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"So, your ability is peeping." Ying looked at the cold-blooded Paimon No. 2 who was floating in the air with his arms crossed.

"It's not peeping. You've clearly just tried it yourself. You know it's clairvoyance, X-ray vision, the ability to see through other people's minds. No matter what space they are in, as long as it belongs to this world, you can see it. How can you categorize it as something so unpleasant as peeping?"

The cold Paimon said unhappily.

"But I still want you to share your other ability with me," Ying said, staring at the cold Paimeng.

"No, I only have one last bit of space transfer ability left. This is for swallowing up Paimeng beside Qi Fu. If you can let me swallow her and let her and I become one, I might be able to lend you the ability to stop time."

"Time stops. What can I do with such a criminal ability?" However, Ying showed a look of disgust.

"Such a crime? Ying, you have to know that it was this ability that allowed Qi Fu to do whatever he wanted. Think about it yourself, that unscrupulous man might have taken advantage of the convenience of stopping time to do something bad to you. Don't forget that he told your brother about your culinary training not long ago."

"Shouldn't this man be taught a lesson?" said the cold Paimon with his eyes wide open.

It was because of these few words that Ying got goosebumps all over her body.

"Yes, that guy went too far. I have always been deceived by that face. Such a hateful man must be taught a lesson." Ying showed an angry expression.

"Since he has looked at mine, I want to look at his too... Oh, that's not right. Actually I have already looked at him just now. His figure is pretty good. If I could touch him again..." Before Ying could finish her words, the cold Paimeng hit her on the head.

"You rebellious girl, no wonder you were deceived by the face of that unscrupulous man Qi Fu. You are a hopeless fellow. Use your strength for the right purpose!"

At this time in the group:

Qi Fu: @萤, your second creation video this time is simply amazing

Kaiya: This time, I agree with Brother Qifu, it's simply against the will of heaven.

Qin: This is no longer a question of whether it goes against the will of heaven or not. His character is even more broken than the previous two times.

Ying: I feel a little tired, Paimeng, why don’t we go to Mount Ao Zang to ordain you tomorrow!

Paimon: Okay... since... Ugh, that's not right, why did you choose to become a monk for me? What about you?

Ying: Then you actually dared to hit me on the head in the video.

Paimeng: That's a secondary video, what does it have to do with the real Paimeng?

Ying: Yes, what does the amazing Ying in the video have to do with me.

Paimon: You're just looking for trouble! (stomps his feet in anger)

Ying: Well, since we have to wait for dinner for too long, I can only find some fun.

Paimon: This is not fun at all. I must finish your portion of lunch as well (stomps his feet in anger)

Ying: Okay, you eat my portion and I'll eat Paimon's.

Paimon: Ah!

Barbara: Phew, it turns out Ying and Paimon have a good relationship.

Amber: Haha, speaking of eating Paimong, when Ying and I first met in the wild, Ying said that Paimong was emergency food. I was stunned at the time.

Paimon: It’s been so long, and you’re still bringing up that!

Ying: Wait, I found a problem

Wendy: What's the problem?

Ying: The cold-hearted Paimon in the second video wants to eat the bad guy Paimon. So, Paimon can indeed be eaten, she is food!

Paimon: !!!!!!

Qi Fu: I agree. I have always heard that Paimon eats a lot. Her tiny belly can take in far more food than her body can carry. Maybe Paimon is actually some kind of food aggregate. You can taste the flavor of Wanjia’s ingredients with just one bite.

Xiangling: Really? Can you really taste the flavor of Wanjia’s ingredients by taking a bite?

Qi Fu: I don’t know, but you’ll know if you try it.

Xiangling: Indeed, Ying and Paimon happen to be staying in the inn across from my house. I'll go ask Paimon if I can have a bite.

Ying: I think you should let me take a bite first.

Paimon:! ! !

Paimon: Qi Fu, you bastard, how can Paimon be food? No, Ying, don't look at me like that.

Paimon: Wow, eat Paimon, help!

Soon, Paimeng’s voice disappeared from the group.

Qi Fu: It seems that this day next year will be the anniversary of Paimon's death

Wendy: Rest in peace, Paimon. Next year on this day I will give you a breeze with sweet flower-stuffed chicken.

Barbara: You guys are really bad guys, teasing Paimon like this

Wendy: Why should we say that? We are clearly trying to entertain Ying.

Qi Fu: That’s right!

Diluk: You guys should just continue watching the video for fun, the new scenes have already come out.

…………

At this time, after being taught a lesson by Lengku Paimeng, Ying in the video finally understood what to do next.

First of all, with the help of the cold-blooded Paimon, Ying will no longer have time stopped by Paimon beside Qi Fu. That is to say, from today on, there are now four people who are not affected by time.

With the help of the second cold Paimon, Ying can easily take pictures of Qi Fu and the first evil Paimon to prove their crimes when they are doing bad things.

Then, if these evidences are published in newspapers, Qi Fu and No. 1 Paimeng's careers will inevitably suffer a major setback.

But compared to defeating Qi Fu and Paimon No. 1 in this way, Ying suddenly had a better idea.

"You mean to follow them to Fontaine and let them find out why the water goddess Fernina isn't using her powers? Then, publish the evidence before they do. This way, not only will their careers suffer a major setback, but they'll also completely fail. It might even help your Teyvat newspaper soar to fame."

When the cold-blooded Paimeng heard Ying's plan, his eyes lit up.

"That's right. Didn't that bastard Qi Fu say that I don't have the ability to revive the newspaper? Well, I will revive it now and show him," Ying said angrily.

"Well, you are worthy of being my savior who fished me out of the water. With this determination, there is no doubt that you can become the strongest in the world," the cold-hearted Paimon shouted excitedly.

"Okay, from today on, the battle to enslave Qi Fu and make him my lord (devour all Paimons and become the strongest in the world) begins."

After the two of them finished talking, they both realized that there was something wrong with each other's words, but both sides pretended not to hear, and thus this scene of the second creation video ended.

In the group:

Qi Fu: See? This is why everyone has their own agenda, but because they have other purposes and the two sides do not conflict with each other, people with seemingly different goals join forces.

Lady: Well, I have been deeply touched by this sentence these past two days.

Ying: Madam, you

Lady: Why, did you finish that little thing so quickly?

Paimon: You were just eaten. It's just two bites. You won't die.

Lady: That’s a pity, it wasn’t eaten.

Paimon: You bad woman, be careful not to get struck by lightning if you do too many evil things

Lady: Haha, I’ll wait and see if that blind thunder dares to strike me.

Qi Fu: Happy!

Zhongli: Regardless of whether there is lightning or not, Brother Qi Fu is right. As long as the goals are different, the actions of both sides will not conflict. It is not surprising that they join forces. So @Ying, Miss Ying, please keep your eyes open when traveling in the future.

Ying: Really? Well, thank you, Mr. Zhongli, for the reminder.

At this time, Qi Fu looked at Zhongli's secret reminder and laughed out loud, "Old Deng, you are so afraid that Ying will be kept in the dark."

But it's true that the current plot is slightly different from the original one. Although Zhongli is already secretly controlling it, he himself is also afraid of some unexpected situations.

Therefore, Qi Fu felt that the assassination of Prince Yan would be over in the next two days. After visiting the Kamisato brothers and sisters, he would have to speed up his progress.

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Because of Ying and the cold-blooded Paimeng's big battle plan, they have been secretly monitoring Qi Fu's actions. Finally, on the day of Qi Fu's action, they followed him and set off.

Of course, after they left, they also left a note for Sora who stayed in Mond.

Ying: Come on, brother, I'm going to follow Qi Fu and foil their plot.

Paimon: Keep fishing! Once you catch Paimon No. 3, send it to my room immediately.

As for Kong, after seeing the two notes, tears welled up in his eyes.

"Don't worry, I will definitely fish out my Paimon."

So Kong set out again, heading to the same beach where Ying had fished out Paimon II.

In the group:

Paimon: I wanted to say this yesterday. Isn’t that the beach where Ying and I first met?

Ying: And it was really me who fished Paimon out.

Cole: So that beach really can fish out another Paimon?

Klee: Captain Jean, can you really catch Paimon? I want to go fishing.

Qin: Uh, well! I don’t know either.

Qi Fu: Klee, you can ask Captain Qin to take you fishing, what if you really catch something?

Klee: Captain Jean! Captain Jean! I want to go, I want to go! Mom, I want to go!

Alice: Sure, Klee can go, but don’t bring any bouncing bombs. What if there really is Paimon in the sea and you kill him with the bouncing bombs?

Paimon: Ah!

Kelly: Ah!

Klee: I understand. I won't use the bombs to fish anymore. I'll just use the fishing rod.

Paimon: Phew, I was so scared! I really thought Klee was going to blow me up!

Ying: Smile!

Alice: Oh, be good, Captain Jean, Klee!

Jean: Oh, okay, but I don’t have free time. I’ll let Kaeya take Klee with him. He has the least free time at this time anyway.

Kaeya: It's fine to take Klee with you, but Captain Jean, what do you mean I'm the most idle? I'm obviously working hard too.

Diluk: Is it your job to drink in my tavern and chat in the group every day?

Kaia: Nonsense, there are so many Fatui in the group, I'm just trying to gather intelligence.

Diluk: So, what did you find out?

Kaiya: Uh, well, if I found out someone who works late at night is also hanging out in the group every day, does that count?

Diluk: Get out!