Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen swaggered into the physical fitness test field, whistling and acting like he was the best in the world.

What caught my eye were all sorts of bizarre assessment items: running a 500-meter obstacle course while carrying a sandbag, doing 200 pull-ups with one hand, splitting 1,000 bricks with bare hands...

Wu Hen's mouth twitched, and he thought to himself: Is this really an assessment for awakeners, not a selection for an acrobatic troupe?

He noticed that in the crowd, Sun Xiaomei was staring at him with a look that said "you're dead". That look was like a poisoned knife, whizzing towards him.

Wu Hen touched his nose and thought: You little brat, you want to mess with me?

You are still a little young!

As soon as the horn sounded to start the assessment, Wu Hen rushed out like a wild horse.

Running obstacles while carrying sandbags?

simple!

He was as agile as a monkey, jumping up and down and easily crossing various obstacles.

Just as he was about to complete the first lap, a slender leg suddenly stretched out.

"Oh my god!" Wu Hen exclaimed and almost fell to the ground.

After stabilizing himself, he turned his head and saw Sun Xiaomei's "harmless" face.

"Oh, I'm sorry, classmate Wu Hen, I didn't mean it." Sun Xiaomei apologized hypocritically, but she couldn't hide the pride in her eyes.

Wu Hen took a deep breath and told himself to stay calm and not fall into the trap of this green tea girl.

Next came one-handed pull-ups. Wu Hen gritted his teeth, one, two...

When he had done more than a hundred, his arms began to tremble.

At this moment, Sun Xiaomei's voice rang in his ears: "Classmate Wu Hen, come on, I'm rooting for you!" These seemingly encouraging words made Wu Hen even more irritated. His rhythm was disrupted, and he lost his grip and fell directly off the horizontal bar.

"Ouch!" Wu Hen covered his butt and grimaced in pain.

"Student Wu Hen, are you okay?" Sun Xiaomei ran over with a concerned look on her face, but Wu Hen clearly saw a gleam of gloating in her eyes.

He gritted his teeth, stood up, brushed off the dust on his body, and coldly spat out two words: "It's okay." Sun Xiaomei wanted to say something else, but was stopped by his cold eyes.

Wu Hen walked silently towards the brick-breaking area, picked up a brick, and a cold light flashed in his eyes...

"You..." Wu Hen picked up the brick, but did not start immediately.

He glanced at Sun Xiaomei, then suddenly revealed a wicked smile and said in a mean tone, "Xiaomei, you're so anxious to embarrass me, are you secretly in love with me? This is a really unique way."

Sun Xiaomei was immediately furious, her cheeks flushed red like a ripe tomato. However, she was powerless to refute him. She could only stamp her feet and grit her teeth, saying, "You...you're talking nonsense!"

Everyone around was stunned by Wu Hen's actions. Is this guy really stupid or just pretending to be stupid? He is still teasing the girl at this time.

However, I have to say, this trick is quite satisfying.

Next is a rock climbing project, which requires climbing to the top within the specified time.

This was a "surprise" arranged in advance by Sun Xiaomei. She had already found someone and was ready to "accidentally" bump into Wu Hen on the way to make him fail.

However, when everyone was climbing along the regular route, Wu Hen was like a nimble monkey, climbing up directly from a seemingly impossible route on the side.

He took advantage of some bumps and gaps on the wall and easily surpassed the others with a few jumps, leaving everyone stunned.

"This kid... is he born in the year of the monkey?" Sun Xiaomei exclaimed. The plan that she thought was foolproof was easily thwarted by Wu Hen.

"Thank you, thank you!" Wu Hen stood at the top, bowed to Sun Xiaomei, a playful smile on his face.

The final event was a long-distance race, but for some reason, Wu Hen fell behind from the start, hanging far behind the team...

"This kid is finally no longer able to do it..." Sun Xiaomei sneered, as if she had already seen the outcome of Wu Hen being eliminated.

However, at this moment, Wu Hen suddenly stopped, looked ahead, a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he whispered: "The game has begun..."

A meaningful smile appeared on Wu Hen's lips, and his body and mind were already beginning to stir.

He closed his eyes and silently said in his heart, "Endurance burst, start!", and then he accelerated instantly like a rocket, like a gust of wind, leaving the dust behind.

The players in front of him were overtaken one by one by him, it was like he was cheating.

"Hey, let's eat the dust from behind!" Wu Hen made a funny face as he brushed past them.

Sun Xiaomei, who was not far away, was so angry that she gritted her teeth, but she accidentally tripped over a stone under her feet and fell in a miserable state.

With only a hundred meters left to the finish line, Wu Hen was firmly in the lead.

He glanced back at Sun Xiaomei lying on the ground, shrugged his shoulders, and finished the sprint like a carefree stroller, ending perfectly.

The moment I crossed the finish line, all my fatigue turned into a breeze and dissipated into nothingness.

"Oh, running is just like this." He patted his sweatshirt and made a "Ba Wang shampooing" gesture.

After passing the physical fitness test perfectly, he knew that the next mental strength test might be even more dangerous.

Instructor Zhao in the distance was watching coldly, with a meaningful smile on his face.

"The real test hasn't started yet." Wu Hen looked at the instructor confidently and strode towards the assessment room.

The complex instruments behind the door glowed coldly in the dim light, as if an unknown challenge was lurking.