thing you threw away is now in Inazuma. I am ready to take revenge on you and also want to take some of your things. As a half-Liyue person, if I die here, my Prince Yan will definitely settle the score with you.

film:…………

Yae Shenzi:…………

Zhongli: …………

Ying: @Son of God, what did he say? Why does it sound a bit confusing to me?

Yaesugami: @影, that’s the thing you threw away back then, @散兵, I didn’t expect you to be in Inazuma now and what are you planning to do? Do you just treat me as if I don’t exist?

Sanbing: Tsk, @Yae Shenzi, you are the only one who can find me?

Yae Kamiko: Is that so? That’s easy. @Thunder General, someone wants to take revenge on you. Why don’t you go to Kaiji Island and take a seat?

General Thunder: …………

Qi Fu:!!!

Coral Palace Heart Sea:!!!

General Lei Dian: Forget it, I don't have time to sit and wait, but I have a better idea. I will set up a thunderstorm over there, no matter who goes in or out, I will know.

As General Lei Dian finished speaking, everyone on Haizhi Island heard thunder coming from the sky.

Then the next second, some fishermen who were still on the beach discovered that some strong thunderstorms had surrounded the entire Haizhi Island.

Sanbing: Okay, okay, in that case, I won’t go to Haizhi Island.

Soldier: @Qi Fu, you are lucky this time. I will definitely try my sword skills with you when I have the chance.

As for Qi Fu, he smiled bitterly. Although he seemed to be safe now, but...

The entire Haizhi Island is in trouble!

At the same time, Coral Palace's heart sea also showed a worried look. The thunderstorm surrounded the entire Haizhi Island. How could Haizhi Island, which was already short of supplies, survive?