Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

in the group

Qi Fu: Kidney deficiency, hahahahahaha

Kaiya: If you have kidney deficiency, take Kaiya brand Ten-Herb Tonic Pills. Grandpa Lu said it’s good.

Ying: Phew, the ancient memory is calling me

Yae Shenzi: Hahahaha

Wendy: Hahahaha, your memory is so bad it’s almost invincible.

Albedo: Fish have seven seconds of memory, Mr. Zhongli, you forget it in the blink of an eye.

Wendy: Especially the expression on his face when he was standing there in a daze, hahahahaha, it made me laugh to death

Ningguang: Stop talking, I can’t hold it in any longer, haha

Keqing: Hey, stop laughing. Who is the woman who spoke to Ganyu and Shen He?

True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang: That is True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng

Liuyunjiefeng Zhenjun: Oh, I didn't expect that I'd be in the show too. What a mistake! But luckily the creators were...

Master Liuyunjiefeng: Ahem

Zhongli: …………

Keqing: Oh, so you can transform into human form!

Liuyunjiefeng Zhenjun: Of course, sometimes it is more convenient to go for a walk in the city.

Black Tower: This is really a spirit

Liuyunjifeng Zhenjun: How dare you! What does it mean to become a spirit? This is called an immortal.

Jing Yuan: Hahahaha

…………

At this time in the video, Zhongli was no longer in the toilet, but was preparing to go shopping and sunbathe. However, as he walked along, he forgot all kinds of things, and unknowingly, he had some strange things in his hands. By the time he had completely reached the pier and was ready to sunbathe.

Suddenly I found that the sun was already directly overhead.

"Uh, looks like it's time for lunch!"

Just like that, Zhongli was about to go to lunch. However, at this moment, a thick smoke came from a distance, accompanied by the repeated low moans of a young girl.

“Eat, eat, eat, eat…eat…”

In the blink of an eye, the pink-haired, plump girl with horns knocked Zhongli, who was on the road, into the sky like a charging bull. Zhongli's stiff body flew into the sky quickly in a spinning posture, and finally turned into a star and disappeared.

The girl with horns seemed to realize something, and her little fleshy legs that had been running around suddenly stopped.

"Huh? Did I bump into something?"

The girl with horns and pink hair looked back and didn't see anything that was knocked down, so she ran forward again with her little fleshy legs, and kicked her legs out again.

The video scene shifted, and Zhongli, who was knocked away, fell from the sky and then hit his head accurately into the statue of the God of Wind in Mondstadt's Grand Square.

And the place where he crashed happened to be right between the statue's raised hands, which was right at the chest.

At this time, the people of Mondstadt in the square also saw this scene. Looking at Zhongli who crashed straight into the statue of the God of Wind, they all opened their eyes wide in shock.

"Ding, the second short video "The Worn-Out Old Man" has finished playing. Now loading the second super short video "Varesa, Bull Attack""

in the group

Qi Fu: Oh my god, it’s so short

Ying: Although it’s short, it’s hilarious throughout

Hu Tao: Zhongli is hard, hurry up, blow the trumpet, dig the pit, and hold the banquet!

Wendy: Hahahaha

Zhongli: …………

Jean: Statue of Lady Vanessa

Fireworks: If I were Zhongli, I would give Vanessa a bad review

Barbara: @火火, why did you give a bad review?

Fireworks, Vanessa's chest is too flat. After Mr. Zhongli crashed into her, Vanessa had to squeeze it with her hands.

Sora: Poof!

Raiden Shin: Poof!

Ying: 6, @fireworks, it still has to be you

Wendy: ………

Qi Fu: I am dying of laughter

Jing Yuan: Hahahaha, I’m afraid I can’t squeeze it out even if I squeeze it.

Pato: Poor Mr. Zhongli, he was hit so hard, and he hasn't bought the soy sauce and vinegar that Hu Tao asked him to buy yet.

Doctor of Truth: This is only the first one, there should be a second one, most likely it will be released tomorrow

Heita: I think so. They mentioned a TV series before.

Yang: So how did the girl with the horns at the end run with her legs so round? It felt like a cartoon.

March 7: That's right, does she run like that in real life? This is amazing!

Ianshan: Varesa's legs are really flexible. I can't run as fast as her.

Qi Fu: Awesome, no wonder it was Niu Niu who attacked.

Qi Fu: @Nilu, Nilu, you are also a cow, why can't you run fast?

Nero: The thing on my head is an ornament, an ornament of the flower goddess's costume. I'm not a cow.

Xing: The latter one is a super short play, probably even shorter.

Gold Dust: It should be, so this is the second video

Heita: @System, so how many videos are there today?

System: There are only two. We can’t delay everyone’s work.

Qifu: Grass (a kind of plant)

Jingyuan: Grass (a kind of plant)

Qingque: There is no need to be humane in a place like this. Actually, I don’t mind the delay.

Fu Xuan: You wish, Qingque, you must complete what I assign to you today.

Qingque: Report to Master Taibu, I want to apply for annual leave

Fu Xuan: If you can take the three lasers from my third eye, then I agree

Qingque: Uh, what I want is annual leave, not a life-long vacation

Yang: I still don't know how powerful Master Fu Xuan's laser is.

Fu Xuan: It's not very powerful, it can only shoot out one light year, and its killing power is not strong, it can only burn a hole in the X-357 alloy instantly.

Black Tower: X-357 alloy? You mean the X-357 alloy that needs to be heated to 1 degrees for three days to melt?

Doctor Truth: Burn a hole in an instant?

Jizi: Is this still a laser?

Qi Fu: A small beam of light that can travel far and burn steel with the energy of light, isn’t that a laser?

Yang: Laser, I think it is the ultimate destructive ray in the universe, right?

Jing Yuan: This is just a small gift that Brother Qi Fu gave to Fu Qing for free. What’s the big deal?

Xing: Yes, it’s just a small gift, what’s the big deal?

Black Tower: …………

The group chat was almost over, and when Heita fell into silence, a new video started again.

What came into everyone's sight was the pink-haired bull, Varesa.

At this time, Varesa was looking ahead with a serious face, and in front of her was Xing who also had a serious face.

Then the dwarf Ianshan appeared among them, holding a small chess piece in her hand, and seemed to be acting as a referee.

"Wrestling match, ready..."

As Ianshan shouted this, Xing and Varesha immediately got into wrestling preparation positions.

"start……"

After Ianshan shouted this, Xing and Varesa immediately rushed towards each other.

Then the two sides hugged each other and started a wrestling match.

This went on for about five or six seconds, and then Vanessa suddenly changed her moves. She twisted her body, hugged Xing's head, and pressed it hard against her chest.

Xing was also unable to resist because of this change of tactics. The referee Yi Anshan nodded in satisfaction at the scene. However, another person, Kong, who was also watching the scene, found a problem.

Xing, whose head was held by Varea, was buried happily in Varesa's chest. Even though her neck was almost broken by Varesa, she had no intention of surrendering. There were even two streams of blood flowing from her nose, and she kept sniffing the scent on Varesa's body with her nose, which fully demonstrated the victim's excitement and excitement at the moment.

"How could she reward her?" Looking at this scene, Kong showed an expression of envy and jealousy.

…………

In the group:

Qi Fu: Damn it, how could she reward her?

Xing: This reward is awesome, sniff sniff

Black Tower: Oh, it’s so cold.

March 7: Oh, it’s so cool

Ying: That’s good, but I still want to say, how can she reward her?

Silver Wolf: That's too much, @Xing, don't say that I'm someone you know.