Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

At the entrance of the demon cave, there were gusts of cold wind, and the thick demonic energy almost condensed into substance, as if an invisible giant beast opened its bloody mouth, wanting to devour any living creature that dared to approach.

Wu Hen stood at the entrance of the cave, looking at this eerie and terrifying scene, but he was not afraid at all.

Instead, he rubbed his hands excitedly, "Wow, this atmosphere deserves full marks! I love this kind of excitement!"

He took a deep breath, and without any hesitation, stepped into the demon cave.

The inside of the cave was even darker and damper than it looked from the outside, filled with wet moss and foul-smelling soil.

Wu Hen moved forward cautiously, always alert to possible dangers around him.

Suddenly, his feet felt empty and he fell down instantly!

"Oh my god! What's going on?" Wu Hen exclaimed, and before he could react, he fell heavily on something soft.

He took a closer look and immediately breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out to be a pile of dead grass. Fortunately, if it had fallen directly to the ground, wouldn’t his butt be broken?

He stood up, dusted himself off, and began to look around.

This is a spacious cave with strange runes carved on the walls. They emit a faint light, illuminating a small area around it.

"Tsk tsk tsk, this layout, this atmosphere, you can tell at a glance that this is the base of the big boss!"

Wu Hen stroked his chin and muttered to himself, "However, you think you can defeat me with such a simple mechanism? You really underestimate me, Wu Hen!"

He continued walking forward, when suddenly, a cold wind blew from the front, accompanied by a disgusting stench.

Wu Hen's expression changed, "Oh no, it's poisonous!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the ground in front of him suddenly cracked, and a green poisonous mist gushed out, instantly filling the entire cave.

"Cough cough cough..." Wu Hen was caught off guard and inhaled a few mouthfuls of the poisonous mist. He suddenly felt dizzy and his limbs were weak. "This poison... is quite powerful..."

He endured the discomfort in his body and searched everywhere for a solution. However, just as the poisonous fog was about to swallow him up, Wu Hen did not look for an antidote as usual, but...

"You are so vicious, you must have no friends. Come and be my friend." Wu Hen said while giving a friendly wink.

What was shocking was that this ball of green poisonous fog actually dispersed timidly as if it was shy!

"Ding! Congratulations, host! You have successfully unlocked the 'Sheniu-style Detoxification' achievement! Reward: a 'Demon Cave Trap Identification Radar'. Please keep up the good work, host, and strive to become the strongest God Slayer as soon as possible!"

The system's voice in Wu Hen's mind sounded cheerfully, almost making him laugh.

My goodness, did he defeat the poisonous fog by talking?

Nowadays, even poisonous fog is so susceptible to this?

With the "Demon Cave Trap Identification Radar", the rest of the journey will be very easy.

This radar is like a X-ray machine, no trap or mechanism can escape its detection.

Wu Hen overcame all obstacles along the way, easily avoiding various hidden weapons, poisonous gases, and illusions, and even stole a lot of good things from several hidden treasure chests.

"Wow, this efficiency is even faster than opening a VIP channel!" Wu Hen exclaimed happily.

However, just when he thought he was about to reach the depths of the demon cave and uncover the truth of the demon war, a familiar figure suddenly appeared before him...

"Hey, isn't this Boss Pa, the leader of our Thai demon world? How come you have time to visit this little hole?"

Wu Hen dodged and avoided the overwhelming attack of rubble while making a joke.

Pa Tong's face turned pale. He originally thought that Wu Hen was trapped in the demon cave and he could catch him in the trap. However, he didn't expect that this kid seemed to have a cheat. Not only was he unharmed, but he also looked very relaxed.

"Stop talking nonsense! Today I'll let you see how powerful I am!"

Pa Tong roared angrily, formed seals with his hands, and the demonic power surged. A huge rock fell from the top of the demon cave and headed straight for Wu Hen.

"Oh my god, are you serious?" Wu Hen screamed, tiptoed, and jumped lightly, barely avoiding the attack of the boulder.

After landing, he dusted himself off and said with a grin, "Boss Pa, your trick is a bit outdated. Can you try something new?"

Pa Tong was so angry that he was fuming. This kid was simply unyielding!

He just didn't believe it and was determined to keep this kid here today!

Pa Tong just waved his hand, and the surrounding gravel seemed to come alive, whistling towards Wu Hen.

Wu Hen did not dare to be careless. He used all his skills, dodging left and right, and occasionally using the surrounding environment to fight back. For a moment, the entire demon cave was filled with flying sand and rocks, and human figures were everywhere.

"Hey, Boss Pa, this trick of yours doesn't work either. Looks like you're going to get caught here today!"

As Wu Hen spoke, he chose the right moment, changed the direction of a flying boulder, and smashed it towards Patong.

Patong was caught off guard and was hit by the huge rock. He rolled over several times before he could barely steady himself. He covered his chest, spat out a mouthful of blood, and looked at Wu Hen with eyes full of resentment.

"You..." Patong was about to say something harsh, but suddenly he felt a strange breath coming from behind him. He turned around suddenly, but saw...

Pa Tong was furious, but at this moment, a burst of suppressed laughter came from the surroundings.

A group of little demons hiding in the dark were covering their mouths and watching the excitement.

Who is Patong?

The bully of the demon city!

You are used to being domineering, so when have you ever suffered such humiliation?

"What are you laughing at! Get out here!"

Pa Tong roared out, and the little demons were so scared that they ran away, fearing that if they ran too slowly, they would be caught by Boss Pa and made into soup.

Wu Hen watched this scene and laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh: "Oh my, Boss Pa, you look so majestic, it's a pity that you don't go into acting!"

Pa Tong was so angry that his nose was crooked. This kid's mouth was like honey, and he had a lot of tricks to insult people.

He just doesn't believe it, and he must teach this kid a lesson today!

Boss Pa roared, quickly formed seals with his hands, and the demonic power gushed out like a volcanic eruption, and the entire demon cave began to tremble violently.

"Oh my god, this is getting out of hand!"

While dodging the rubble falling from the sky, Wu Hen lamented that Boss Pa was about to tear down his house!

But don’t forget, who is Wu Hen?

That's a man with a system!

Besides, this demon cave is Boss Pa’s home turf. If it really collapses, he will be the first one to suffer.

Just then, Wu Hen had an idea. He took advantage of the terrain and guided Boss Pa's attack, blasting a new passage out of the demon cave.

Before Boss Pa could react, Wu Hen kicked him into the new passage.

"Boss Pa, goodbye! I won't see you off!" Wu Hen waved towards the corridor and ran away.

Boss Pa was left crawling in the corridor, cursing in anger.

Wu Hen ran all the way and finally reached the depths of the demon cave.

There is an ancient altar here, and in the center of the altar lies a tattered book.

Wu Hen carefully picked up the book and gently blew away the dust on it, and found that it was a magical book written in ancient characters.

"Ding! Congratulations, host, you've discovered an important clue! Please read the demon book carefully to find the key information to crack the demon battle!"

The system prompt sounds at the right time.

Wu Hen did not dare to delay and quickly opened the demon book and read it carefully.

Although he couldn't understand some parts, he still pieced together some key information.

"It turns out that the mastermind behind this demon war is actually..."

Wu Hen suddenly raised his head, his eyes flashing, "Looks like I have to go to that place!"

He put away the demon book and turned to walk out of the demon cave.

He knew that a greater challenge was waiting for him...

"Squeak-"

The shabby wooden door was pushed open, and Wu Hen stepped into the village shrouded in mist. A strange aura hit him...