Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Oh my god, this mist is even stronger than Boss Pa's perfume!"

Wu Hen covered his nose and complained that this evil fog not only smelled bad, but also had a cold aura that made people very uncomfortable.

He tried to wave away the evil fog with his hands, but the fog gathered quickly and surrounded him as if it had life.

Wu Hen felt like he had fallen into a sticky swamp, and every step he took was extremely difficult.

"System, scan it. What kind of magic is this?"

"Ding! After testing, this sorcery is the ancient forbidden technique 'Soul Devouring Bewilderment Formation', which can devour the essence of living beings and confuse the mind. Host, please proceed with caution!"

Wu Hen perked up when he heard this. "Oh, ancient forbidden technique? It seems the mastermind behind this is quite capable! But, you want to use this thing to stop me? No way!"

He rolled up his sleeves, ready to do a great job, but suddenly found that the spiritual power in his body was being continuously devoured by the evil fog!

"Oh my god, there's such a thing?" Wu Hen hurriedly used his skills to resist, but it had little effect. The evil fog was like a bottomless pit, greedily devouring his strength.

After several unsuccessful attempts, Wu Hen had to retreat temporarily and look for other ways.

He sat on a rock outside the village, looking at the demonic fog swirling before him, lost in thought...

"Do we have to use that method?"

Wu Hen frowned and muttered to himself, "But..."

He hesitated for a moment, but finally made up his mind, a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Let's fight!"

Wu Hen took a deep breath, cleared his throat, and then... began to sing to the evil fog!

"...Sweet, your smile is so sweet..."

Wu Hen's sudden "sweet attack" directly confused the monsters hiding in the dark.

This style of painting is wrong!

It was supposed to be a battle of 300 rounds, why did the style suddenly turn into a rural love story?

The speed of the rolling demonic fog slowed down, as if wondering: What the hell is this human kid doing?

"Ding! Quest: 'The Power of Music' released. Requirement: Use a comedic performance to disrupt the demonic defenses, causing them to remain in a state of confusion for one minute. Reward: One 'Spell-Breaking Talisman'."

The system's voice sounded at the right time, and Wu Hen was immediately happy when he heard it.

It turns out that these monsters are also art lovers!

This is easy to handle!

He cleared his throat, struck a pose he thought was very cool, and continued singing at the top of his voice: "You are my little apple, no matter how much I love you, it's never too much..."

This magical singing voice, coupled with Wu Hen's exaggerated body movements, is simply eye-catching!

The monsters hiding in the dark were shaking and twitching, almost unable to hold back.

"Puchi!" The Naga girl hiding in the dark couldn't help but burst out laughing.

This sudden laughter seemed to break some kind of balance, and the defense of the demon fog was thrown into brief chaos in an instant!

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the mission 'The Power of Music' and obtaining a 'Spell-Breaking Talisman'."

Wu Hen took the golden talisman rewarded by the system and a confident smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Hehe, next, let me show you what real power is!" Wu Hen crushed the "Law-Breaking Talisman" with one hand, and a golden light flashed. The talisman turned into starlight and merged into the rolling demonic fog.

"It's done!" Wu Hen was about to pursue the victory, but a sneer came from behind him.

"Boy, do you really think you can break my magic?"

Pa Tong, accompanied by a group of younger brothers, swaggered over, his face filled with arrogance. "Why don't you ask around? In this small part of Monster City, who dares not show respect to me, Boss Pa?"

"Hey, isn't this Boss Pa? Long time no see. Your business is getting bigger and bigger!"

Wu Hen dodged Pa Tong's attacks while greeting him with a smile, "What's up, are you planning on sparring with me, brother?"

"Sparring? You're the one?" Paton snorted disdainfully. "Today, I'll show you what true strength is!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the monsters under Pa Tong rushed forward, and all kinds of magic spells and magic weapons were used against Wu Hen.

For a moment, flames shot up into the sky, evil spirits filled the air, and the scene was extremely chaotic.

"Oh my god, a gang fight? That's no martial ethics!"

While Wu Hen was complaining, he dodged the attacks flexibly and did not forget to pick up the broom and dustpan on the roadside as weapons. His movements were so smooth that Pa Tong was stunned.

"This kid...why is he so slippery like a loach!"

Pa Tong waved his hand, signaling his brothers to retreat first, then he took out a black bead from his arms and said with a sinister smile: "Boy, I wonder how long you can hide!"

After saying that, Patong threw the black bead into the air. The bead instantly burst out with powerful demonic power, enveloping Wu Hen.

Wu Hen suddenly felt that he was imprisoned by an invisible force and could not move!

"Hahaha, kid, just surrender obediently!" Patong walked over triumphantly and was about to give Wu Hen a fatal blow, but he saw Wu Hen suddenly raise his head with a weird smile on his lips.

"Boss Pa, haven't you heard a saying?"

"What?"

"The villain dies because he talks too much!"

Before Wu Hen finished speaking, his figure turned into a shadow and rushed in front of Pa Tong at lightning speed, and hit the target with a "monkey stealing peaches" move!

"Ah!" Pa Tong screamed and fell to his knees, covering his crotch. His face was full of wonderful expressions and his facial features were distorted like an abstract painting.

"That's it? That's it?" Wu Hen clapped his hands, a look of disgust on his face. "I thought you were so powerful, but it turns out you only have this little bit of skill?"

"You...you...boy, just wait for me!" Patong gritted his teeth and said these harsh words, then ran away with his brothers in shame.

"Tsk, coward!" Wu Hen gave Pa Tong the middle finger as he fled, then turned around and rushed into the village.

After the magic spell collapsed, the villagers who were originally trapped inside regained consciousness one by one, but they all looked as weak as if they had suffered a serious illness.

"My fellow villagers, it's okay. I have driven away the monster!" Wu Hen shouted at the top of his voice, and then began to check the health of the villagers one by one, and used his spiritual power to help them dispel the remaining evil spirit.

"Thank you so much, young man! If it weren't for you, we would have died here!"

"Yes, yes, young man, you are really a great benefactor to our village!"

The villagers expressed their gratitude to Wu Hen and took out the only remaining dry food and water in their homes to entertain him.

Looking at the villagers' grateful eyes, Wu Hen felt warm in his heart. This feeling was even better than eating a big bucket of ice cream!

"It's just a small matter, it's just a small matter, it's what I should do!" Wu Hen waved his hand, signaling the villagers not to be polite.

At this moment, an elderly villager trembled and walked up to Wu Hen, and said solemnly: "Young man, I know you are a capable person. I want to ask you for a favor!"

"Old man, you said that as long as I can do it, I will do my best!" Wu Hen patted his chest and promised.

"Young man, I know who is controlling all this!" The old man lowered his voice, leaned close to Wu Hen's ear, and said a name.

After hearing this, Wu Hen's expression turned serious, and he muttered to himself, "So it was him..."

"Young man, you must be careful, that man is very dangerous!" the old man warned worriedly.

"Don't worry, old man, I will definitely get to the bottom of this matter!" Wu Hen nodded solemnly.

After settling the villagers, Wu Hen left the village alone. He looked up into the distance with a firm gaze: "Wait for me, I will definitely find you, and then..."