Original God, I, a god, was madly recreated by the system

While chatting casually in the group, the new video screen has come out

In the video, the time has come to the second day. There are only two people in the empty classroom, Kong and Lei Dapao. Both of them are busy writing the test questions, while Nashida is sitting on the podium, reading a book called "How Gods Grow".

Everyone also noticed that there was a clock in the video, and the clock was running much faster than normal. The movements of Nashida and the other two in the video were also very fast, which was obviously accelerated.

With the video accelerated, the 90-minute exam time passed in just about ten seconds. After the exam was over, Kong and Lei Dapao immediately handed the exam paper to Nashida.

The two had originally planned to leave after the exam, but Nashida stopped them.

"Who asked you to leave? I will mark your test papers and give you grades on the spot." Nashida glanced at the two of them.

After hearing what Nashida said, Kong and Lei Dapao looked at each other and had to sit down.

Soon, Nashida began to mark the two people's test papers, but after just over ten seconds, her face turned as black as charcoal.

Kong and Lei Dapao noticed that Nashida's expression was not right, and looked at each other again.

"Could it be his test paper?" x2

The same words echoed in the minds of both of them at the same time.

"Bang!" Just as the two were questioning each other, Nashida slapped the lecture.

"You two, stand up!"

Suddenly, Kong and Lei Dapao's expressions changed. Although they both felt something was wrong, they still stood up.

"Lei Dapao, tell me, what is the juice squeezed from the bubble orange?" Nashida glared at Lei Dapao.

"It's sweet," Lei Dapao answered subconsciously.

"It's sweet! Doesn't my Xumi Academy teach you how to cook and farm? Who doesn't know that bubble oranges are sweet?" Nashida roared.

"Kong, what about you!" Nashida glared at Kong again.

"Pregnant...pregnant girls'...favorite food" Kong gave his answer dryly.

Because of this answer, Lei Dapao couldn't help but laugh after hearing it.

"How dare you laugh?" Nashida immediately scolded.

"Well, Teacher Nashida, although mine seems a bit ordinary, it's not as outrageous as Brother Kong's," Lei Dapao retorted.

"Is this a normal question? Neither of you answered it correctly," Nashida shouted.

"Then, what do you think is the correct answer?" Lei Dapao seemed a little disagree.

"The correct answer is that the juice squeezed out of the bubble orange is the cell fluid of the bubble orange. They are the necessary nutrients for the growth of the bubble orange seeds. Without these nutrients, the seeds cannot grow normally, just like a mother provides the nutrients needed by the baby in her belly." Nashida gave the correct answer.

"Oh, so that's how it is. So the mother's amniotic fluid is the juice of the fruit pulp," Kong suddenly realized.

"Is your brain out of this? Can you drink amniotic fluid? It is obvious that the mother's body represents the flesh, and the child represents the seed. That is to say, the child must be fully developed in the mother's body before it can leave the mother's body and grow freely," Nashida shouted.

"Oh, no wonder, when a man and a woman are doing serious things, the man always says, 'I want to eat you'. Is this the reason?" Kong suddenly realized again.

"Cough!" In just a moment, Nashida coughed out a trace of blood from the corner of her mouth, and then she raised her finger and pointed into the air.

"You're such a freaking genius!"

"Hehehe, thank you Teacher Nashida for the compliment," Kong scratched his head shyly and laughed.

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At this time, the group

Yaejinko: Hahahahahaha, this is really a genius, hahahaha

Albedo: I can't hold it anymore!

Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality...Pfft, no, I can't make it up. This is genius.

Qi Fu: Hahahahahaha, even Zhongli can’t explain it.

Kaiya: This is the only time I can say dirty words so uniquely.

Lisa: Lei Dapao’s answer is also quite unique. He just wrote “sweet”.

Raiden Zhen: I didn’t expect that either.

Funina: Brother Ying’s impression this time was really amazing. I was so happy.

Ying: I feel so embarrassed.

team leader:…………

Navia: I made the Grass God so angry that he vomited blood

Yae Shinko: Look below, I want to see how these two geniuses will piss off the little Auspicious Grass King to death.

Everyone's attention turned back to the video. At this point, Nashida didn't want to argue with these two geniuses about biological knowledge anymore.

She turned directly to the language and culture section.

"I won't mention the fruit pulp issue for now. Now tell me, when I asked you to fill in the blanks of a Liyue idiom, what did you come up with?"

"Just like here, beauty (), what did you two write? Kong, you tell me first, what did you fill in?" Nashida glared at Kong.

"Give me a kiss, beautiful lady." Sora scratched his head awkwardly.

Nashida: "How many spaces are there behind the beauty?"

Empty: "Two Empty"

Nashida: "A kiss and a few words"

Empty: "Three words"

"Then how dare you kiss such a beautiful woman?" Nashida widened her eyes.

"Puchi" this time it was Lei Dapao's turn to laugh out loud.

"Lei Dapao, you still dare to laugh?" Nashida glared at Lei Dapao again.

"Teacher, I filled in two words," Lei Dapao raised his hands.

"Yes, you filled in two words. Can you tell me the answer?" Nashida forced herself to suppress the anger in her heart.

"Beauty plus time" Lei Dapao shouted these four words with great confidence.

"You're so..." In an instant, a vine emerged from the ground and slapped Lei Dapao in the face.

"You're still asking for extra time with beauties. You kiss each beauty one by one, and ask each beauty to spend extra time with you. Why did you two go to that indecent place last night?" Nashida was so angry that she stood on the table.

"Report, it was Brother Kong who invited me. He said he would take me to see the world!" Lei Dapao pointed at Kong with his face covered pitifully.

Kong's face changed drastically. He turned around and saw that Nashida's face had darkened again.

"You two really went there! Great! Great! Seno, come here quickly! Hang them both on the tree and give them a hundred lashes for violating academy rules!"

Then, Seno walked in with a cold face and grabbed the two geniuses out like chickens.

Then Nashida looked at the test paper on the table again. Her eyes fell on the last social practice question. After she finished reading it, she spat out blood and fell on the lecture.

The video also zoomed in on the two people's test papers, allowing everyone to clearly see the final questions and the answers they wrote.

The question is how to resolve the conflict between yourself and your boss

Kong's answer is that if the boss is a woman, then turn the boss into a family member and shift the conflict from career to family. If the boss is a man, then resign immediately and find a female boss.

Lei Dapao's answer was even simpler. He wrote

If the boss has a conflict with me, his subordinate, it must be that the boss is in menopause. I would recommend Nao Wanjin to him. Liyue does not replenish cards, and it is specially used to treat menopause and cerebral palsy.