Qi Fu felt embarrassed, so he went home alone and prepared to go to bed, covering himself with the quilt while secretly snooping into the group chat. Although the people in the group laughed a little because Qi Fu was banned, they quickly got down to business.

Ying: Let’s not talk about that idiot named Qi Fu for now. I understand that this character’s character is broken, and I understand the secondary creation, but I don’t quite understand this ultimate character’s character breaking system. Whose character is being broken? Why do I feel a chill on my back?

Ying: It won’t destroy me, right?

Paimon: Yes, yes, why does Ying feel a chill on her back? I don’t feel anything. I’m also curious about what caused Ying’s character breakdown.

Ying: If my world really collapses, I might kill you, Paimon, first and then use your body to make soup.

Paimon: Ah! Please, system, don't let Ying's character collapse. If she collapses, I'm finished.

Yaesugami: Hehehe, happy!

Arataki Ichito: Hahahaha, although I don’t know what you are talking about, but I feel that everything is fine with me, hahahahaha

Jiuqi Shinobu: Ugh! I'm sorry, my boss has caused you trouble. @荒泷一斗, boss, when everyone is exploring this system, can you please stop interrupting us?

Aratake Ichito: Shinobi, how did I interrupt? I was obviously exploring this with everyone, okay?

Shinobu Kuki: Then do you know why this system brings in all of us on the continent of Teyvat?

Arataki Ichito: Uh, let’s get everyone together and have fun?

Shinobu Kuki: How is that possible, boss? How could anyone do such a stupid thing?

Zhongli: From a common sense perspective, considering the name of the system that invited us to join the group, it is possible that Brother Yidou is not wrong.

Arataki Ichito: Ahahahahahahaha, did you see that, Ninja, someone said I was right.

Kuki Shinobu: ………

Wendy: Is there something fun to watch? That's great, let me, the most powerful bard in Teyvat, spread the word.

Qin: Although what Mr. Zhongli said makes sense, who has the ability to bring in all the people in Watt Continent?

Ying: Yes, who has such a great ability?

Paimeng: I have an idea. Didn’t Qi Fu just @ the system? Why don’t you ask him?

Zhongli: …………

Wendy: ………

film:…………

Yae Shenzi:…………

Miss:…………

PhD:…………

Paimon: Hey, why are you all silent? Is my idea a bad one?

Keqing: Although Mr. Qi Fu seems to have simply banned me from speaking, no one knows if this system will impose a more severe punishment, so...

Skirmisher: So you're all scared? Haha, a bunch of cowards, worse than a fool.

Diluk: Hehe, @Scattered Soldier, since the famous Fatui are so capable, why don't you ask for everyone?

Sanbing: Haha, if you want me to ask you, then just ask. I won’t ask because I’m not a fool.

Diluk: Haha, just pretending...

Skirmisher: You...

Qi Fu: …………

Coral Palace Heart Sea: @Qi Fu, Qi Fu, can you speak now? Are you okay?

Qi Fu: Well, it’s just a three-minute ban in the group chat. It doesn’t mean you can’t talk in real life. So what’s the big deal?

Qi Fu: @system, dog system, didn’t we agree on a second creation? Where’s your second creation? I’m still waiting for you to create everyone’s second creation just for fun.

System: Okay, I’ll give you some fun right away.

Qi Fu: ???

Coral Palace Heart Sea: ???

Skirmishers: ???

fluorescent:? ? ?

Yae Goddess: ???

At this moment, Qi Fu was stunned. This damn system had muted him first, so why was he so easy to talk to this time?

very strange!

Just when Qi Fu was confused, the system beeped.

"Ding, today is the first time the Ultimate Character Collapse Re-creation System has been launched. The video is open to all of Teyvat. After the video ends, everyone can sign in under the video to earn daily fun points. Fun points can be used to purchase items on the system shelves after the re-creation video ends later."

"Ding, the system's product must be a masterpiece"

"Ding, today's secondary creation video begins"

As the system finished speaking, a light screen appeared in front of everyone in Teyvat, with a few words displayed on it.

Kaiya Kidney Deficiency Card

Kaia: ???

Diluk: !!!!!!

Kaiya was confused. Why was his name on it? And why was it followed by the words "kidney deficiency"? What did that mean? He had kidney deficiency.

Jean: Kaia?

Amber: Kaia?

Klee: Brother Kaeya? Captain Jean, what does kidney deficiency mean?

Jean: Klee, this...I...

Just when Qin didn't know how to explain, the video had already started.

At the beginning of the video, Diluk's figure can be seen, busy in the dark.

Diluk: No, isn't it Kaeya? Why am I here?

Kaia: I don’t know!

Ying: So, is Master Diluk hoeing the ground?

Paimon: It's really rare that a master would go to the fields to work himself.

Diluk: What's the big deal? Sometimes I go to the garden to plant the grapes myself. I don't trust others with some grape varieties.

"Yo hey! Yo hey, yo hey, yo hey... Ouch!"

At this time, as the Diluk in the video gradually zoomed in, everyone saw Diluk digging a hole with a big sword, shouting while digging. But in the end, no one knew what happened, and Diluk let out a unique wailing sound.

Paimon: What happened? What happened? Why did Master Diluk wail at the end?

Tinari: Master Diluk is holding his waist. Could it be that he has sprained his back?

Heizo Kanouin: No, I don’t think so. Didn’t you pay attention to the title? The name of this video is Kaiya Kidney Deficiency Brand.

Tinari: Uh, hiss, I almost forgot, this video has a name, but Master Diluk really looked like he had sprained his back just now.

Kaiya: Hahahaha, that's right, it doesn't necessarily mean a slipped back. Maybe someone else has kidney deficiency.

Kaiya was happy at this time. He was indeed panicked when he saw his name in the video, but he didn't expect there would be a reversal.

Diluk: I don't have kidney deficiency, I must have sprained my waist

At this moment, Diluk, who was working in the tavern, immediately frowned.

This guy Kaia!!!

However, what Diluk didn't expect was that a familiar voice sounded in the next second of the video.

"Diluc, I've told you to stop toiling away every night. Hoeing the vineyard every day is one thing, but you're also hoeing in those shady places in the city late at night. Do you think your kidneys can handle it?"

Xingqiu: Late night every day?

Chongyun: A shameful place in the city?

Jiaming: Hoeing the ground?

Young Master: Kidney?

Diluk: …………

Kaia: Ahahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, hahahaha

Ying: @Diluke, no, Master Diluke, do you go to some shameful place in the city to hoe the fields late at night every day?

Diluk: …………

Ying: I don't mean anything else. I just have a friend who wants me to ask you something. He said he wants to see what kind of business secrets can make Master Diluk hoe the fields late at night.

Qi Fu: Master Diluk is silent

Zhongli: From a common sense perspective, if someone suddenly becomes silent, there might be some unspeakable secret.

Kaeya: Hahahaha, I'm so happy, hahahaha, this character collapse system is great, well done

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