Probably because of the large number of words, the static playback of the test answers in the video lasted for a long time.

The group was also delighted by these two answers.

Qi Fu: Classic case of insubordination, I can only say Kong Ge 6

Xitlari: Now I know exactly what the character's personality and hobbies are.

Qin: I didn't expect that Ying's brother in the second creation today is completely different from the previous second creation, and has the style of the first generation Xiongsha.

Yaejinko: Be bold, this is another male demon

Funina: What about the thunder cannon?

Walnut: I know, it’s the two heroes!

Amber: Is another girl going to get hurt?

Tinari: Uh, probably... not

Xingqiu: Really?

Sino: Yes, it’s true.

Heizo Kanoin: How did you know?

Jiaming: Yes, how did you know?

Kavi: No, we don't know.

Keqing: This feels suspicious.

Elhaisen: …………

Kaeya: So, today's second creation Qi Fu will not appear?

Ying: Haven’t you already given a clue?

Ganyu: She didn’t appear yesterday either

Qi Fu: Why do I play so many times? I should leave the opportunities for others.

Kinich: But others may not want this opportunity

Ian Shan: Yes, others may not want this opportunity

Qi Fu: Ian Shan, even if you go on stage, no one wants you.

Ian Shan: What do you mean?

Qi Fu: You have a loli figure, why are you showing off your muscles! It's so weird, people who don't know you would think you are some ultimate strong man

Xiao Gong: Pfft, sorry, Coach Ianshan, Lord Heian made me laugh.

Ian Shan: It’s okay, I’ve heard this kind of thing many times, I don’t care

Ianshan: But I still have to say, don’t look at my small stature, my strength is no less than those strong men.

Nashida: …………

Dolly: …………

Malani: Ah, the little lucky grass king is out.

Paimon: What does "came out" mean? It feels like Nashida came out from underground.

Klee: I know this, damn slime!

Qi Fu: Phew, nothing wrong, Grass God, Grass Slime!

Alice: This joke is not funny at all. Let’s just continue watching the video. A new scene has just appeared.

At Alice's reminder, everyone turned their attention back to the video.

At this time, a line of words appeared in the video, and a few days passed.

It was still the same classroom, and the same three people were in it: Nashida, Kong, and Lei Dapao.

"A few days have passed. I asked you to catch up on your knowledge, and it should be about time. Now I will give you an on-site test. If you fail again, I will let you see how powerful civilized people are," Nashida said in a serious voice, pointing at the two people.

"Report, why didn't you bring a pen to today's exam? Teacher, why didn't you bring the test paper here?" At this moment, Kong suddenly raised his hand.

"I told you it's an on-site assessment. Are you deaf?" Nashida glared.

"Then why don't you take the test?" Lei Dapao raised his hand.

"I..." Nashida was about to curse, but she remembered in time that she was a civilized person, and then she comforted her chest before saying this.

"I'm afraid I'll be pissed off after seeing your test papers."

"Okay, enough nonsense, Lei Dapao, you go first. I'll give you a question that even an elementary school student can answer. Memorize the multiplication table."

"Oh, one makes one, one makes two..."

Soon, Lei Dapao easily memorized the multiplication formula, and Nashida nodded with satisfaction.

"Okay, next is an arithmetic problem that even elementary school students can solve. Add from one to one hundred, and tell the answer within one minute," Nashida said again.

"Ah!" Lei Dapao was stunned for a moment.

"Wait, isn't one minute too short? It would take me at least several minutes to add from one to fifty, let alone one hundred," Lei Dapao said hurriedly.

"Hmph, as I expected. There was no math in the test papers a few days ago. I knew there would be problems here too. Kong, you can't figure it out either!" Nashida snorted.

"Hehehe" Kong chuckled.

"Okay, next I have to find someone to tutor you in math. Now the test will officially begin. The first one is still filling in the blanks with idioms. The first question is beauty..." Before Nashida finished speaking, Kong slammed the table and shouted.

"I know, beauty is like jade. Because of the hundred consecutive draws a few days ago, I specially looked up the idiom dictionary. I even won the favor of a beautiful lady yesterday using this idiom," Kong shouted proudly.

"Yes, the beauty is like jade!" Lei Dapao also shouted hurriedly.

However, Nashida's face darkened at this answer.

"Did I say the title is Beauty is like Jade? Can you let me finish my words?" Nashida said with a dark face.

"Uh, what's the question?" Kong scratched his head in confusion.

"Meisheng, you two, answer me!" Nashida slapped the desk.

Hearing words that were completely different from "beautiful as jade", Kong and Lei Dapao were confused again.

The two looked at each other, and then Lei Dapao tentatively gave an answer.

"The beauty won?"

"I urge you to give me another answer!"

"That means the beauty gave birth!" Lei Dapao slammed the table and decided on the answer.

"I really want to know how you removed the moon character next to the word Victory." Nashida's mouth twitched.

"The beauty has given birth, and she still needs to stay in confinement after giving birth, so it's better to give birth again!" Lei Dapao said with certainty.

"Go to hell! Did I ask you to be so picky about words?" Nashida kicked Lei Dapao away and made him hit the wall, but Lei Dapao fell from the wall and stood up as if nothing had happened.

"Fortunately, I'm a puppet and not afraid of being beaten," Lei Dapao said with lingering fear as he brushed off the dust on his body.

When Nashida heard Lei Dapao's words, she remembered the bracelet on her hand, which was her magic weapon to defeat Lei Dapao.

"Forget it, I won't use this for the time being. As a god, I should love my people better." After resisting the urge to use the magic weapon, Nashida looked at Kong.

However, when Sora was looked at like this by Nashida, his face turned pale.

"You, you better hit me!"

So... Nashida decided to relax and let go of the anger in her heart.

"Seno, bring them to the entrance of the academy and smoke them so that everyone can see them both."

Just like that, Kong and Lei Cannon were once again met with a frenzy of beatings!

A few days later

Still filling in the blanks with idioms, still the same classroom

Nashida: "()() Double flying, Lei Dapao, you go first"

Thunder Cannon: "Double-barreled cannon, fly together"

Nashida: "You die!" Lei Dapao was kicked away again.

Kong: "I want to fly threesome"

Nashida: "I will satisfy you now"

So Kong and Lei Dapao flew together!

Then Seno appeared again and grabbed the two of them out the door.

…………

Then a few days later

Still filling in the blanks with idioms, still the same classroom

Still the old three

Nashida: "() Father () Mother, Kong, you go first this time"

Kong: "Wandering Father (Ying) Mother"

Nashida: "Die!" The next second, Kong was knocked over by a vine.

Then Nashida looked at Lei Dapao and said, "Lei Dapao, four words. If you say one more word, you will be beaten twice as hard today."

Lei Dapao: "Uh, a beautiful father and a strong mother!"

Nashida: "Nashida's flying kick..."

Then, Sinno appeared again...

This went on and on for two months...

Kong and Lei Dapao looked at their bodies in surprise.

Lei Dapao: "Golden Bell Cover..."

Sora: "Iron Shirt..."

"Hahahaha, thanks to Teacher Nashida's continuous whipping of us for two months, we have mastered the supreme martial arts of Liyue." The two of them touched their bodies in surprise.

"Now I have a better chance of picking up beautiful girls," Kong said excitedly.

"Wuhu, my mother can't beat me anymore now" Lei Dapao was so happy that he danced with joy.

Looking at the golden light shining on the two people, Nashida knelt on the ground with a broken whip in her hand.

"I was wrong. I shouldn't have had such high expectations for these two guys. I shouldn't have been so kind. I shouldn't have thought that beating them would have any effect. These two guys are the most hopeless idiots in the world. No one can teach them well, and no one can make them smarter. Woo woo woo, I was wrong!"

Just when Nashida was filled with remorse, she heard the two people shouting at her.

"Teacher Nashida, thank you! We finally know why you tortured us so much. It turns out it was to help us master this unique martial arts skill. We love you. You are our real mother!"

However, when Nashida heard the two men shouting, she clenched her fists tightly and her face quickly became gloomy.

"Hehehe, I love you too, my dear children!" Nashida was floating in the air with black energy emanating from her body and a long whip in her hand.

When Kong and Lei Dapao saw this scene, their expressions changed.

"Teacher Na... Nashida, what... are you doing? Don't... don't forget that we have mastered the unique martial arts skills now. You... you can't beat us!" Kong stuttered.

"Yes... yes... yeah, we have the golden bell and iron vest! You... you can't beat us!" Lei Dapao also stuttered.

"Hmph, Golden Bell Cover and Iron Shirt? Can't defeat them? Then come at me all together..." As Nashida finished her words, countless cute but ferocious-looking creatures flew out from the ground.

And these creatures rushed towards Kong and Lei Cannon in dense groups.

Even so, even with the protection of the Golden Bell Cover and Iron Shirt, the two were eventually captured due to their numbers.

The next second, the video screen turned to darkness.

There were flashes of mechanical fire here, and it was obviously a very secret research institute.

"Lord Little Grass God, we have successfully copied the control ring on Lei Dapao's neck. We have even cracked its spell. Now we are waiting for you to re-implant a new spell." A man's voice sounded in the darkness.

"Okay, now put the copied ring on Kong, and remember to put it on his little brother," Nashida's cold voice sounded.

"Yes……"

The man left and came back after a while.

"Put it on!"

"Okay!" Nashida nodded in satisfaction in the darkness, and then she walked towards the place where Kong and Lei Cannon were imprisoned.

As the scene progresses, Nashida has successfully walked into a cell where Kong and Lei Dapao are also being held.

"Teacher Nashida, I was wrong, I was wrong. I will study hard and won't hang out with Brother Kong anymore. Please let me go." After seeing Nashida, Lei Dapao shouted directly.

"Teacher Nashida, why did they put a hoop on me just now? What is that? Can you take it off? It will be so embarrassing if my wife sees it in the future!" Kong's face turned pale at this time.

"Want to know what that is?" Nashida said calmly.

"Yeah, yeah!" Kong nodded quickly.

"You will know soon!" Nashida slowly made a gesture to cast a spell.

When Lei Dapao saw the gesture, his expression changed drastically: "That is..."

Nashida: "Thunder Cannon Golden Hoop spell input, your mother is me"

"Ding!" The golden hoop on Lei Dapao's neck flashed.

Nashida: "Input the empty golden hoop spell..."

"Don't..." Kong screamed in fear when he heard it.

But is it useful?

"Input the empty golden hoop spell, I am your father..."

Following the flash of golden light in the sky.

Nashida shouted directly.

"Your mother is me, I am your father, your mother is me, I am your father, your mother is me, I am your father, your mother is me, I am your father"

Then came the heartbreaking screams of Lei Dapao and Kong.

"Ding, today's second creation "Your Mother is Me" is finished."

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