Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

As soon as Wu Hen stepped into the shadow of the building, the alarm sounded shrilly.

"Bingo! It seems my whereabouts have been exposed," Wu Hen shrugged with an expected expression.

Before he could finish his words, a group of men in black rushed out from all directions. They all looked ferocious and had shiny weapons in their hands. It was obvious that they were not good people.

"Stop! Who are you?!" A guy who looked like the leader shouted sternly, holding a dagger that was flashing with cold light in his hand.

Wu Hen spread his hands with an innocent look on his face: "I'm just a handsome guy passing by. Where is the toilet?"

In response, he was attacked by a barrage of attacks.

Amidst the flashing of swords and the chilling air, Wu Hen was instantly surrounded.

"Oh my god, are you serious?!" Wu Hen screamed and dodged the attack nimbly.

Although he said it was easy, he was not careless in his heart.

These guys are indeed very strong, their moves are deadly and they show no mercy.

Wu Hen dodged left and right, barely blocking the attack, but he was inevitably injured.

The clothes were torn in several places, revealing a few shallow bloodstains.

"Hiss... They're so cruel!" Wu Hen took a breath of cold air and felt like a little lamb besieged by a group of vicious wolves.

He kept changing his movements, looking for a breakthrough, but these men in black cooperated with each other tacitly, and their attacks were continuous like a tide, leaving him no chance to breathe.

"This is not a joke..." Wu Hen clenched his teeth, feeling that he could not hold on any longer.

He was forced into a corner with no way to retreat.

The man in black was pressing forward and was about to capture him.

At this critical moment, a voice suddenly sounded in Wu Hen's mind...

"Ding! The host is detected to be in danger. Do you want to activate the special ability 'Super Funny Taunt'?" "Super Funny Taunt? What the hell is this?" Wu Hen complained in his heart, but he couldn't care less now. Let's try it out!

"Turn on!"

In an instant, Wu Hen felt a strange power surging into his body.

He took a deep breath, flashed an extremely provocative smile to the man in black in front of him, and then shouted in an extremely exaggerated tone: "Hey hey! You little minions, you want to catch me with such little ability? It's simply laughable! Come on, let me teach you how to behave!"

This sudden change stunned the men in black.

They looked at each other, not understanding what Wu Hen was up to.

Just as they were stunned, Wu Hen suddenly started dancing a funny dance and humming a tuneless song.

"The vast horizon is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green mountains..."

The enchanting singing and dancing, coupled with Wu Hen's annoying expression, instantly threw the men in black into chaos.

They felt that their minds were blank and they had completely lost the ability to think.

"What...what kind of evil magic is this?!" the leading man in black shouted in horror.

"Hahaha! This is called art, do you understand? You uneducated bumpkins!" Wu Hen mocked while dancing.

The men in black completely collapsed. They began to attack each other and the scene was in chaos.

"Oi, don't hit me! I'm not an enemy!"

"You are the enemy! Your whole family is the enemy!"

"Brother, I was wrong! I won't dare to do it again next time!"

Wu Hen looked at the funny scene in front of him and couldn't help laughing.

He took the opportunity to adjust his condition and restore his strength.

When the men in black had almost finished fighting, Wu Hen slowly walked over, patted the leader on the shoulder, and said, "How's it going? Are you convinced?"

The leading man in black covered his swollen face and said with a look of grievance, "I give in, I give in! Big brother, please spare me!"

Wu Hen smiled triumphantly and was about to leave when suddenly a powerful aura came from deep within the building...

"Interesting, it seems the real show has just begun..." Wu Hen's mouth corners slightly raised, and a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.

The chaos subsided and the smoke cleared.

Wu Hen dusted himself off and was about to slip away when suddenly a powerful aura came from deep within the building, making it hard for him to breathe.

"Oh my god, there's a hidden boss?" Wu Hen complained, but he wasn't panicked at all.

Are you kidding? I’m a man with a system!

From the battle just now, Wu Hen discovered that although these men in black were quite powerful, their moves were somewhat rigid and lacked variety.

"It looks like they are mass-produced cannon fodder." He analyzed while playing with the mysterious crystal he took from the leading man in black.

This thing exudes a strange energy, making the systems in his body eager to try.

"Ding! High-energy crystals detected, do you want to absorb them?" The system's voice sounded at the right time.

"Nonsense, of course I absorb it!" Wu Hen chose to absorb it without hesitation.

A powerful energy instantly surged into his body, making him feel full of strength.

"Wow! Take off!" Wu Hen shouted excitedly, just at that moment, several powerful men in black walked out from the depths of the building, exuding a chilling murderous aura.

"Boy, you are so arrogant!" The leading man in black spoke in a cold tone, staring at Wu Hen with eyes like a poisonous snake.

"Just average, third in the world." Wu Hen smiled wickedly and struck a pose.

"Looking for death!" The man in black roared, his figure flashed, and he appeared in front of Wu Hen in an instant, punching him.

"That's it?" Wu Hen sneered, dodged the attack easily, and then kicked the man in black in the stomach.

"Let me give you a taste of my invincible Hot Wheels!"

After absorbing the energy of the crystal, Wu Hen's speed and strength were greatly improved. Coupled with his unique fighting style, the men in black were no match for him at all.

For a moment, a game of cat and mouse was staged in the building. Wu Hen made the men in black run around in circles, and the surrounding buildings were damaged and crumbling.

Finally, Wu Hen used a "Thousand Years Kill" to kill the last man in black. Standing in the ruins, he raised his hands and cheered: "Victory!"

"The secret of the awakener, here I come!" Wu Hen's eyes flashed with excitement.

He knew that he was about to enter the awakener assessment stage, but he was not afraid.

After packing up the spoils, Wu Hen hummed a little tune and walked towards the awakener assessment site.

From a distance, he saw a plaque at the entrance of the venue that read "Physical Fitness Assessment Area."

Wu Hen stopped and a playful smile appeared on his lips: "Haha, physical fitness test? No big deal..." He reached out and pushed open the door...