Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

Su Shangniang had no choice but to see someone, but Qi Fu had nothing to do today, so he could go and take a look.

So there was a brief silence in the group, and then perhaps because today's secondary creation video was a short play, the system prompt sounded after a while.

As the video unfolds

A man who showed up in the video without any surprise.

"The weather is very good today, it's time to go out and bask in the sun." Zhongli glanced at the rising sun in the east.

"Old man, don't forget to buy soy sauce and vinegar when you go out shopping. We have dumplings to eat in the evening. If you forget, just look at the memo. The memo is hanging around your neck. You will know if you look down." Walnut suddenly jumped out from the side and said to Zhongli.

When Zhongli heard this, he immediately lowered his head and looked down at his neck. Sure enough, there was a necklace hanging around his neck. However, the necklace did not have any gems or anything, but a decoration that could hold paper.

Zhongli picked it up and saw that it indeed said to buy soy sauce and vinegar.

"I understand." Zhongli nodded, then he looked at Hu Tao.

"By the way, who are you?" Zhongli asked seriously.

Hu Tao rolled her eyes upon hearing Zhong Li's words, then said, "Me, I'm your mother!"

After saying that, Hu Tao turned around and left, muttering as he walked, "Really? Alzheimer's is getting worse. He can't even remember his granddaughter, but he still remembers where his home is and even remembers that he goes out for a walk every day."

"Oh, it's my mother. No wonder she asked me to buy soy sauce and vinegar. However, my mother really likes to grumble. It seems that she has a bad temper. I don't know if I have ever been abused." Zhongli also muttered at the same time.

In this way, Zhongli walked towards the streets of Liyue.

At the same time, the skyline of Liyue Harbor lit up, followed by the mountains, rivers, and trees of the land of Jiyue.

While the video was showing the scenery of Liyue, the group burst into laughter.

In the group:

Wendy: Hahahaha, I am your mother

Keqing:…………

Qi Fu: Hahahaha, my mother has a really bad temper. I don’t know if I’ve been abused.

Ganyu: …………

Ningguang: …………

Paimon: You two stop talking, I can't hold it any longer

Walnut: Hahahaha, Alzheimer's disease, hahahaha

Zhongli: Sigh! I feel a little tired!

@Hu Tao, Hu Tao, how could you treat your grandfather Zhongli like this?

Jing Yuan: Actually, there doesn’t seem to be anything wrong with calling her the old mother. Hasn’t Hu Tao, the granddaughter, been taking care of Mr. Zhongli who suffers from Alzheimer’s?

Portio: It's absolutely fine, buddy.

Black Tower: He was so stupid that he didn’t even suspect that his “mother” was so young!

Wendy: Hahahaha, that’s even funnier.

Zhongli: …………

When Zhongli fell into speechlessness in the group, the video screen had already changed from the scenery to a new picture.

Zhongli stopped by a bun shop. Smelling the aroma of the buns, he immediately felt hungry.

"I don't think I've had breakfast yet," Zhongli asked himself.

But unfortunately, he had Alzheimer's disease and had no idea whether he had eaten breakfast or not.

As his stomach was already craving for food, Zhongli took out a few pieces of Mora from his body.

"Boss, give me two big meat buns"

Just like that, Zhongli ate the buns happily. Although Zhongli had Alzheimer's disease, he had a good appetite and ate two big meat buns in just a few bites.

"Well, it tastes good." Zhongli nodded with satisfaction, then picked up the free tea in the store and took a sip.

Then the person stood there in a daze for a few seconds.

"Well, what am I doing here?"

Zhongli came back to his senses with confusion in his eyes, and then he smelled the aroma of buns.

"Oh, I came here to eat buns. Did I forget to order?" Then he took out a few pieces of Mora from his body.

"Boss, give me two big meat buns."

…………

Three minutes later...

"Well, what am I doing here?"

"Dumpling shop!"

"Boss, give me two big meat buns!"

Three minutes later

Zhongli quickly finished the two big meat buns again, then took a sip of tea and fell into a daze again.

A few seconds later

"Huh? What am I doing here?" Zhongli came to his senses again, and then he saw the bun shop again.

"Oh, I'm here to eat buns?"

"Old...hiccup!!!"

As soon as he said the boss's name, Zhongli burped loudly.

"Uh!!!"

"When people get old, they feel full just by smelling something. Alas..." Zhongli sighed, then got up and left.

…………

in the group

The Great Compassionate Tree King: This is too worn out.

Qi Fu: Hahahaha

Wendy: When people get old, they feel full just by smelling something, hahahahaha

Bai Zhai Fox: If he didn't burp, he would probably continue to eat

Ying: He didn't even suspect that his burp smelled like steamed buns.

True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang: Poof!

Zhongli: …………

Dieshan Lishui Zhenjun: Xieyue, how can you laugh at Mr. Zhongli? He ate six big meat buns. He has a good appetite.

Heita: If you have already eaten before leaving home in the morning, then you do have a good appetite.

Hanabi: Hahahaha

…………

In the video

After finishing breakfast, Zhongli walked to the Wanmin Hall and suddenly felt the urge to go to the toilet. He saw the toilet behind the Wanmin Hall and immediately asked Master Mao to borrow the toilet.

After Zhongli finished peeing, he found that his shoelaces were loose. He saw a stone behind him and turned around to tie his shoelaces.

After tying his shoelaces, Zhongli looked up at the toilet in front of him and was confused again.

"Has my urgency not been resolved yet?"

So Zhongli went in again, but this time he stood for a long time without being able to pee.

"Oh! Why can't I pee?" Zhongli wondered.

"Could it be that I have finished peeing?" So Zhongli could only pull up his clothes and go out.

However, after walking out, I happened to meet an acquaintance and greeted him.

"Hey, Uncle Zhongli, come to the bathroom!"

"Oh, yes, I came to the bathroom." Zhongli nodded with a smile, then watched the acquaintance leave, and then stood there in a daze for a few seconds.

"Oh, I came to the bathroom." Then he turned around and walked back to the bathroom.

At this moment, someone not far away happened to see Zhongli going into the toilet three times.

"My dear daughters, you have seen that old man, right? He has kidney deficiency and can't urinate completely. He urinates several times at a time. In the future, when you choose a husband, you must choose a strong and healthy one. If not, you will cry in the future. You will not be able to enjoy the happiness of marriage in your later years."

"Also, you must also strictly prohibit your husband from spending his time drinking and partying outside. He must pay his dues on time every day, otherwise his energy will be wasted on other women."

"This is also the main reason for kidney deficiency in men in their later years."

A woman in a black dress and red-framed glasses spoke earnestly to Gan Yu and Shen He.

Ganyu and Shen Peng looked at Zhongli who came out again. Ganyu nodded with a red face, while Shen He, although expressionless, still nodded.