Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

Chapter 27 The Water God Can't Get Out of the Water

Although the group is still chatting, the secondary creation video content is still playing.

In the video, Ying and the second cold Paimon followed Qi Fu and the first evil Paimon all the way to Liyue, where they first saw Keqing who was captured by Qi Fu and the first evil Paimon.

At this time, Keqing is not only one of the Seven Stars of Liyue, but also in charge of the Liyue branch of the Coral Palace Newspaper. She has become the person with the most intelligence in Liyue, and her status even surpasses that of the richest Ningguang.

Even Ningguang has to go to Keqing for any information she needs, but this status is gained in exchange for a pair of panda eyes.

Keqing only sleeps four hours a day and spends the rest of the time working.

In the group:

Ying: How scary! Is this what yesterday’s workaholic meant?

Paimon: Only sleeping four hours a day, this, this might be fatal!

Jiuqi Shinobu: This is not just a fear, it will definitely kill people!

Ningguang: If the real Keqing is like this, I, Ningguang, will admit defeat.

Keqing:…………

Ganyu: …………

Cole: Since workaholic Keqing is like this, what does Miss Nilu’s naivety mean?

Soon everyone saw the answer in the video.

Qi Fu and the number one evil Paimon said goodbye to Keqing and went all the way to Xumi.

Xumi's Coral Palace Newspaper slightly changed its name to Xumi Coral Palace Academic Journal. As long as it is about academics, technology, or anything else, it will collect them all and publish them together without missing a word, and even typos will not be checked.

Because all papers are accepted, no matter whether they are rotten, bad, or good, or even fantastic or unverified, as long as they are submitted, they will be published in the academic journal.

It’s no wonder that because the newspaper accepts everything and doesn’t change the words, this seemingly fair newspaper has become the best-selling newspaper in Xumi.

As for Nilu, the manager of the newspaper, she just took a copy and stamped it with approval.

"Pass, next time"

"Pass, next one!"

"Qi Fu said that as long as it is submitted, it will be approved!" Ni Lu smiled sweetly and passed the review without even looking at it.

In the group:

Shinobu Kuki: As expected...you are such a naive person!

Ying: I agree!

Nilu: That’s too much. Although I’m not very smart, I’m definitely not stupid. I can still tell right from wrong.

Elhaisen: Whether it is right or wrong, it has passed the review. If Xumi is really influenced by such a newspaper, then I can only say a few words: Xumi is finished.

Nero: …………

Nashida: …………

After seeing the Coral Palace newspaper offices in Liyue and Xumi, the video quickly shifted to Fontainebleau with the figures of four people.

"We've finally arrived at Fontaine. By the way, this is my first time in Fontaine. I'm surprised that there's such a strange transportation route as a waterway here." After Qi Fu got off the boat, he took a look at the constructed waterway.

"This is the first time I've seen this thing," said Evil No. 1 Paimon.

"No way, didn't you travel for a long time after climbing out of the water?" Qi Fu looked surprised.

"That's right. I traveled all the way from Mondstadt and it took me six years to meet you in Liyue when you were out traveling." Paimon nodded.

"So you've been traveling in one country for three years?" Qi Fu seemed to have just learned about this.

"Yes, there are so many people in each country. How can I not try all their food?" Paimon said with his arms crossed and a proud look on his face.

"You are simply a food demon," Qi Fu rolled his eyes.

"Okay, these are all things of the past. Let's find the Water God first," Paimeng said again.

"Let's go and see what the water goddess Funina looks like?" So the two of them walked towards the Fontaine administrative district.

Behind them, Ying and Paimon No. 2 continued to follow.

As time passed, Qi Fu and the evil Paimon gradually learned one thing through the people in Fontainebleau, that is, every afternoon, Funina would rest in her own palace, which means that this period of time was the best time for Qi Fu and others to test her.

in the afternoon

Qi Fu and Paimeng first rushed all the way to the outside of Momang Palace, and then relied on time to stop and pass through various guards to reach the legendary Funina Palace.

After arriving at the palace, the two of them did not find Funina until they looked out at the garden from the palace.

"Qi Fu, look at that figure, is it Furninna from the Steambird Newspaper?"

"Yes, it's her. Let's go down and take a look."

Then the two of them hurried to the garden.

Soon, the two rushed to the garden and found that Funina was eating afternoon dessert.

As the number one evil "Demon of Food", Paimon naturally would not let go of the food in front of him, so he opened his mouth and swallowed half of the cake in Finina's hand.

"The prank was successful. Now let's move the guard over here and see how the Water God reacts," Paimon said while pointing to a tall figure not far away.

Qi Fu glanced at the guard and was shocked by her chest at first, then he started to move the person without changing his expression. There seemed to be nothing wrong with this scene, but during the process of moving, Qi Fu's head was always resting on it.

At this time, in another secret place, Ying was looking at this side with a pair of eyes bigger than her head, and so was the equally cold Paimon.

"Sure enough, that man is disgusting and wretched. He even took advantage of the female guard like this."

"Yes, yes, it's really disgusting, but it's really big. What did it eat to grow so big? Why can't I grow that big?" A trace of nosebleed flowed from under Ying's huge eyes.

After hearing what Ying said next, the cold-blooded Paimon also felt something was wrong. He then retracted his ability and found that Ying was bleeding from the nose.

"You are such a rebellious woman. Your X-ray eyes don't even let women go?" Then another hammer hit Ying on the head.

The video screen turned back to Qi Fu again. After moving the female guard to Funina's side and pretending to hold a cake, the two immediately hid and restarted the flow of time.

Originally, Funina was happily eating a small cake in her garden, but for some reason, she saw that not only the cake in her hand disappeared, but there was also an extra hand in front of her.

More importantly, the hand was still holding a small piece of cake.

When he looked up, he saw that it was his personal bodyguard Clorinde.

"Claulinde, what did you do? You ate my cake?" Fernina looked shocked.

"Oh!" Clorinde, who was still confused, had no idea what was going on. She only knew that she was standing in the distance and watching carefully. The next second, she stood in front of Funina and snatched her cake as if she had lost her memory after drinking.

"No, Lady Finina, I didn't eat your cake." Clorinde was a little overwhelmed holding the cake with only a small bite left.

"If you didn't eat it, then where did the other half of the cake go?" Funina stared at Clorinde.

"I don't know about this!" was all Clorinde could say.

"Even though you ate it, you still refuse to admit it. I always thought your breasts grew like this because you ate something strange. It turns out that you became like this because you ate my little cake!" Funina looked as if she had discovered the truth.

"No, I didn't eat it, really, Lady Fernina," Clorinde explained hurriedly.

"You still don't admit it. Every time I go out with you, most of the eyes are on you. Do you think I'm happy inside? They don't look at me, the Water God, but at you, a busty woman. Now I'll let you see how powerful I am as a Water God."

"Come out, Lord Uther, Lady Hevima, and Miss Shebeleta, teach this hateful big-breasted woman a lesson!"

The moment an octopus, a seahorse and a crab-shaped aquatic creature were summoned by Funina, the evil number one Paimon hiding in the dark immediately stopped time.

Soon the two came out.

"What? Doesn't this water god have divine power? The rumor is actually false!" Paimon stomped his feet angrily.

"Yeah, we came all the way here, but it turned out to be fake news." Qi Fu also looked depressed.

"What should we do now?" Paimon looked at Qi Fu.

"Well, I can only find some other gossip," Qi Fu sighed.

"Then where do you plan to start?" Paimon asked again.

Qi Fu touched his chin and thought for a while, then saw that Finina was still letting her three summons attack Clorinde.

"Haha, isn't it here?" Qi Fu laughed evilly.

"Oh! Hehe, this time I hit the jackpot! Hehehe!" Looking at Qi Fu's gaze, Paimeng immediately understood Qi Fu's thoughts.

"That's right. As a god, this is too petty. She has no ambition and blames others for being taller. Come, let's add fuel to the fire and throw her into the water to make this news more intense." Qi Fu smiled evilly.

"Okay, the water god fell into the water, this news headline sounds explosive enough." Paimon was also excited, so the two of them immediately carried the unambitious Finina and threw her into the pool beside them.

But what they didn't expect was that the moment they threw it in, Funina didn't fall into the water, but instead lay down on the water surface.

"Hey, what's going on? When will my time stop be able to stop the water surface as well?" Paimon looked confused.

"That's not right, I can put my hand into the water." Qi Fu had already put his hand into the water because of this change.

Suddenly the two looked at each other.

"Awesome... Awesome! Since the Water God can't get out of the water, let's just keep it like this. The way she's lying there can be used to frame that ambitious female guard. Let's retreat quickly."

After pressing hard many times, he still couldn't push Funina out of the water, so Qi Fu had to let Paimon retreat with him.

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